Tell me what you are self-hosting?

Long time no see.

When you've vibe coded a viral product but now need to think about security.

Vibe coders when a new wrapper is released

Staring at ChatGPT apologizes for the 6th time in a row.

Vibes

Me after Grok failed to center the div for the 5th time

5 minutes after using Cursor.

Literally every app.

lol

Trying to explain my $500k MRR idea to my army of AI agents.

Vibe Coders after they successfully vibe code a SaaS

Tired indie hackers in the mirror every morning.

You don't become a millionaire by spending a fortune on hosting

No words needed

Self-hosting be like

Average X comment section

Indie hackers refreshing their Stripe dashboard every 30 seconds.

POV you're trying to track down that bug

Indie hackers at a party be like...

Me looking at the two live visitors on my new website.

"Thats the 6th domain you've bought this week"

Oh wait...

Serverless hosting be like

Oh wait a moment...

POV: You're trying to find a better open source vercel alternative than Coolify.

Andras is releasing a new version and pretending not to look so it doesn't fail.

Literally every day: listening to the community all the time.

If miracles came true.

Vibe coders be like...

@coolify.io just hit 40,000 stars ✨ Thank you all for your amazing support. It's a great honor to work on such an impactful open source project.

Holy macaroni! Never expected this to happen. Thank you Hetzner💜 (You can now one-click install Coolify to one-click install a lot of other things 😅)