The return

A lot of good Mother's Day tweets out there. But if people were really serious about Mother's Day, they would celebrate it every year

After surgeons successfully removed a small loose body from Tarik Skubal's surgery, they now turn their main task: removing the chip from Framber Valdez's shoulder.

thedynastyguru.com/2026/05/01/c... Not sure I had my best stuff here. I've been thinking about this a good deal, but there's not a takeaway. LIKE LIFE, OK. @ibwaa.bsky.social

1-0 in the IMAN NTERIM AGER era

Lifelong Yankees fan. Between everything Jay mentioned and the huge lines to get into the stadium and at concession booths (I've spent multiple innings in line for an overpriced bucket of flavorless dry chicken), I would rather go to literally any other ballpark than Yankee Stadium.

#Yankees fans want Yankee Stadium's “incessant" sounds to stop. But the org says the noise is "by design," and players want it to be louder on the field. “If I was a fan, I wouldn’t like it, too," Aaron Judge said. "But as players, we’re all sitting here and still can’t hear the music.”

Happy Boston Locks Your Lineup Before You Were Ready Day

Pleased to announce I have joined the #TGFBI top 300.

I hope they traded some of their pitching surplus and they're looking for another corner rhb to complement CES

Hey, guys. This represents a great chance to sell David Bednar. (My NFC draft was Skenes 1, Chourio 2, Langford 3, Bednar 4.)

Jared Triolo is the bench bat of choice in my 15 team leagues this year.

The Jordan Walker train

Started Absolum. Has anyone commented on how strange it is that Streets of Rage 4 was modded into the new Golden Axe?

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Guys, I only have a fantasy baseball frame of reference. But a bunch of places are closed because Brad Lord came off the IL?

The #PallazzoPodcast Discord has been around since 2022. We've created an environment that is all about helping each of us to make the best roster decisions for our teams. I strongly recommend you come hang out! #FantasyBaseball #MLB discord.gg/7cpPuUwZwt

Not a bad move. The O's should follow this up by trading their pitching depth for a right-handed hitting corner OF.

If Kyle Zimmer could just stay healthy . . .

Opening Day: where all of our hopes and dreams about what could be begin crystallizing and reducing to merely what is.

@mjgovier.bsky.social @samfbb1.bsky.social Thanks for including me in Bozofest! See you in 2026!

The thing about baseball is every teams gonna win a hundred games and every teams gonna lose a hundred games, it’s what you do in the remaining negative forty eight games that really matters

Is Alfredo Duno a thinking man's Rainiel Rodriguez? Or is Rainiel Rodriguez a fighting man's Alfredo Duno?

Fypd prospects to look out for are Anthony Eyanson and his twin brother, Malachi Witherspoon

@drewgotigers.bsky.social no bergerts 🙁

Alt text with an assist from @drewgotigers.bsky.social and @ringb39.bsky.social

By design, I stay in two lanes: fantasy baseball talk and goofy joke-y posts. So I think I'm going to lay out for a bit.

Some sneaky catchers from @spittingseedsbb.bsky.social thedynastyguru.com/2026/02/24/t...

Dynasty Catcher 11-30 thedynastyguru.com/2026/02/24/t... @ibwaa.bsky.social

@ baseball bsky, I know you can do better. I'm just a "smol ideas guy."

Most reasonable baseball fans agree on three things: 1. It is bad for the health of the game for the Dodgers to dramatically outspend the other teams. 2. The solution is to get the other teams to spend. 3. The owners are much more replaceable (in a "replacement value" sense) than the players.

In the future, every pitcher will be named Tanner

Dear podcasts, I don't want to gamble on sports or use mysterious "business software" that does AI or coordinates my other "business software."

youtu.be/8sXsQyo4Wl0 @mjgovier.bsky.social kills it every time

I have a song stuck in my head. Can you help me identify it?

How much in could Macauley caulk if Macauley could Caulk in?

But doctor, I don't want to steam in bag

God it would be so fun if Marquez could get back to his pre-injury level outside of Coors for even one year. He used to be so good.

It's finally happening!

When is oxo going to make better grips?

Today I learned that the 12 astrological "signs" can be mapped onto the 12 signs of the Zodiac.

Turnbull Schwellenbach Jones Horwitz Arrighetti Howard

Today I learned you can make the word "rainbow" with the seven colors of the rainbow: Red Orange Yellow Not red Blue Other Blue Wow

Is Jadher Areinamo the next thedynastyguru.com/2026/02/10/t... @ibwaa.bsky.social

In lieu of coffee youtu.be/63N-NyqiCs0

Ohhhh it's SECOND Base Week at TDG! This makes waaaay more sense! @drewgotigers.bsky.social and @dgofman.bsky.social finally got me to realize this with their breakdowns of our 11-30 2B ranks: wp.me/p8dk7U-b3S