My daughter just bought this with some of her savings. I’m over the moon.

Who? Grand Theft Impro? Where? hooplaimpo.com at www.themiller.co.uk. When? Sat. 24 May, 2000hrs. Finished? Yes. @dylanemery.bsky.social, Charlotte Gittins, @nellmackenzie.bsky.social. See you there.

Hedge funds flipping UK gilts can keep going as long as they have easy access to short term loans to juice up their trades. If that changes, market gyrations could be quite stark, the BoE has warned. Story with @nellmackenzie.bsky.social www.reuters.com/markets/weal...

Next week, Goldman analysts expect the stock market to rally. Bc of the inauguration? Or maybe, bc the corporate buy-back window opens and US companies are expected to buy back $1 trillion’s worth of their own shares? My story below: www.reuters.com/markets/us/w...

More than 100 hedge fund workers in the UK were asked to score how they felt about actions their workplace took to improve ethnic and racial diversity and inclusion. These hedge funds earned their lowest score in four years. www.reuters.com/markets/empl...

Grand Theft Impro says a big thank you to hooplaimpro.com for a great show last night. GTI were (L-R) Duncan Walsh-Atkins (music), @nellmackenzie.bsky.social, Darren Jordan (lights), me, Ruth Bratt & @dylanemery.bsky.social. See you next year.

In just two days - Fri 15 Nov 2000hrs - at Hoopla Impro,m at The Miller Pub, London SE1 3SS, GTI - Ruth Bratt, Dylan Emery, Nell Mooney & me - will share the bill with Music Box Improv. If it’s any incentive, Trump would hate it.

Aside from real stories, tonight I'll be making up some half stories with Grand Theft Impro grandtheftimpro.com/events/gti-a...

Fed up with the Trump trade? How about the anti-Trump trade? by my colleague @naomirovnick.bsky.social www.reuters.com/markets/us/i...

Word of the Day, should you need it, is ‘latibulate’, a 17th-century verb meaning to find a corner somewhere and hide in it.