Prospect hounds always say, "This guy has great stuff. If he can't make it as a starter, he'll make a great closer." I don't think that happens as often as people think.

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I didn't know David Sarnoff was endangered!

It's true. I've been waiting on the opportunity for this joke like a [I can't find any crab that hunts by ambush.]

Anyone looking to do a redistribution draft? Let me know.

Did you know that Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Cody Poncle is the one-man team behind the hit videogame Vampire Survivors?

I was not #1 for Elorky. 🙁 www.fangraphs.com/walk-off

I think savvy media industry watchers can all agree on one thing: Buying Warner Brothers always works out.

Apparently not? Red Sox know arms better than Pirates, I think.

"A man's nothing more than an electron, a proton, and a neutron standing on top of each other in a long coat." - Enrico Fermi, 1943

When does @fangraphs.com wrapped come out this year? I expect to be the number one Elorky viewer.

🎵 All I see Is a tower of dreams Real love burstin' out Of e-ve-ry seam 🎵

Spreading Christmas joy this season.

Wheeler (shoulder) likely to return in late May

I had a dream that Rainiel Rodriguez became Ethan Salas. No destiny owl, though.

Hey, man, don't blame me. It's all the jokoid.

Anyone looking for some dynasty baseball leagues? Check out this doc for the run down on a few of mine. I sure would be... thankful! 🦃🙏 docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I have no answers. #ama

For a moment, I thought I had willed it into being bsky.app/profile/yuls...

Hal sucks, always and forever, but this is what he says anytime someone puts a mic in front of him. Also, the $100M thing conveniently ignores that stadium debt service gets subtracted from local revenue in the revenue sharing plan. The stadium pays for itself.

Just so everyone's clear I'm going all the way on replacing jokes with a series of proper nouns. Bob Kelly:Seth MacFarlane::Tony Gwynn:Mike Macfarlane

Thought this was an alert to take Eleheuris off my dynasty rankings but then I realized it was only a Warming.

Three more for a pointless $0 best ball www.fantrax.com/newui/fantas...

1-11 JoJo Parker Rangers You mighty prospect Parker ragers

But will they tender him?

Take that, Heston Kjerstad! bsky.app/profile/yuls...

The big question is whether the Rays see him as a starter.

Don't sleep on Antwone.

Got your survivor series match: Gage Workman, Gage Jump, Gage Wood, and Gage Stanifer vs. Kendry Rojas, Kendry Chourio, and both Kendrys Morales.

Why do the Pirates hate us Devanney fans?

Look, I think Hayden Wesneski is better than Chance Adams. Is that so wrong?

On the benefits of FanGraphs memebership besides our weekly mailbags bsky.app/profile/fang...

there really was no wrong answer for AL MVP! I hope next year there are three players to argue about

Finally, someone who agrees that fantasy baseball is a game for Socrates: fantasy.fangraphs.com/behavioral-e...

Back in March I took a closer look at a handful of lesser-known pitching prospects I thought were interesting heading into the 2025 season. This week I went back and revisited that group to see how they fared. Turns out that Connelly Early guy is pretty good! thedynastyguru.com/2025/11/10/r...

Pick 1-23 (23) #fypd #sohk

#fypd draft season makes me reflective about my ability to build healthy adult friendships—i.e., ones that consist only of one to three text messages per year in which I write "otc" and receive no response.

After the success of Subway Surfers, Sonic Dash, and Temple Run, it turns out someone has been churning infinite runners about everything. I've played about 50 today. I thought Interoception Zip was going to be the weirdest, but it turns out that Untied Shoelace Runner was the trippiest.

Fantasy football players are such showoffs. Every league they're in is not a flex, but a superflex.

They had better go right into production because the one thing everyone knows about the Thing is that it has

Jealous of all of my #fpaz colleagues, acquaintances, and friends.

Take that, Heston Kjerstad!

Sam and Palazzo at FPaz?! It’s a must listen.

Who's looking for a mock dyno startup draft? We got you covered with the #TDGDynastyMock ! Follow all the fun here: www.fantrax.com/fantasy/leag...

I've seen enough. The Wizard of Oz is a black-and-white film.

Is this everything?