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How can mum be miffed at me when I looks this cute??? 💓💓💓

Morning lovely chums..happy Sunday 💕 ..has a purrfect day..love and hugsxxx 💕 ❤️💕

Wakes me up when Dad gets here 💖💖💖

Happy Caturday lovely chums!!.. has a pawsome day..love and hugsxxx 💕💕💕

Sassing the wench has worn me out 💤💕💤💕💤💕

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Hello there 😻 ❤️ xxxxx news just in..poor mum needs an op on her hand..her bum wiping hand!!🙀.. can picture her now, dragging her ass across the carpet like a dirty dawg!!! 😹😹😹😹

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Turns out me new toy makes a jolly fine pillow 💕💤💕💤

Oo look..another useless toy I'll be bored of in 5 minutes 😹😹😹

Good afternoon lovely chums..I is not impressed, the wench is cleaning!! Thankfully it doesn't happen very often 😹😹😹😹

Good morning gorgeous chums!!..Happy Wednesday..has a pawsome day..love and hugsxxx 💕 💕💕

Hello there lovely chums..happy Tuesday!! ..I is not very happy with mum though, me poor gentleman's area has been violated!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

Oo look..mum's got me a new rug to make hairy/drop clinkers on/cover in cat litter..cheers love!! 😹😹😹

Let's do a spot of wench shaming..she was out clubbing once, rather 'merry'..she barfed over the rail of the 4th floor balcony onto the poor people down below..disgraceful behaviour!!!!!🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

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Good morning lovely chums..happy Friday!!..now where's me jumper woman, I is nekid and chilly!!!!🙀🙀🙀🙀

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I is just thinkin about the amazin catnip mum used to get me..I is not allowed it now cos I kept waking her up by humping her elbow 😹😹😹😹

The wench is mad at taxi man..said summat about 'balls for earrings ' and she wasn't on about new jewelry for her website!!!🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

Hello there lovely chums..how the devil are you all?..has a purrfect day..love and hugsxxx 💖💖💖💖

Hello there lovely chums..hope you is all having a wonderful day..love ❤️ and hugsxxx ❤️

Once while waitin outside the dentist for a taxi, a shady lookin fella sidled up to mum, opened his coat and said 'Wanna buy some beef?' 😹😹 poor mum, she really is a pillock magnet 😹😹😹😹

Mum went to a festival on a beach once, didn't realise she was on the nudist bit til a bloke in front of her bent down to hammer his tent pegs in and mum got an eye full of his big old saggy plums!!! 😹😹😹😹

Hello there lovely chums..hope you is all fine and dandy..has a pawsome day..love and hugsxxx 💖💖💖💖

Er why is it empty?? I deserve a big bowl of sorry after what you has just done lady!!!! 😾😾😾😾😾

Sulking big style...me ears has been violated 😿😿😿

Hello there 😻 ❤️ xxxxx

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Good afternoon ❤️ xxx

My favourite spot 💕 Mum sleeps next to me to make sure I is always okay. She's not a bad old lass 💜💜💜💜

Apparently Dad has an ass like an onion, it makes mum wanna cry..bit too much saucy talk for my delicate ears!!!🙀🙀🙀🙀

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Omg!.. what's a cat gotta do to get fed round here??!!! 😾😾😾

Hello there lovely chums..bit nippy here today so I is stayin in me bed toasting me bumxxxx💕💕💕💕💕

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Oh I is gonna has great fun makin me swish new blanket stinky and hairy!!!😹😹😹

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I is soo vexed right now my lovely chums..I has been violated by ruddy 'finger wipes' in my delicate ears!!!!! 😾😾😾

Yes wench, you may hold the bowl while I dine....

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There's skullduggery afoot!!!! I spies ear cleaner and clippers..send help!!!🙀🙀🙀

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Morning lovely chums..ooo it's colder than a certain part of a witches anatomy!!..has a purrfect day..love and hugsxxx 💖💖💖

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Ooo chin scritches, pawsome..wait, what you after woman or what you gonna do to me????!!! 🙀🙀🙀