These look more like candy canes than dugs to me 😂

Are the other questions, who gives a shit? And if this is how you define yourself how much help do you need from a medical professional?

I really hope they have a rowing club 😂

I've just had a pop up on my work mobile from Microsoft saying they would welcome my feedback on MS Teams. No Microsoft you really don't want my feedback on Teams. I doubt the language I would use will be acceptable to whoever gets the job of reading my feedback. 😂😂

Bravo

I was in B&M last night and this delight is on sale presumably so you can play party games with the family 😲

Now this is an idea we can all get behind

Can't believe the result from Hampden tonight. Somehow we have qualified for a world cup without having to play Wales away in a play off.

All of Scotland looking at flights to Canada, Mexico and USA

Yes Kemi poverty is such a drain on the economy isn't it? Or maybe just maybe we can get billionaires to pay more tax. Why is the narrative always to kick the poorest in society in the balls at every turn.

I've had a garlic and herb flatbread thing to go with my lunch and my stomach is now in a knot with it and the house smells like I'm dealing with a vampire infestation.

Geez these phone scams are getting more sophisticated. I've just had a scam call that started off with saying hello is that Douglas and when you say yes it then starts the crap about you're due a refund on car finance. Took longer than usual to realise it wasnt a real person at the other end.

WhatsApp has stopped showing their app symbol on my screen as a way of notifying me of a message. Instead I'm getting the tiniest image possible of the profile pic of the person messaging me. If you're going to do the pic hing make it big enough that I don't have to guess who it is.

@countbinface.bsky.social would likely beat Starmer if he stood in his constituency right now in a general election. And if we are being honest he would show a lot more backbone as PM as Starmer too.

No it won't it just won't because if there is a hard way to ultimately fail to qualify that's the route Scotland will take

Checking BBC sport pages on my lunch break and disappointed to see Townsend hasn't gone as Scotland manager.

Well it's definitely time for Townsend to do the decent thing and ride off into the sunset.

Last few nights I've completely forgotten to buy coffee on my way home. I've finally got some this morning and I'm currently enjoying it like I've tasted coffee for the first time ever

No Tesco I'm not in the least bit excited

I'm playing Zelda tears of the kingdom on my switch and one of the characters can produce giant gusts of wind on demand. Unlike in the game no one around me considers it a super power when I produce giant gusts of wind 😂😂

What are the chances that the BBC will roll over and issue a full retraction before Friday. We have now reached the stage of the very rich and the very powerful flexing their political muscle in the most brazen ways.

Took my mum shopping to M&S and while wandering around there were 2 women walking by and I heard 1 line and 1 line only of the chat and it was. "Well what did you think was going to happen by letting him in your bedroom" And I have never been so disappointed to not hear the end of a random chat 😂

I am already fed up seeing the Asda Christmas advert and it's early November.

Patiently waiting on Scottish rugby team news for Saturday. Big question is if Zander is fit do we play him for 60min and watch scrum collapse when he goes off or hope we aren't getting smashed and bring him on for second half to hold scrum together. Would help if there was a decent back up 😂

You know you are an old fart when you have to explain to a younger colleague who Debbie McGee is.

Kemi Badenoch is an absolute twat.

AI is shit isn't it. My last 3 Amazon purchases have all been IT related but apparently Amazon thinks that based on my last purchases I am interested in breakfast cereal.

Saw these flavoured toothpastes in the supermarket yesterday. Not on the kids section either. While I realise not everyone is a fan of mint who on earth thinks I want to brush my teeth with cola and 11 quid each

Excellent article about why we should tackle poverty but more importantly child poverty. It's a disgrace that in a wealthy country we didn't it acceptable to have children living an existence and not a life. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

So never a day goes by without having to use MS authenticator. Twice on phone and once on pc today. As the old saying goes a login on the laptop is worth 2 on the phone.

I woke up this morning very angry with my oldest daughter. In my dream I was having when the alarm went off she had let a guy who was working on some building works across the road use our loo and didn't notice him stealing the wash basin. What a silly girl she is 😂😂

But what about the pork markets 😂

I had one of those nights where even though I was tired when I went to bed I just couldn't get to sleep till about 2am. Anyway my dream Lotus Emeya costs about £124k 😂😂

We have software at work that's not working as it relies on Amazon web services. Current state at Amazon web services

What level of nonsense is it we now have "smart" vacuum cleaners that tell you your phone is ringing. This is technology for no actual reason other than making things more expensive

I see Reform are displaying their usual level of competence again www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Misleading headline as usual from the BBC. The claim was made by his defence lawyer and has not been confirmed as a fact. No wonder these right wing morons get away with so much when the BBC portrays them as victims www.bbc.com/news/article...

Just heard an advert on the radio for Maureen 118212 the directory enquiries company. I find it hard to believe that anyone still uses this service other than some older people. How on earth are these companies still in business? And it's £2.50 plus 75p per minute so not cheap

Absolute classic rock are currently playing Shine on you crazy diamond by Pink Floyd and my work day has just gotten a tiny bit better as a result

Seriously what the hell Heinz. I like mayo and I like monster munch but never, ever have I wanted monster munch mayo

My downstairs neighbour is getting building work carried out and the garden is full of stuff. Someone has turned up to clear it and they are clambering about in the back of their low bed truck looking for space for it and it has all the hallmarks of the opening scene of an episode of Casualty.

Prague has been wonderful. Amazing architecture, lovely food and beer so cheap it's scary. Basically £2.50 for a half litre of beer. Today's 30k steps and 13 miles of walking means I really needed that last beer. Back to Scotland tomorrow sadly

We visited the Museum of Communism earlier and picked up these as momentos

Day 2 in Prague and we have made it to the castle at the top of the hill. My feet officially hate me😂

25k steps and 10 miles round Prague today. My good lady has broken me

I had blood taken at the doctors this earlier and after the nurse was finished she asked if I wanted a plaster where they drew the blood. I wasn't too bothered but she replied I'll do it anyway as it's not a good look for us if you leave with blood running down your arm. Once outside it's ok though.

Richard Murphy hitting the nail on the head as to why PFI is a disaster for building public buildings. Cost way more than public borrowing and experience tells us they are not well maintained so as to maximise private profit.

This should definitely be a resignation issue

So Google understands me in the house but never in the car. It never picks up me saying no but it does respond to naw ya dobber. Thankfully I don't get into lifts with voice recognition youtu.be/HbDnxzrbxn4?...

Got my travel money for trip to Prague in a few weeks. First time I've ever had a 1000 anything note 😂😂