Did you want something, [READER]?

Cocking her guns. “With these fuckin magazines, I’m bout to act out like Ye and his cousin.”

Pointing a gun at the [READER] “The fuck are you doing in my turf? Explain yourself or I shoot. Your choice.”

Okay let me do that over. The two most beautiful women on the planet! How’s that?

She does doesn’t she? That’s funny! You’re the spitting image of royalty! Be honored!

NO I- …. What have I done..?

Both of you are wrong. The most beautiful woman in the multiverse is this fucking angel! This divine goddess!

Homie we get it. We know you’re super obsessed with my sister.

“My god this bitch is such a cliche. You sure you don’t want me to clip her right here? I’d be doing both of us a favor.”

A black and red beam would form in the barrel of her gun. Airi was standing within a far distance from her. Suddenly—

Sometimes it isn’t a hero who saves the world. It’s a 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫‼️

+ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈‘𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑, 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖‼️ 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈‘𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘‘𝐕𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍‼️ 𝐒𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅 𝐈‘𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐖⁉️ 𝐈 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐄‘𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒‼️ +

I’m coming for you, Morgan. 𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨‼️

Oooo… You have 𝑵𝑶 idea how grateful I am to hear that. 𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯‼️ [And cue her cocking one of her demonic magic pistols.] I’m gonna splatter the bitch’s brains all over the walls on sight.

Hey, you just say the word and I’ll squash that bitch like the bug she is.

Let that bitch know what the fuck is up, Sora!

Hmph. [Aaaand Zuko’s flame is now a crimson red color. And enhanced. Airi you’re an evil fucking bitch..] Let me jump in this shit.

I heard you fought my sister. She gave me a good report of your skill. Whaddya say ya’ scrap with me, kid? Show me what you Keyblade Wielders are all about?

It’s because beauty is how we lure in our prey, kid. I lure in our prey and I kill them on sight. With both my beauty and eternal suffering~ [Mind you, she’s more the anti hero type. She’s not exactly evil.]

…. So like does silf exist—-

See me personally? I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect. Ying you gon have to spin back. [Airi is instigating again. Good lord..]

FEMBOY BOOTY MONSTER.

Could be worse, Ying could’ve been one of them booty bandits—

Of course Ying would choose fishnets.

Honestly. Usagi’s based.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! OOOOH!! NO FUCKING WAY!!! HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Yeah. But all you can really do is laugh off that kinda stuff.

Ying probably bets they smell like cheese! Hahah!

Grudge Reaper come get your girlfriend. Ion like how she’s talking to my man..

I already made him bite the curb, sweetie. -Kissing his cheek.- But I’ll let you handle the next guy who says that weird shit. I get weirdos trying to hit on me all the time. Beating them up is tiring.

I mean if it’s any consolation, at least he makes sure people are comfortable and consent. Which is more than what I can about that one weirdo who went up to me and told me he bet my feet smelled like cheese. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 made me mildly uncomfortable. . .

Yeah. We’re getting the fuck up out of dodge.

Feet Friday.

…. You might wanna brace yourself for tomorrow.

Storyteller Sooo…I’ve had a bit of a change in heart. But, I’m still not lewding her with random ass people or weird ass taboo accounts. I’m keeping it exclusive to ships. Either that or I’m only doing such with friends I’m close to as they understand what I’m trying to do for—

Yawn. “ Good morning. . . “ Airi, it’s almost 12 in the afternoon. How are you JUST NOW waking up ?

"𝕯𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖛𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖆 𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖊𝖉 𝕾𝖎 𝖊𝖘 𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗, 𝕼𝖚𝖊 𝖘𝖚 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖗 𝖘𝖊𝖆 𝖒𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖗 𝕻𝖚𝖊𝖘 𝖓𝖔 𝖑𝖊 𝖛𝖊𝖔 𝖗𝖆𝖟𝖔𝖓 𝖉𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖗." — Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar, EL CID

Yeah, you say that all the time.

Your own wife challenged him to a sword fight. You have no excuse, ya big sissy.

Ohhh—the Telemachus guy! So like—fun fact: Did you know you had Ying scared shitless after that?? He was telling me all about it and dude was all— “Sora’s my little bro—but he has his moments when he genuinely terrifies me!” And I was like you’re just bein a wuss. [Giggling.]

[BIG relieved sigh.] That’s a relief. But a fellow sailor scout in relationship trying to hit on you? Ew. That’s like a fellow Hanajoō member trying to kiss me while she’s taken. That must’ve been a weird experience for you huh? I’m sorry you had to go through that.

…. Spill the beans. I’m a nosy ass bitch. What happened?

𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑵𝑶 𝑺𝑨𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑭𝑰𝑪𝑬‼️

Nah. I don’t kill my own teammates. It’s gonna be more so just..teaching her a valuable lesson in respect and decency. I’m sure you’ve had to do that time and time again. Relieving experience, isn’t it?

Oh we gon’ to scrap alright. But doing it to get it out of my system doesn’t sound like a bad idea. I may not like everyone I see, but I’m a grown woman. And I like to handle my issues with people as such. Just..be warned…it’s gonna be incredibly one sided. But worth it.

She’s just flat out fucking unlikable. Ying invited her to the grey force for god knows why, and immediately she starts hurling insults and acting bitchy towards everyone she’s around. I person cannot stand her. At all.

Every time I see this bitch it’s on sight.

oh—that WASN’T an attempt to hit on you. At all. I’ve beaten up and injured others for trying to be freaky with me. I may mess around a lot. But that kind of thing I always take seriously. Sorry if that came off as such.

I’m aware. That and I’m also taken. That was just a joke. To clear up any misconception.

Marina, don’t think I won’t fucking slap you just because you’re my older sister!