In honour of Star Wars Day I’m cooking pasta named by Jawas.

@yecahoo.bsky.social Hi there, I’m a representative from the Art Thieves Guild. I’m here for your induction ceremony.

See, it's funny cuz it's true. 🤣 (also: #sad) 😞

Microsoft Authenticator could very well be proof of evil spirits at work.

Fair play to Tottenham, you gave Sheikh Man al City a taste of what it might be like to be…Tottenham.

I should really use this thing for something other than reposting a bot’s random screen grabs from Iron Chef…or should I?

@marylowd.bsky.social Incidentally, in the wake your championing the AI grift as Fair Use (and, somehow, autism)…I’d like to announce to you personally my new AI book called “Minks On Mars” for which I used your book as a prompt! Hope you don’t mind!