Higher than giraffe coochie

Bored

Good morning everyone

So hungry

I’ll never forgive millennial gays for letting artpop flop

stan loona

Drunk (again)

This silly boy graduated lifeguard school today

High as fuck listening to girls generation

Compression shirt, grey sweats, and NO UNDERWEAR

Latina niiiight

I’m in professional clothes!!

I really post my dick a lot on here

there are two wolves inside me (metaphorically!!!)

I think I want one of those nasty pig hats

IM DRRRRUUUUUUNKKKKK OMGGGGGGHG (who wanna suck my penis)

🌀🌀

Who up?

I bet you want my goodies

They’re so heavy!!

Poppers should be more easily accessible

Packed my first cone :p

I shouldn’t wanna 🐸🕳️🛝 before work everyday

It’s kinda crazy how once I finally busted a nut, the weather got warmer

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Before you say, “Diva down,” you have to ask yourself, “Was the diva ever up?”

does my butt look big here?

Hi

I think the chemicals from cleaning the bathroom are taking over

WE LOVE YOU POLLO TROPICAL

The unemployment rate must be extremely high in Florida

I never learned how to type on a computer the correct way

Hello gay people in my phone

DONT drop that thun thun thun

Need a gym bro to take my pictures for me

I wanna have sex with myself at least once

Bitches hit their pen then suddenly wanna be in a good mood..

YOU GOT TO PUMP UP!!

Thank you new barber

Cherry Coke Zero 🥰🥰

Deadass if I see discourse on my skyline.. you’re out

I’ve been getting good at shutting tf up

I LOVE FRIDAYYY

I am terrified of peloton instructors

Chilis is SOON

Back massages appreciated

WEHHH @colinxjames.bsky.social

Idk how many shots that was but yaaaasss

So how do I play a game that came out in 98 on my ps5?

Working 😄😄😄😄