Crazy how you’re meant to not have caffeine after like 10 hours before bed time like what do you mean??? That means I have to have my bepis at like 11am

If we don’t wake up, TTFE

I’m gonna slap the best anyone has ever slept tonight and that’s a threat AND a promise

Who up endin they world x

Also could wireless not just get another headliner or was throwing a wobbler and cancelling the whole thing because they invited a Nazi to perform the only option

Glad everything is quiet in the news world today.

Lil bit of an itchy eye today which doesn’t bode well considering I’ve been taking industrial strength antihistamines for weeks now

Ugh I want to stay in BED it’s actually difficult knowing I don’t have a lie in for another 11 days

The lunar flyby is so crazy. Like what do you mean it takes Royal Mail 3-5 days to deliver something but we can send 4 astronauts to space, fly them round the moon the long way and back again in less than a fortnight???

Instagram algorithm has learned I like Spider-Man and boy is it wanting to let me know about it

7pm and still broad daylight!!!

The funniest part about bluesky for me is that it doesn’t allow private accounts and also actively presents everyone you’ve ever met’s alts right alongside a post they’ve made on their main account. It’s like an active effort to surface the filth.

I have got a BANGING headache today :(((( Jesus didn’t die and rise again for me to have a headache on Easter Sunday

12 weeks til Mexico. Reckon that’s long enough to change my entire body????

Coming up on 9 years in London. Crazy how time flies

I have watched so many movies today blimey. I’m on movie number 4 of the day

Fantastic Four: First Steps was good. It was refreshing to have something separate from the main MCU stuff. A nice breather. Also surprised at how little of the plot actually came out before the movie and that stayed unknown to me lol

Why does the Excelsior need a full launch pad to take off from Earth but can just land and then fly normally from other places

God I forgot about Thunderbolts too. I really am behind

So while I appreciate the acknowledgement of The Incredible Hulk being confirmed as canon, I do have to ask why Bruce and Betty never spoke again now she definitely exists in the MCU

Decided to watch Captain America: Brave New World. Half way through and I think the plot just started. Sure isn’t Winter Soldier even though that’s basically the plot, huh.

I like For All Mankind, but I’m just not sure I care about seeing it “from the other side” in the Star City spin off

Been having trouble charging my iPhone on USBC lately. Finally sat and had a little root around in the port and Lordy Lordy the amount of lint that was flat packed in there…

Project Hail Mary. What a movie. What an EXPERIENCE. Incredible. Awesome. Can’t stop thinking about it. Get Ryan Gosling an Oscar immediately.

It’s only the 4th so I’ll do that again tomorrow

Just untucked my shirt and then sang The Veronicas “Untouched” but, you guessed it, with untucked instead x

Kept my crown as the one that dances at this 60th. I tell you, mums and older women cannot get enough of me.

Happy diva down day btw

I love the way crows walk. Like they’re taking strides too big for their legs and also the ground is shaking

Hit myself right in the bare eyeball with my jumper sleeve :(

There is truly nothing greater than that period of time you’re curled up in bed and everything’s cold

Ugh I like marmite it’s a shame it’s probably gonna taste like hersheys now

Incredible subtitle work

The way I gasped at #EastEnders at Penny’s hospital appointment

Tell you what I am not enjoying the Irish version of last one laughing very much

Also, never working from home for a full day again. The most unproductive day I’ve had in about 2 months.

Whatever has been going on with Robert Pattinson this last little while, just gotta say I love it. Agent of chaos and I’m here for it.

Just did the most cringe thing ever and posted a photo on LinkedIn with a hashtag productivity post. The amount of internal writhing is unfathomable, but apparently photos get engagement and gal I am after the clicks

Well there’s a new ad campaign for IT services if I ever saw one

Christ alive I used to be able to get a return to Basildon for like £14 quid literally end of last year and now it’s £22!!!!!!

Life update: I prefer normal kiwis to golden ones

WFH this morning because we had a door safety fire inspection or something but he’s already been and gone and I should go to the office for the rest of the day because I am way more productive buuuuuuuuttttttttttttt Cba

“Jonathan’s dead” is the new “David’s dead”

moon's haunted.

Love a good live event, it’s where I do my best work

Finally they’ll be able to look out the window and tell us if the flag is really on the moon or not. Hope their iPhone charge lasts long enough to do a 10x zoom to catch it

Not being funny just launch it now I want to go to bed

Having real panic tonight lol my anxiety is through the ROOF

If anyone is looking for a nearly 36 year old sugar baby, I’m ready to give up everything and be pampered x

Haven’t heard about Me Sofa Lover himself for a while is Vance still vice president or has he gone away somewhere