Boomer humor (or “Gen X” humor, they’re just more boomers) insists that Gen Z are always offended and can’t take a joke. Ten years ago, my fellow Zoomers did nothing but make offensive “memes” about schools shootings. Now, we do nothing but joke about Charlie Kirk. So yeah, we’re ”easily offended.”

The Nintendo Switch eShop is full of obvious porn games, but not a single one of them has femboys or yaoi. Absolute missed opportunity.

Call of Duty fans gotta be the most media illiterate fandom ever because no way you all collectively think Makarov said "no Russian" as in "unalive everyone here" instead of "no Russian" as in "we're trying to frame the attack on U.S. troops, so we can't speak any Russian."

I‘m always a bit suspicious when someone shits on TikTok and Tumblr, I get that there’s a lot of hate and dogshit on there but those are also the only two platforms where trans men get any visibility.

feel like it's always a good time to say that microsoft is noted by the BDS Movement to be "perhaps the most complicit tech company in Israel’s illegal apartheid regime and ongoing genocide against 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza." bdsmovement.net/microsoft

It's great that we're getting a new Spyro and all, but when are we gonna get Skylanders again? We're not in the 2010s anymore with all the performative "Skylanders bad" bs. Skylanders is at least as popular as Spyro by now. We can have both series coexist, give us new Skylanders! At least a remaster

I would like reading a lot more if we read Lord of the Rings in class

Weird edgelords: I want an R-rated griddy scene of Anakin chopping up the Younglings. No cutting away or censorship! (Monkey’s paw curls, this happens in a new Star Wars show but it’s scored to a mashup of Here’s to Never Growing Up by Avril Lavigne and Die Young by Kesha)

I don't know what the point of Bsky prom is, but I never went to junior or senior prom, so screw it, I'm here

You cannot complain about "MCU writing" while liking Uncharted. They're the same thing.

It's ironic how Scary Movie's tagline is "no safe spaces" when it ironically feels like one by now. Popular web series consistently have at least one racist in the cast. I can at least trust the Wayans not to cast anyone like that. I can brush off vapid "offensive" humor but not real fascism.

I don't care about TADC; I've never seen it, but I know the finale spoilers. I won't spoil anything, but I will give an out-of-context warning. If you're upset by portrayals of homophobia, be warned that the finale has sudden uses of "gay" as a derogatory term.

I’ve never liked RuneScape but I’ve been proud of never liking it ever since the Pride event got cancelled. Fuck RuneScape

More of a comedy horror that I wrote this for, but in ghoul tradition, families are obligated to eat the remains of any members who die. I came up with it as a morbid punchline more than anything, but I think it works for horrifying worldbuilding.

I’ve already seen someone issue death threats against the Jack Quaid cube. Trust me, I’m gonna do my part against the moids

If you told me ten or fifteen years ago that Rabbids would become the dead franchise and Rayman would be the one getting new games, I would’ve 100% thought you were pulling my leg. Here we are, though. Maybe we can at least get a Rabbid cameo? Like the Minions in the Illumination intro?

Ettore and Biscuit wish you a Happy Pride Month!

Don’t get the negativity around Wolverine on here, it looks badass! Maybe not enough Hogwarts Houses for some folks? The one gift I’m getting for my birthday this year is a PS5, alongside Lego Batman so I don’t have to keep waiting for the Switch 2 port. Glad to get a new game for it sometime after!

“Marvel Rivals isn’t sexist, it sexualizes the men too!” no, it has basic ass superhero guys with their muscles out to show that they’re physically strong. That’s not “sexualized.” THIS is how you make a video game guy hot

I don't like the "lol offensive" angle Scary Movie is going for. But the Wayans are infinitely less bigoted than Zach Hadel and Jschlatt, so if you like Smiling Friends or Gameoverse yet give me shit for seeing the new Scary Movie, I think you're hypocritical and need to practice what you preach.

Kinda funny how Toy Story is only PG with the newest film when the Toy Story 3 game was rated E10+ as far back as 2010.

Sometimes I can’t tell what’s bullying and what’s just a wholesome femboy meme

Happy Pride Month!

You may have experienced your queer realization from Yaoi, Yuri, or Bara, but I experienced it from SFM videos where Shrek plowed TF2 guys

I don’t use Linktree, but I dodged a bullet by not using it lol

67 mango mustard Tung Tung Sahur Backrooms

Addendum: People who buy GamerSupps 🤢 literal Nazi company

Also a useful rule of thumb for folks who still eat Chick-fil-A, drive cybertrucks, watch Harry Potter, buy Horseplay Toys, &c.

Every argument to dump Harry Potter as a media franchise applies equally to FNAF.

My supernatural thriller includes a plot point where ghoul family loses their oldest son after he gets pulverized by a monster truck (like a food truck) selling boba tea. As part of ghoul tradition, they have to gather the blood and dead bits and eat it. Am I doing this right? #HorrorWritersChat

Google AI sucks, but is there a browser without AI slop? Even Brave has it, on top of the shittier search results

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone.

How much are you willing to bet that there’s gonna be a transphobic “parody” of I Saw The TV Glow which has nothing to do with the movie aside from having a trans person appear. A grotesque caricature of one played by a cis person. Probably misrepresented as predatory and gets misgendered

Flashback to the Friday before Memorial Day in seventh grade, when we saw a BrainPop about the day. I randomly had an intrusive thought about putting Bagura from Bomberman on the American flag when that tradition was being discussed and I felt so bad for thinking that at the time.

The Last Jedi reception is always one of these two: ”It’s the worst movie ever!!! Grahh!!! Woke!!! Purple hair!!! Rose bad!!” “It’s the ONLY good Star Wars movie! Every other movie is SLOP FOR BABIES and might as well have been AI!!!” Can ONE PERSON have an even remotely agreeable take on this film?

No Smiling Friends Season 4? Don’t worry! I think I‘ve got the style down already! Maybe I could write a treatment? Pim: Alright Charlie we gotta help (OneyPlays joke name). *fat caricature with OneyPlays joke name opens the door* Charlie: (dogwhistle white liberals haven’t heard of) Rinse & repeat

The Mandalorian and Grogu is one of the best movies of the year if you’re drunk, live in the moment, and don’t care much about anything. Just don’t think too much about it after that.

I don't know the full story or context of the Cybertruck incident, so I'm not condemning or condoning whoever drove his into a lake (three times, apparently). What I know is that every Tesla belongs at the bottom of a lake.

Happy World Goth Day! I’d post some of my goth/scene art (there’s quite a bit I’ve done) but I’m a bit too occupied with having some fried tofu right now. Sorry, need my protein!

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

After being suspicious of and discomforted by SkyDoesMinecraft, Colleen Ballinger, JKR, the cast of TADC, and many VTubers long before they were exposed for their respective evils, I can safely assume that I’m not irrationally paranoid, I have the sixth sense.

My Destiny 2 story! Destiny 2 was needed for a Discord quest once. I tried downloading the game to my PS4 to do it, but it took up too much space, so I uninstalled it and never played it. The end!

Shoutout to me when I was 10 and thought Wendy Testaburger from South Park was a junior daredevil who did stunt “tests” and that’s why her last name was “Testaburger“ (it was actually Matt and Trey being weird and naming her after testicles).

I’ll keep talking about how Jschlatt is scum who has no problem with throwing money at Nazis every time Gameoverse trends on here but now that I’ve already done that, quick tangent. Game On from Pixels should’ve played SOMEWHERE in the pilot. I’ll never watch it but I already know it’s not there.

POV: Future me in my harem with my femboy sub and sexbot about to rip a fat one on my pot chalice when my adviser informs me a new twink is joining.

Why is the Wall-E preview on Letterboxd a picture of Wall-E stabbing his eye and killing himself that's horrifying letterboxd.com/jdpamv/list/...

POV: Egoraptor entering yet another problematic collab, this time hiring a Nazi apologist who runs a company funding and profiting off of Nazis as the voice of his “quirk Chungus” comic relief in Gameoverse.

Grogu being called “Baby Yoda” is bad, not because it’s inaccurate to his name in the show, but because every outsider I’ve met thinks he is actually Yoda and therefore the show is set 900 years ago in the Old Republic. As opposed to being set years after ROTJ.

If I had a nickel for every film production teacher I had who was an AI bro, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Star Wars should be in Kingdom Hearts, not only because of the Disney acquisition but also because Star Wars is popular in Japan, unlike Marvel. Pixar was once a separate brand from Disney and KH3 had Toy Story and Monsters Inc. SW is doable, if not outright necessary.