Just checking my feed and I can't believe Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco has a forty-year old son who is also a quarterback. Is he the new Archie Manning?

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I find these numbers fascinating.

*Imagining a world where Smithers was named "Dithers" instead. Oh, and also, where Italy was never unified, I guess.*

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A lot of the Bluesky vs. X "debate" misses the most obvious point: there's actually a benefit to having a smaller network for many unimportant users like me because we be heard over the din.

Here's a silly question. When did it become a consensus that Cy Young was the greatest pitcher of all time?

medium.com/@bobdole96/p... From here on out, it's one battle after another: SEA-TOR: Teoscar goes to . . . ? LAD-MIL: Top Sheffield

My timeline is a bunch of baseball commentators writing "I can't be in any more pain" over and over again for six hours.

I always thought the marketing around the "J.P. Morgan Corporate Challenge" (www.jpmorganchasecc.com/en/home) was weird. Everyone knows what a bank run is.

I use baking soda and peroxide toothpaste. Every time I open a new tube, I see that the soda and the peroxide have begun to separate. And then I wonder, "What hope is there for the rest of us?"

Game idea: An RPG where no one knows how much HP anyone has because "you can't really quantify overall health with a number."

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Big win for the Yankees. Not looking to doing this again next year with Roman Anthony, Triston Casas, and Rafael Devers coming back.

I remember the Yankees traded for Devin Williams and his air bender. Now ESPN says "Bender" is the closer. Cute.

That will be a forever highlight.

Three more outs and the Yankees can bring in their shutdown closer. Is it Rafael Soriano?

Nothing means anything but this is a statement game for fantasy owners that have Schittler and Early and then traded Early for Oppor.

Come on, Gallagher!

This land is your land This land is youtu.be/M1nBZmFdRDI

This whole AL MVP discourse is rooted in the idea that there can be only one. What we need is something like a Hall of Fame but for seasons. (I'm calling it "Season for the Ages™"). Some seasons there will be many (like this). Some seasons there will be none.

Since cats in Japan say "nyan" and cats in America say "meow," I wonder how they talk to each other. Do they use really broad gestures? Talk slowly and loudly?

The jar is round. The glass is round. The individual grains of powder look round sometimes. They should call it Fixedclosedcurvetine.

What's the deal with airplane food? It's not air. It's not plane.

Been hearing Macho Man on FBT but I'm surprised no one has put this together for Trey.

Remember some guys: Joey Meneses edition

Is your aurora so borealis that it leaves your family snorealis?

Most rule changes in sport are purely about aesthetics.

Some days the aurora borealis is localized entirely within your kitchen and some days your kitchen is localized entirely within the aurora borealis.

I'm going to tell your kids this was Disco Demolition Night.

Brrrrrrryce Eldridge! www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/09/gian...

Poor Heston!

Ask not what Aiur can do for you — ask what you can do for Aiur.

I got got.

My fantasy playoffs have an official soundbite youtu.be/5LU4bFFde3k

People put form over function too much. Thinking about buying a new stomach but the sales clerk gave me a weird look when I started askinga out throughput.

I briefly thought about trying to depose and then become the commissioner of an all-women's boxing league named Pandora Boxes, but then I realized I hadn't thought about all the problems that might come out of that.

*Mount Wario plays a little louder* www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBBT...

Lawlar, Sal Stewart, Devanney fantasy.fangraphs.com/callups-galo...

Is Jesus Travieso the next Kendry Chourio?

Who's the guy who says "suffer!" the best? No Silvesters

It's on now! 8th place, here I come!

Me checking in on my teams

The first user of YouTube was Phineas Gage.

Dear Robert Louis Stevenson, I write to seek a refund. I have reached the end of your "book" and the island is not made of treasure.