Vacation has been... Chill

This year, Minnesota gave Detroit a Christmas miracle: a reminder of who the Lions really are. Welcome to the couch boys #skol

HAHAHAHHAHAHA! #skol (we're still bad)

5 second rule! Pick him up and put him back in, it's fine.

Shaka... DAAARMOOOK AND JALLLAAAAD AaAaaT TANAAAAGRAAA... Chenza Tanagra? Tanagraaa?! Ugh...

It's the time of the year where we watch that great Jackie Vernon classic, Microwave Massacre

Post the #1 single the day you were born, replacing the artist with your mother's maiden name challenge

"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy. "And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.

All I need is an AOL disc and a can of Surge to complete the ensemble

The same way I get all my important presidential news: a pirated stream of the NFL on Fox.

the time of the little drummer boy is over now is the time of the giant keyboard girl

Whoops, hit my data cap. Haven't done that in a long time.

Timeline serendipity

My favorite Legion tradition is making Superboy cry.

Shogun proved to be too tempting, so I took it home and devoured it over Thanksgiving weekend. My NEW new work read will be my first Americas Best Comics experience.

Ok, I am a Vikings fan but... That pick 6 was the funniest thing I've seen in months

This is the face of someone who picked a fight with his own tail, and lost.

Today (and most days), I'm thankful for Arlo Guthrie

Current work break book.

Wow, they're really doing the whole "Well she LOOKED 18, officer" thing, huh?

🎵The Cheat is not dead! I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead!🎵

Mamdani is going to make a great Iowa County Supervisor. It's a bit of a commute, but maybe he'll get some solid public transit going around here?

Who knows what BS I'll have to put up with today?

This Vikings game is made even more intense when there is ZERO possibility of sudden movements and sharp noises...

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever had an engaged audience that didn't see the shaggy dog coming? www.theverge.com/news/805664/...

Apparently my garbage disposal only accommodates bio waste up to 2 apples high. So if anybody has the number for Gargamel Plumbing and Waste Disposal, I'd appreciate it.

Meet Mr. Mwmxyzptlk AKA Mix AKA Mr. Mix AKA Mr. Mixington AKA Tom Mix

What? Halloween candy? Uh... Yeah, sure... Halloweeeeen candy...

Ok, but hear me out.

This week ended my jury duty term, and I didn't get to take a bribe or persecute even one of my political enemies. Such a waste.

Life imitates art.

I've been enjoying such fun, light reading at work lately, so I figured it was time to switch it up with a nonfiction selection.

AEW is such a fantastic made for TV comic book.

This little gremlin has only been in my home for 3 days, and my photo gallery is already overstuffed with pictures that are practically indistinguishable from each other. And I refuse to delete a single one.

New cat, who dis?

After an exhaustive 3 hour study session, and a modest purchase of Trump Coin, I have been named Chief Regent Aggrandizing Phrenology in RFK Jr's HHS. This will be a great move for me, as I've recently discovered I work with multiple Rascals, Scoundrels, and Jackanapes.

Only half watching Green Bay/Washington. The whiteout uniforms threw me, and I accidentally cheered for a Packers big catch.

🎵🎵Dream lover, where are you?🎵🎵

Me staying up past 10, washing down my morning meds with an energy drink.

Detroit eyeing my parlay yesterday.

Apparently I have a new roommate, who also didn't think the peaches were ripe yet.

"Just a few years ago Trump said he thought Crypto was a scam, but now he is embracing it." -NPR Well, yeah. Now he KNOWS it's a scam.

I finally picked up a copy of "Batman•Superman World's Finest" #38, so there's my morning gone.

I squat with Willow.

Micah Parsons to Green Bay? I knew this timeline was a bad one, but I had no idea it was the WORST one.

After giving a guy at work a hard time for using the wrong kind of saw, I clearly didn't take my own advice.

DOUBLE DOINK IS GOOD!

I'd like to see more wide angle camera work for NFL games. It would be nice to be able to see the whole defensive scheme.

I think I'm going to watch Bye Bye Birdie this weekend. For reasons.

My Moderna 5G finally came in!