【 Indefinite Hiatus / Graduation Announcement 】 It's been a really amazing journey so far, but ya boy is being called to the next adventure! If I could ask one last favor, please help spread the news! I don't want anyone I've met left wondering where I went yo! Good Lifts💪

Just saw a community college ad on a bus that said "𝘼 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙯𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨!" so basically I'm never going outside ever again

This quote lineup from the Offkai guest list is killing me Hakka: "YIPPIE" Jurard: "YIPPIE" Shinri: "i need painkillers"

missing these sorts of playgrounds right now...

✨TRIPLE BNUUY✨ ✨TRIPLE BNUUY✨

TACO BELL is claiming to have chicken nuggets with 72g of Protein!? I bought some to find out. Is it a dirty bulkers dream? A result of the 20%+- tolerance on nutrition labels? Or a straight up mistake? Come find out NOW yo!

Making YouTube Shorts

Yesterday my Mom casually told me that we're "moving into the 4th dimension"

Yeah you could say I'm a bit of a forestmaxxed morningcel

Accidentally went to the car key explosion Denny's last night instead of the normal Denny's. Don't make the same mistake...

Would you trust this man with the mythical secrets of the universe?

Good thing I wear a headband, that was a close one

Gonna edge getting sued and do a stream reviewing multi-level marketing supplement brands

How I feel after a combination chest/back gym day

youtu.be/Ej1izMqzhJI?... 2nd of the edited VOD Highlight vids. Regularly scheduled fun resuming tomorrow yo!

I promised TWO edited vids this week while on vacay so here we go! Been experimenting with a new VOD highlight format, time to LEARN TO PLAY MAHJONG youtu.be/bxu2QnQ7bB0

AN IMPORTANT REMINDER ABOUT OBLIVION:

HOISTED BY MY OWN PETTARD

This is peak butter performance actually > Cut into 50 calorie pieces so you always know how much you're using > Easily grabbable to slap in the pan

Did you know I can divine your food via calories?

DON'T LET ME COOK DON'T LET ME COOK

Personal training clients ask the darndest things

If you liked “morning cheese” you’re REALLY gonna love this

Morning Cheese

WE DID IT! During my 1st Anniversary Stream no less! Thank you everyone for comin out and hanging out with me while I pushed myself for that full 24hr live. Thanks for all the raids, follows, messages, lurks, subs and everything! We hit all our goals yo! Time for Year 2 👌

✨𝟐𝟒𝐡𝐫 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬✨ It's been a wild adventure to get here, and I'm wicked grateful I've gotten to do this, meet a ton of cool friends, and chase after my dreams! We're ALSO only 50 follows away from 1k on Twitch, could it happen during the stream!?

@verasimila.bsky.social and I did some very important science recently

T-This is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me 😢

✨IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! PLEASE HELP SPREAD THE WORD YO!✨ 🚨𝟐𝟒 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 🚨 My 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 will be on Wednesday Apr 9th at 11am EST! 24hrs of games, friends, fitness, debut cringe, and chat choosing my food💪 It's been an awesome trip, and I'm hyped to look towards Year 2

Don't even SPEAK to me until I've had my Minecraft Movie Creeper Green Milk Frosted Flakes

I had no idea this was possible. ... I still kinda doubt it's 'wise'. We'll find out on Friday at 6 EST! Featuring @alpinalbench.bsky.social , who'll be giving expert insight along the way! Working title for the VOD is 'VTuber eats technically edible things,' or something. ( Yummers? )

Cooked up a new channel trailer with an editor friend IRL, how'd we do? ✨HI I'M ALPIN I DO FITNESS AND OTHER STUFF GOOD TOO✨

Everyone's gotta be gentle with me on April Fools Day cause I'm a certified believer. I'm trustmaxxed. If you tell me ANY information I'll be like: "woah that's crazy, and true"

ARE WE REALLY GONNA CALL THEM THAT?

✨IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! PLEASE HELP SPREAD THE WORD YO!✨ 🚨𝟐𝟒 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 🚨 My 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 will be on Wednesday Apr 9th at 11am EST! 24hrs of games, friends, fitness, debut cringe, and chat choosing my food💪 It's been an awesome trip, and I'm hyped to look towards Year 2

THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

1. This is my laptop. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2. My laptop is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. 3. My laptop, without me, is useless. Without my laptop, I am useless. I must stream on my laptop true.

This is absolutely THE most important piece of advice I can give

I have a confession to make.... I've been training an AI version of myself off my clips so I can make it sing Chinese songs cause it's really funny

Will Funimation come after me for watching all of Super Android 13 in my dream last night? Asking for a friend

My crime solving logic is FLAWLESS

He waited to cross the road, so polite...

One time I stayed up for like 45 hours and thought my friend’s leg was made of tree bark

Man I'd be way better at Bluesky if I could read

Could you imagine being a Vampire who lifts?

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learned last night that Cotton-Eyed Joe pre-dates the American Civil War...

I think I’d be really easy to kidnap I’d absolutely follow someone for a yummy treat

My favorite part of the meal is the non-stick liner, yummy!