"Shut Up, Board" - A tale by me.

If Davie Cormack is looking for someone shrewd for this summer transfer window I am open to discussions.

Taps aff! (Hopefully not too much of a dated reference this one...)

I swear the Champions League is rigged against The Dons on FM26. Never gotten further than the Quarter Final usually due to some last minute nonsense. This time I'm leading 4 bloody nil and the game crashes in the second half... #FM26

When you're playing an important Champions League match and you notice you forgot to swap out your u19 defender from the last match...

@redsjewels.bsky.social just reminded me it's Mother's Day the day, so I'm reminding you all to rush to the shop to get something.

I present to you, Pittodrie at 3pm today.

It's March, why is it still baltic? Oh yeah, Scotland...

I know you've been dying to see about my new kits, sorry to keep you waiting. Decided to go for a bit of a retro throwback style. The Home and Third kits are heavily influenced by the 82/83 season and the Away kit is influenced by our old home kit until we switched to red and white in the 1930s.

Sad times. One of my promising youth players, came into the squad at 17yo and basically never left it as he was ace. Became club captain, 35 senior caps for Scotland. Wanted to keep him but sadly Dortmund came calling and I couldn't persuade him to stay. Good luck, my sweet prince.

Shite being an Aberdeen fan sometimes...

And to think I was concerned at being 2-0 down early on... Up-steps local young loon Cameron Hunter to save the day. 4 goals and 2 assists, no bad. Think he deserves a wee start in the cup game coming up.

I like it when cats see birds and do their little "ekekekekek" Morse code thing. Just thought I'd share that.

When you're waiting for a Steam game to install.

Rangers fans seeing the Aberdeen result and realising their club might not be Scotland's embarrassment for once.

That's enough of that...

Pfft, don't even like football anyway. It's a shite sport for fannies.

With a name like that it'd be rude of me to NOT put a bid in, right..?

Well, he didn't get his big money move to Saudi. Instead he's off to Leicester for substantially less than he was asking for. I hope his career plummets.

Lad is currently on £18,000 p/w. I rejected a transfer as he's a key player for me so he's moaning about it. Fair enough, I'm willing to offer a wee bump in wages to keep him... Reminder, he's currently on £18,000 p/w

Good news fellow FM'rs. Now managed to get custom kits for the crowd to wear in the custom stadium! Up to 16 per team. So thinking about making a wee pack for each team with various tops as well as some more 'casual' fashion to mix it up. Can also adjust how much of each.

*sigh*

That VAR decision, min.

Half time replay showing the Celtic goal. Just noticed Mitov's "save" attempt. Goes down in stages, like a coo getting doon for the nicht.

Ah well, that was a fun 4 minutes while it lasted... #ABNvCEL #SPFL

I'd argue this stripped down version of The Racing Heart is better than the regular version... www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIOI...

Here she goes! A few bugs I've noticed with it but I'll be sure to feedback. Not bad for a first go.

Rejoice! There's a lad doing amazing mod work for FM26 putting in real stadiums. Newest update has Pittodrie! Buzzing.

@papasplace.bsky.social Good news! New Scary Movie trailer just dropped and look has returned! Thought you'd appreciate it.

Rangers getting beat in a cup final? You know what that means! #FM26 #FootballManager

At least the ref in the game will be unbiased... Seriously boggles my mind how stuff like this is allowed.

If you told me Morrison is only playing because of a competition where he traded in 10 x Green Finals and £5 I'd believe you. Never a footballer.

I know you've been kept awake at night all week wondering what my kits for my new season will look like, well now you can rest! #FM26 #FootballManager

Another title sorted. Thought I'd check the record amount of league titles. Smashing, only another 59 to go...

What I always say - If you can't beat 'em, murder 'em. #FM26 #FootballManager

Where will YOU be when the drugs kick in..? #FM26

@remybeingremy.bsky.social saw this and thought of you and Donny.

Rangers and Celtic dropping points is always very funny but that also means it gives a bit of an edge to Hearts title challenge. Real Sophie's Choice this one...

The handsome face of a man that overturned a 2-0 first leg defeat single-handedly with a hat trick in the second leg. Instant Pittodrie hero.

As I know you're invested in my FM save and yearly kit changes. Here's the kits for the new season. As we won the league and Europa League I felt it was pertinent to add a 3rd star to the kit. First season in the Champions League too, it'll be some laugh...

The Orville is the best Star Trek series since TNG.

54 years of Old Firm league dominance finally broken by 2 points. Off the pace early on in the season but Celtic and Rangers both collapsed in January somehow which allowed us to close the gap.

I know you're all deeply invested in my Football Manager career and kits. My initial plan was to recreate some old classic kits again but I decided deviate and just make up my own ones. The only classic kit style is the Away kit which is based on the old 1993 away kit, think of it like an homage.

@papasplace.bsky.social - "... it has got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes..."

Working on some new kits for my new season... The 90s were wild for football kits...

Close to winning the league but ultimately shat it at the end. Still finished up the season with a Scottish Cup win and Europa Conference win! I can surely add another star to the badge for that...? #DONS #Aberdeen #FM26

Alexa, play "European Song"...

@papasplace.bsky.social - Just having a wee play this morning. Who could these eyes possibly belong to...? 🤔

Lucky kit you see! 2 disallowed goals, down to 10 men for most of the match but still beat the zombies for the league cup. Cormack, just email me my contract now.