Re: icemakers Why does frost suddenly collide And become one chunk deep inside Just like me They long to be One big cube.

The lesson of Percy Bysse Shelley's Ozymandias is that Ozymandias shouldn't have cheaped out. All of his mighty works would have survived if he used the same material he used for the pedestal.

A name tag is a sticker by a different name.

Today I learned Elmer Bernstein is not Bernard Herrmann. But is it really learning if I can't do it on my own?

Has anyone ever mixed apple cider vinegar with apple cider baking soda?

There are more grains of rice in the sea than grains of sand in the sky.

Just read about the invasive popcorn-eating snake. It was brought to the Americas as an exotic pet, but its owner abandoned it in the wild when it got too big. Now the population is growing at an exponential rate because wild popcorn has no other natural predator.

Big opportunity for dermatologists in the next decade: every time I hear a gambling ad, it makes my skin crawl

"Ernest, it's your cousin, Marvin! You know that mot juste you're looking for?"

Eating a salad Radicchio up my nose A head of lettuce.

A lot of comedy is about writing backwards to maximize surprise by ending the punchline with the key duck.

Merge an Intercontinetnal champion and a music act: Dean Dougless than Jake

I'm starting to think Ben Rice might be almost as good as Greg Bird.

A lot of posts on my timeliness about how Verlander and Scherzer should hang it up. I don't know. I know I hate it when a player disadvantages the team by insisting that they should be treated like a star or gets involved in a messy divorce to hit .221 for the Marlins in 63 games.

If you're in a dynasty league without an fypd, take a look at short-sample heroes AJ Russell and Patrick Forbes.

Is Drew Anderson really good?

In Fantasy Baseball, you reach for Carter Jensen five times.

I have a hard time differentiating the footraces I've seen. There are usually a few extremely talented runners who finish ahead of the pack, but after that, they all kind of run together.

You can tell how many Knicks fans were bandwagoners because they all gave up on "Knicks in Four."

Would people pay extra for a premium alphabet book that only featured the good letters?

It can be hard to tell the difference between a seal and a sealion with the naked eye because sometimed all that blubber covers up that one extra electron.

I'm not sure I heard the financial news correctly, but very glad to hear that Sissy Spaceks is back to centerstage in the American story.

Wow

Just realized the Yankees' pick got pushed out of the first round for exceeding the CBT. Teams should get more picks for exceeding the CBT. ASAP.

YOUR MOVE, CHANDLER

Look, I am an idiot who has held onto injured pitchers for way too long every year. But he isn't even ramping up! I was sure Gavin was a Stone's throw away.

I can never be sure I'm not accidentally stealing a joke I heard and forgot. This reminds me of the time, I was on the set of Another 48 Hours and my co-star Eddie Murphy told me that someone else had told the joke I told on the set of the first movie.

I'll call a shot: Gunther vs. Cody Rhodes with special guest referee Sami Zayn

I was very surprised when Chrono died in the middle of the game. I guess there should have been a warning.

Somebody tried to sell me the Commons. "It won't work," I said. "It's too suspicious if you sell it to me directly. You need a fence."

Merge two Cartoon Network shows together (CAN): Dragon Ball Z, Edd n Eddy

Merge a Gordian I with a Gordian II: Gordian III

Merge a matter and an antima: Matterantima

Merge an Intercontinetal champion and a music act: Ken Pantera

Merge an Intercontinental champion and a musical act: Razor Ramones

Merge a point guard and a TV show: Dukes of Walt Hazzard

Merge a point guard and a TV show: The John Stocktonight Show

Merge a point guard and a TV show: A Different World B. Free

Merge a point guard and a TV show: Steve Nash Bridges

Merge a point guard and a TV show: My Michael the Carter-Williams

Merge a point guard and a TV show: Who's Dee Bost?

Merge a point guard and a TV show: Jamal M*A*S*Hburn

Merge a point guard and a TV show: Delonte West Wing

Got it.

Merge two movies: Casino Man

The Importance of Being Earnest Saves Christmas

The Incredible Mr. Limpet Semetary

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RE 82-0.com I haven't seen anyone pull a 90s Michael Jordan yet. Is that possible? Also I don't think anyone wants all these 60s Spurs and Warriors. Finally, I think they should make HoopIQ mode the standard.