The comic is going to print today.

life in a text

change your name to Authorized Personnel and see how the world opens up for you

Remembering Michael Hurley, aka Snock, through his art

can you imagine hating los angeles? lol - loser behavior

*haunts you*

the last car on the LA metro trains should be a bar car and they should sell happy hour martinis

made shakshuka and rosemary bread for the folks this morning

when you move through life with love, the world opens its doors for you like a flower bud opening towards the sun (the security guard at the local music venue who i befriended let me into the concert for free and the bartender i befriended sold me four drinks for $10 total)

hate it when im not the only f word at the bar in a skirt

turned down an opportunity to speak at graduation (im graduating with highest honors in my grad school program) soooooo instead im either gonna visit joshua tree or SLO and try the 'have a 2-day fling with a stranger' challenge to try to remember the feelings a sunset can evoke

i need to finish grad school already so i can start taking violin classes seriously again

adorno in the 2026 revised version of minima moralia lamenting the descent of furry culture motifs into a mass reproduced techno-homocapitalist iconography which neuters sexual liberation and defangs the inner animal of creativity - also lol what is it with army furs and german shepherds amirite?

doing performance art in my living room

ivy as a quaker in plain dress (gift art commissioned by @spacebuck.net; drawn by a friend who ain’t on this site)

Easter Sunday is the only day I'm allowed to wear my flowery bonnet and no one at the AutoZone is allowed to say SHIT

(dr phil voice) now, ivy, you have a post here where you said, ‘i need the fuckboy fox from that space game to spit in my mouth’

venus as a deer

they’re laughing at you in the comments, GI we’ve already portrayed you as the soyjack, and ourselves as the chads, GI

if i were that bee, i’d kill the dog with hammers

i feel the same way about arizona the way white dudes feel about japan

*susie orman voice* "and how many existing fursona commissions do you have? mmhmm and 2k in liquid savings... honey, you are denied! No. More. Portraits. Of. Yourself. As. An. Animal"

next time a coworker tells me a story involving their ring camera, im gonna say something like, “yeah i grew up poor, so i understand what its like to live in a bad neighborhood. hope your situation improves soon, for your kids at least…”

the “linkedin translator” posts are seriously some of the most unfunny shit i’ve seen in my life. the people who like this are the same unfunny losers who clapped and barked like seals when cards against humanity was a thing

homemade pizza (with tucson pizza dough) & korean cigarette nite

two dollars two dollars two dollars two dollars

$7-10 gas incoming… but while los angelenos were playing with their cars, i have been studying the metro…

I think you know how to love better than any of us, that’s why…

what, pray tell, is up dog?

went to watch the stage production of “amadeus” - really fucking good and i would normally highly recommend it to my LA peeps… buuuuuuut it was the closing night show last night

went to the julia stoschek foundation for the “what a wonderful world” video art exhibition. surreal, eerie, and p dang cool

if you complain enough they let you drive it

at the foothill transit bus roadeo - a judged bus obstacle course for foothill transit in LA county. the winner will go on to compete in national (and potentially) an international competition.

i fucking called it

this is how i want to be loved

back in the desert (palm springs) for the next 4 days. send all mail to this address

we have a new recurring character on the subway: a guy selling chicken tamales. he compliments the guy selling loose cigarettes very well. full meal to be had here. no notes, los angeles

bro, can this wait? im considering the lilies rn

LA rules. this week i got to see gene kelly‘s wife (not pictured) visit NASA’s control room and see a bunch of cool art

𝚒 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞

los angeles might be the coldest place on earth tonight

if i were a doctor i would have an office in downtown LA and i’d be practicing the humoral theory of medicine but also i wouldn’t flinch at prescribing opioids or benzos. my business cards would read on the back: "all medicine is humorous"

since we seem to be in the eve of war, i’m just playing this on repeat all day: “tempra, o diva… spargi in terra quella pace che regnar tu fai nel ciel” (temper, o goddess scatter peace across the earth thou make reign in the sky) youtu.be/s-TwMfgaDC8?...

Love stinks -Pepe Le Pew

new york city babey!!!!

im gonna start carrying around an extra set of keys to dangle in front of people who show me AI generated art of themselves and think its cool or funny

my claim to fame was my segment on doctor phil at age 15: “my insane gay son won’t stop listening to the ronettes”

i don’t know how we’re all keeping up with waking up at 6am, going to the office, having 5 cups of coffee there, 1hr gym after work, then having 4 boilermakers at home every night before passing out at 1am