No more pull request or code reviews or grooming sessions I just want bones y tu leche

Got a mountain of work and I just want to be a slutty stoned puppy

Have to keep working but my brain is literally sputtering… I’m tired of constantly putting in 10 hour days

Save me hojicha with a splash of milk, save me

God I love those incredibly ripped and buff furries, the contrast between that level of body definition and the goofiest fursuit accoutrements warms my heart

Great timing now that I’m starting to prep soybeans en masse and making bean shakes in the morning

First cold day and I’m definitely falling sick, should I post hole

Really wanna upgrade from a queen bed to a king but all of the required purchases needed kind of break my brain a bit

I’ll do my part while selfishly showing off my new haircut

Treating myself to mid workday hair cut tomorrow. Do y’all think it’d be weird to ask for the closest thing to a buzzcut but still have a high skin fade?

Born to be thembo/house spouse/trophy slut forced to be primary breadwinner

trying not to get too down on myself, I’ve been keeping up with the pace of this new job as best I can and that means that all my fitness and nutrition goals have gone out the window, and it doesn’t help that I have racoon eye bags now too

another Saturday lost to trying to catchup with work, Jesus Christ

current work project is so fucked, I’m literally having to redo everything during my free time lmao

Not to be a broken record but I desperately need to sleep more and deeper, kinda feels like my life depends on it(in short term happiness and long term longevity)

monday

new day new fitness goal

@maxmuscles.bsky.social is the goal. I can dream and aim really really high right? 🤩

Me in the Job I’ve worked for years to get and prayed for

tried to save these pants by making them into shorts, chat did I botch it

The Whacking™️ will continue until morale improves

my twitter op just came out as a gay conservative girl I knew you were rancid

Why are all the people I knew from highschool taking on accents all of a sudden

Got a little too white girl wasted last night

who wants to recreate the shirt

are you falling for me yet?

His name was Bryan and he was the runt of the litter, my older sister bottle fed him till her dog, his mom, took him back. My family never kept a dog when I was little but they were able to raise Bryan and he was essentially my little brother’s dog. Dopey sweet little boy I am in shambles.

hiii I just found out that the family dog got attacked by step family’s dog when he was staying with them and I am fucking devastated

as a Mexican living in America, I feel kinship with my fellow ethnic Catholics, the Irish and the Italians

missing my old expensive ass barber from nyc rn

all the news reiterating the harm of alcohol is really making me want a drink rn

The little breaks will continue until morale improves

Little treat culture slowly turning into little break culture

anyone have any recs for stuff to do/eat in Niagara Falls lmao

gonna go to fire island for the first time in my life this Sunday and it’s help out with a documentary! And I volunteered to cook and feed the crew 🤩

God I love peanuts… but mostly in savory foods

sometime I think about quitting and then I think about those gay men who swim with mermaid tails and a backwards baseball cap… NEVER STOP GRINDING 💪🏼

Gonna challenge myself to make a single (or double serving) of Japanese curry without going overboard

my fitness goals aren’t entirely fueled by spite, but the 20% it contributes definitely helps!

Gonna play my first real dnd game today, chat why does this game have a worksheet

god I’m soooo sweaty 😓

Everyday I am beset by nefarious desires (wanting to make stacks upon stacks of fried chicken cutlets)

“As a vers bottom bodybuilder” well as the proud owner of THE 24 karat gold labewbew..

My first tech interview is today wish me luck 🤢

Cutting diet in full swing 🤢

a cured egg yolk on top of fresh rice is actually one of the best breakfasts

friend: hey girl how are you doing? me: *prolonged fog horn noise*

First (real) phone interview of my unemployment era incoming! wish me luck 😮‍💨