Melissa Bates
@batesphysio.bsky.social
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Wife, mom, physiologist, entrepreneur, social animal
Several years ago, I wrote for a popular sci pub. With more space to think about larger science and industry again, I'm back to writing:
melissas-newsletter-f18607.beehiiv.com/p/people-are...
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People are worried about grade inflation at Harvard. I think we should eliminate grades altogether.
Grades tell you little about a student's future competency
https://melissas-newsletter-f18607.beehiiv.com/p/people-are-worried-about-grade-inflation-at-harvard-i-think-we-should-eliminate-grades-altogether
6 days ago
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Weāre not skirting around DEI to protect our spaces. This is a full fronted assault on our homes, our families, etc. I am not willing to compromise who I am to make anyone feel safe. But if youāre just looking for a hug Iām still here.
9 months ago
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I got disinvited to an event because ofā¦Charlie. Because I wont apologize that science should be a space for thoughts and not liars trying to advance their careers. Iām sorry, Iām always Isis.
9 months ago
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Leafcutter ants are the DoorDashers of the animal kingdom. š š±
9 months ago
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Oh, fuck off Forbes. Putting out an article that reads like AI to talk about the relevance of college professors without an attempt to understand how deeply moving digital has impacted student mental health. This one gives you a generous C-
www.forbes.com/sites/sergei...
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Are College Professors Still Relevant In The Age Of AI?
As new Artificial Intelligence tools are increasingly used to cut down on the rising cost of education, what are instructors to do when so much is stacked against them?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/sergeirevzin/2025/07/23/are-college-professors-still-relevant-in-the-age-of-ai/
9 months ago
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I didn't realize The Onion was scooping up other domain names...
www.dukechronicle.com/article/2025...
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Duke School of Medicine plans salary cuts for tenured faculty who do not meet grant expectations
Set to go in effect in 2026, the proposed policy would apply to the Schoolās basic sciences units. These units rely heavily on grants from the National Institutes of Health, which have been increasing...
https://www.dukechronicle.com/article/2025/07/duke-university-school-of-medicine-implements-faculty-productivity-guidelines-external-grant-funding-requirements-salary-reductions
10 months ago
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How is TD just such a great kid? Everything she's dealt with as a kid with the loss of her brother, I couldn't blame her if she became a real hellion. But, she's just becoming such a gracious, classy young woman.
10 months ago
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Ive been tracking these hilarious animals on my phone and was so emotionally invested in whether the polar bear would make it back to land for the summer and get enough time at sea. Whew, Barbara. You were giving me the vapors.
10 months ago
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Pennyworth is checking every single box for me right now.
10 months ago
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I just learned that I am apparently three degrees from Kevin Bacon? š¤£
11 months ago
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Same. Maybe he's building his chest for a presidential run? š¤
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11 months ago
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Sergio Perez
11 months ago
In all the mess, there is a euphoria to remembering that I was born in & live in a city that has my family's back. My parents were undocumented teenagers when they came to LA from Mexico. My mom had me at 17 in a hospital-turned-parking-lot in the San Fernando Valley. I love you, Los Angeles.
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It could almost be an onion article. āLos Angelenos surprised to learn their city was invaded and is on fire.ā But that might be too wacky, even for the onion.
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11 months ago
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Carl T. Bergstrom
11 months ago
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I mean, thatās literally where āFuck Tha Policeā came fromā¦
11 months ago
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There is so much in the world, I just need to think about something happy for a few. TD plays a game where she tries to get in the last āI love youā as sheās walking away from you. Tonightās round on the way to her room went 20 min. Just us yelling āI love youā at each other. My heart could burst.
11 months ago
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Major revisions!!!! Iām just going to focus on that bit of good today.
11 months ago
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The pope scheduling a live broadcast mass at 2:30 on 6/14 is exactly the pettiness I am ready to see come back to the church.
11 months ago
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Oh, Joniā¦.
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11 months ago
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Universities higher than corporations. Just let that sink in for a minuteā¦
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11 months ago
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Remember all the stuff Bob Jr said he wouldnāt do and the Senate bought it? Howās that going?
11 months ago
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I finished my last MBA assignment about how bias impacts communication biases. It included communities many of us recognize - race, ethnicity, and š³ļøāš. Theyāre not always seen but I felt compelled to add a a slide that sometimes you canāt see peopleās differences and have autism as an example.
12 months ago
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Worf Email
about 1 year ago
All crew, Again, please do not insert unknown USB drives from random planets into computer ports on the Enterprise. Worf
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Riker Googling
12 months ago
is it safe to time travel to yesterday
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OK, journal. That was pretty ballsy to ask for a manuscript review with a three day turnaround time. Who plans their life less than a week in advance?
12 months ago
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Thanks to the state of Iowa for continuing to support the development of Pneumero and our path to market!
corridorbusiness.com/iowa-city-me...
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Iowa City medtech startup earns state support for lung-monitoring device
Iowa City-based LSF Medical Solutions, LLC is among a handful of early-stage companies receiving state funding support from the Iowa Economic Development
https://corridorbusiness.com/iowa-city-medtech-startup-earns-state-support-for-lung-monitoring-device/?utm_source=ActiveCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=CBJ%20Business%20Daily%20-%20SAILing%20into%20the%20future%3A%20chatbot%20helps%20small%20municipalities%20navigate%20resident%20requests&utm_campaign=CBJ%20BD%2025-05-19
12 months ago
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Thread on the dangers of learning from AI and how ChatGPTās positive reinforcement is bad for calibration of knowledge.
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12 months ago
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We are...
12 months ago
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Wait, wait, wait. I thought we were building and buying American?
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12 months ago
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Im still on this in the morning. I need more Tracy Morgan nature shows during the dark times. I hope they have Octopuses a 100 episode budget.
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12 months ago
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I'm glad we're going after public enemy #1, Barbie
www.newsweek.com/trump-threat...
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Donald Trump threatens to stop Barbie dolls being sold in US
The president warned of a 100-percent tariff on Mattel and said that the company "won't sell one toy in the United States."
https://www.newsweek.com/trump-threatens-barbie-100-percent-tariff-2070023
12 months ago
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I just discovered that Tracy Morgan loves octopuses and I have a little more hope than before.
12 months ago
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Me: "I absolutely can't do any housework today because I need to finish this project so I can enjoy Mothers Day tomorrow." Also Me, spending an hour explaining how to do a household chore
12 months ago
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My article in The Physiologist on why we need the National Institutes of Health, including a very personal perspective, is out
www.physiology.org/publications...
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Why We Need the National Institutes of Health
NIH has historically received bipartisan support. We should all be advocating for continued federal funding for biomedical research.
https://www.physiology.org/publications/news/the-physiologist-magazine/last-word/why-we-need-the-national-institutes-of-health?SSO=Y
12 months ago
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Do you think he can re-enter the US as a citizen since the name on his passport wonāt match the one on his birth certificate?
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12 months ago
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Raven Oak is at the lake.
12 months ago
It really is this simple.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
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An American pope?!?!
12 months ago
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I will never understand, given the high level of system connectivity, why hospital based medical device companies put the alarm on the monitor instead of sending it to a staff member.
12 months ago
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Is he going to miss Rocco? Letās get rid of the rock and keep the puppets.
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12 months ago
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Wanda is lost without Vision
about 1 year ago
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Sarah Hƶrst
about 1 year ago
NIH, NSF, NASA⦠If it funds science itās under attack.
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And physiology. Remind me why we left FASEB?
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about 1 year ago
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If you havenāt called your congressperson to advocate for NIH, todayās the day.
about 1 year ago
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