Handling Kofuku is an art. #briangriffinplush #lordxguardians #lordx #exe

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⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 All of you will burn in the pits of hell. 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 WAIT WAIT WAIT— Honest mistake my lord, I'll get one right away— 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 AND EXPECT ME TO IGNORE /THAT/ ⁉️‼️❓〞 ⠀

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⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 ⠀〝 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON. THIS IS HORRID. 〞 ⠀

∞ You rotund 4 on the Norwood scale fat PARASITE ∞

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𝐁𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋 YA⋊O 𝐋𝐄𝐓'𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐀 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄'𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐊𝐄 .ᐟ

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 Baah, despite not many int. ⠀⠀⠀⠀I'll do it here too. Guardians will answer at random. If you want a specific one just reply ⠀ with the emoji for one (or more!) ⠀

∞ { @guardiansx.bsky.social } Oh, these guys. They're facets of X -- his treasured "guardians". Pretentious assholes, most of them. Kofuku's alright, though. ∞

[ @guardiansx.bsky.social ] Never talked to any of them. I don’t think I want to. They’re too much like IT. The yellow one looks like a bitch.

#execommunity #yokubo #lordx Yokubawls but here at bsky

@guardiansx.bsky.social 𝔞ĹĹ όƒ ץ𝓞𝓊. şⓄ 𝕦Ｎเ𝓆Ǘ𝔢. 𝔰๏ ร𝓹𝓔ᑕ𝒾ᵃ𝔩.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 ⠀With all that said. stand with minnesota: standwithminnesota.com real time witness reports of ICE: Iceout.org immigrant info resources: tinyurl.com/2723cvh6 educational and support resources masterlist: sites.google.com/view/cliqueres… ⠀

mishi. ive had a long fucking week and as someone who has protested, helped my immigrant neighbors, and is a child of immigrant parents and family I find stuff like that kind of distasteful and kind of tone deaf

mishi. can we not make the murder and kidnapping of my people into some silly little joke for roleplays and instead be actually useful repost actual awareness to the situation lmao

⠀ ⠀【 💙 】 ⠀〝 Whoopsie Daisy ! My mistake. You are even taller than me, how fun ‼️ 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💙 】 〝 At least he didn't overreact. 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💙 】 ⠀〝 WOW ‼️ Hello there little robot ! 〞 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀( ˆ𐃷ˆ) .ᐟ.ᐟ ⠀

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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 Yokubo made me realize I need to ⠀ write more bitchy characters. Anyways I hope my writing so far is decent ... ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 Yokubo just stares at her for a long, merciless second ... Then he laughs. Utterly unconvinced. “ Oh sweetheart. ” He drawls, placing a hand to his chest. “ If that was a lie, it was adorable. Truly. Points for effort. Zero for execution. ” ﹙⇊﹚ ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 ⠀I know I said it once but these guardians are from the same continuity ⠀⠀or lore, as my EXE/Faker. It isn't very important since they don't really get along but a fun fact ig. ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 The guardian could give less of a fuck about that 'apology'. Instead his one eye widening at the mention of something specific. “ Excuse me, back up. Rewind. Play that again /sloowerr/. ” Hand lifts, pointing at her with theatrical precision. “ /Who/ Is this 'friend' ? ” ﹙⇊﹚ ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💙 】 〝 Oh he's actually fighting the lord. ” ⠀ ⠀

Dami.☆ I've been giggling over this for a solid minute now

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 In that moment, a shit-eating grin was painted on the yellow guardian's face. 〝 There it is ... The moment the story you were told starts to … peel. ” He gestures vaguely around the blonde's head. “ The dreams ? Not dreams. Never were dreams. ” ﹙⇊﹚ ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 ⠀I got zapped with the eepy ray. ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 Booo hooo. ⠀ ⠀ Cry bitch. ” ⠀ ⠀

DID I JUST CATCH YOU BEGGING FOR MERCY

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DID I JUST CATCH YOU TALKING BACK ?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 ⠀

DID I JUST CATCH YOU ASKING FOR FREE WILL !?

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 As if I would ever stoop so low. ” ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 Yes Frankenstein. We all know you kiss the abomination. ” ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 How does my lord even deal ⠀⠀⠀with that rotten meat bag ? ” ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 Facing away from him, lifting up his wrist as if he wore a watch. ⠀⠀⠀⠀〝 Mhm. You done with your temper tantrum ? ” ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 How do I say this ... You smell like shit, Lumpy. ” ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 I'd ignore those bugs. ⠀⠀⠀They're petty is all. ” ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 ⠀" Oh boy, I can't wait to write my fave." I was then shot 57 times. /silly /nm ⠀

𝐈 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 !!!!

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 That is essentially what a ⠀⠀⠀corpse does. Rot, yes ? ” ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 Ah. Truly a shame you decide to use such language against me. ” “ I hold just as much power as the lord. ” ⠀

⠀ ⠀【 💛 】 〝 Pot calling kettle black.” ⠀

homophobic hedgehog ?