I personally find it strange the ouid literally suppresses my appetite but the second alcohol hits my lips… like where are my botanas…where are the tapas… mis esnaques

Really tired of being a sl*tty c*ck h*ngry f*gg*t in spirit only

got the 6 month injectable prep and girl I’m going through it

knowing I can whip out fresh tortillas whenever I want is such a comforting thought

This has truly been a trial by fire first project as a full time software developer, chat/other tech people is it always this terrible/should I have just stayed in the kitchen

Just scarfed down a tin of canned fish and several crackers like some god damn Hannah barbera alley cat

me at the job I hoped and prayed for for the past three years

Instagram kinda unusable i get too many targeted ads it sucks so bad

appetite has cratered and all the food I’ve been making has been turning out mid

quote this post with your chest pics pls and thankuuuu x

turns out the cat I wanted to scoop actually has an owner and that owner is MIA, so new plan is just to get it an outdoor cat house since apparently the whole block knows about this cat

save me animal crossing music set to rain playlist, save me

Welp I had a trainer for less than 3 weeks lmao anyone in Philly wanna scream me at me in the gym for funsies

God I’ve seen the dumbest takes on that stupid basltoise meme and now all the variants! I’m gonna take all talks phones away! Everyone in timeout now!

wake & bake we are so back

100% test coverage is for the fucking birds

another day another back and forth wanting to get nipple piercings

Dickies in a box

Need one of those giant jugs of roasted sesame kewpie dressing from Costco. Not a want. A NEED.

I miss speedo season 🥲

Trainer I’ve been seeing is apparently getting booted from the gym next month and I’m furious

Was thinking I’d start a cut but now waffling and thinking I need to bulk after starting with this new trainer, feels like I’m going too hard not to up the calories

Desperately need an automatic drip coffee machine STAT

hi please don’t forget to smack my ass on your way out

Titsday innit?

he try to lift

Question for my fellow aspiring meatheads, what preworkout do y’all use?

Tbh feels like buying a whole pork loin is possibly the best bang for your buck protein option, made cutlets and ground up most of it for some baked ziti

kind of feeling a little ravenous and bottomless-pit like today 🥴

my arms… I haven’t experienced DOMS like this in a long time 😭😭😭

issa a knife when you realize it’s a pussy palace and not a dojo

arms so weak i can’t open a window without using leg power.. It’d be so easy to physically bully me rn…

starting with a trainer and man… having someone push you in the gym is next level 😮‍💨

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No more pull request or code reviews or grooming sessions I just want bones y tu leche

Got a mountain of work and I just want to be a slutty stoned puppy

Have to keep working but my brain is literally sputtering… I’m tired of constantly putting in 10 hour days

Save me hojicha with a splash of milk, save me

God I love those incredibly ripped and buff furries, the contrast between that level of body definition and the goofiest fursuit accoutrements warms my heart

Great timing now that I’m starting to prep soybeans en masse and making bean shakes in the morning

First cold day and I’m definitely falling sick, should I post hole

Really wanna upgrade from a queen bed to a king but all of the required purchases needed kind of break my brain a bit

I’ll do my part while selfishly showing off my new haircut

Treating myself to mid workday hair cut tomorrow. Do y’all think it’d be weird to ask for the closest thing to a buzzcut but still have a high skin fade?

Born to be thembo/house spouse/trophy slut forced to be primary breadwinner

trying not to get too down on myself, I’ve been keeping up with the pace of this new job as best I can and that means that all my fitness and nutrition goals have gone out the window, and it doesn’t help that I have racoon eye bags now too

another Saturday lost to trying to catchup with work, Jesus Christ

current work project is so fucked, I’m literally having to redo everything during my free time lmao