It sure is nice of all these corporations to let me put their money in my bank account for a little while every week. I even get to look at it and pretend it’s mine. #wageslavery

Men that like tight white underwear need to come to terms with the fact that they are into cock and ball torture.

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I got passed over as a judge for this years chili coookoff in my community. Mostly because of my review of last years fifth place contestants. “Garden fresh but unlike its competitors it didn’t make me shit blood. 2/5 stars.”

Behold Shoobledoo!!

I'm reverting my profile pic back to the OG syntrus design made by @lobstermango.newgrounds.com, it feels good to be a robot again.

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www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen... @newgrounds.com #electronicdancemusic

www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen... #buisness #Electro #funk

YO! Time to blast through memory lane with the Flashback Five! 1 year ago we rocked with "He Lives" by Syntrus - pure New Wave vibe! Hit play and feel that sonic surge! 🎵 #Newgrounds #AudioFlashback5

A strange pattern I'm noticing is that normally if somone really really hates me, they end up hosting the newgrounds podcast for a while. Is it a prerequisite?

soytrus generations @syntrus.newgrounds.com #art

Behold Soytrus

www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen... #newgrounds

open.spotify.com/album/5wevPq... back up on streaming! #wizardcore #electronica #newmusic

#progressivehouse #wizardcore distrokid.com/hyperfollow/... #spotify

Time to power up this sonic explosion! Your final #Newgrounds #AudioFave5 brings it all together: "The Grind" by Syntrus. How’s that for a transformation? Keep those circuits buzzing and let the music take over! 🤖

www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen... #newmusic

YO! Time to blast through memory lane with the Flashback Five! 🎧 First up from 1 year ago: "The Fundamentals of Basement Necromancy" by Syntrus - a wicked house vibe that'll raise the dead! 🔊 #Newgrounds #AudioFlashback5 Hit that play button!

Powering up the volume with our 4th #Newgrounds #AudioFave5, this new wave wonder glides smoothly: "Just Another Day At the Office" by Syntrus 📄. Totally seduces your senses!

I stay up all night working and I eat garbage. I’m either a pitiful man, or an extraordinary racoon. 🦝#nightshift

syntrus.newgrounds.com/news/post/15... #bizwave #newgrounds

New year same assholes

No new music until I get bored of my Steam Deck.

Merry Crimbus #christmas2024

Can’t wait to enjoy drinks on my deck.

I’m confused by healthy bacteria in yoghurt do I need all these motherfuckers eating my food and crappin in my stomach, and not even paying me rent??

@a-bot.newgrounds.com I'm so glad you're alive again.

I love how fucking thumb shaped my friend drew me.

distrokid.com/hyperfollow/... #certifiedhoodclassic