for a really long time i thought balls deep meant like. measured horizontally from the feet, as though one had waded into water just deep enough to tickle the sack. then a couple of years ago i suddenly realized it meant fucking and i was like lol. okay that is a lot funnier

consider. bubsy x rayman

we used to just put knives on guns. thats so awesome

some kind of psyop has been happening recently that "evil villain gaster" is a brave & controversial opinion and not the default assumption among the vast majority of fans based on gaster having the world's most unsubtle villain coding. feels almost a bit reactionary to me idk it's weird

can we bring back "lawl" i miss "lawl." specifically in my head i hear it like it's sentence mixed like LaaL

finally clicked for me that papyrus's deal is that he's a spongebob

honestly evil and fucked up of toby to name a guy "paunch" and then make him be the exact type of monster who cant have one of those

air = heaven? godhead thing...?

frequently i see people's cartoon villain gaster king von theories and everything they're saying is very obviously more consistent with the knight. in My Opinoin if you're paying any attention at all to the text and not just projecting outside expectations onto it, it's way moreso knight shit

oh my goddd when tenna unveils the mystery board stage the music starts up with a similar effect to ANOTHER HIM in the intro. it's much less dramatic here but it's the same kind of "spinning up" effect like a hard drive booting up or reel-to-reel tape starting or whatever

as much as i think FRIEND's vibes are awful i do like to think gaster and the knight both pick it up and cradle it like baby and give it kissies. that's their kibby cat

How does Amish grow giant tomatoes without chemicals?

#plupdate haven't posted the new batch of peppers in a while but they're doing pretty well. had a couple of weeks when humidity was really high and unfortunately lost a few to The Rot but the rest have stabilized since then

i feel like the strangest type of utdr theory is taking the text at face value while insisting that this is subversive actually

oh love eternal is crazyyy

is this a safe space

i feel like gaster is the kind of fake hater who will hype the player up to kick the knight's ass like "wowww playername your power is sooo cool and sexy ha ha" but then he'll see players calling it the roaring fraud and suddenly get serious and indignant like. don't talk about them like that.

speaking of being unc... i just saw an "octagon" ytpmv that incorporated minecraft movie clips...

gaster magicant leaked

listened to the latest SURVEY_PROGRAM about millennial art while doing my new unc hobby which is gardening and doing yard work around the house that we rent and i was like yeah. this seems about right

Episode 25: The Pen Was Lying There for Them to Pick Up Kate and Valerie discuss Undertale and Deltarune as art made by a millennial and ask what defines millennial art, what experiences millennials share that go into their art, and the indie game as the modern equivalent to the personal film.

i just realized i did the thing. i gave my sexyman a tail. fuck. fuck

speaking of sexymen: apron husband gaster

the implication that they were ever even considering a version of the tenna figurine with the ring indent on his finger is crazyyyy

328 days jar edition #deltarunetomorrow

cadence hira freedom motif video ???????

invinkible

when we got tenna and half the fandom immediately sentenced him to twink death do you think toby glanced over at gaster and started sweating nervously

does it mean something that neverending night and with hope crossed on our hearts are the same length... hm

is paul simon graceland global village coffeehouse

i can get contextually why people think sevenfour is kris's theme i just don't really get it musically i guess. it's cheerful and sweetly sentimental and structurally simple and a bit rigid and those traits don't really evoke kris to me

#plupdate dog for scale

i was thinking recently... is gaster the sexualized fanservice character a little bit. like TRK is the strong silent swordsperson so gaster is the scantily clad sorcerer. he flirts with us and uses himself to sell the game... im just saying

i think chapter 3 is my favorite at this point. i already liked it a lot but the more i sit with it the more i realize how absolutely dense it is with esoteric shit and probably foreshadowing and so on. so awesome

have you heard the legend of BUCK BUMBLE?

my miis are like "yes-a-roni, flipper, schnipper, jevil" and im like. yeah

thinking again about deltarune golf

during the direct today i did have the thought "ah, deltarune golf" and now i think someone should make deltarune golf

one of the neighborhood pizza joints did this olive garden inspired soup & salad & breadstick situation for Pizza Week. very portland, big fan

the old forum posts of homemade pizza enthusiasts smuggling calabrians out of southern italy and setting off a decade of hot-honey calabrian chili pizza slices everywhere fits into this calculation, somehow

what's interesting with tenna is that ultimately he IS motivated by a fear of "death" and a desire to connect with an audience again but the immediate scheme to keep the fun gang stuck playing boards isn't actually about that, he's just stalling until the knight gets there and "saves" him

#plupdate spoon tomatoes, march 13 vs today

i know a lot of deltarune fans are young but it never fails to astound me how many don't seem to know what a waltz bassline sounds like

chelsea horse surveys its kingdom

can't stop thinking about this person's nightshade bondage situation

i think about this cuptain dialogue every so often. princess who is tower... titan princess...

i wonder if toby knew what he was unleashing with that combo of titanform knight + gaster-coded titan being shaped like a huge buff dude because it's actually broken me i think. wd gaster penumbra titanflesh meatbody... oooooooooogh [rips open my shirt and falls to my knees]

Rory & Doc...