Depresso kickin my ass tonight WHEEWW

Don’t realise Woolwich had such a nice Lizzie line station. Much to think about.

Might watch Dragonball Evolution tomorrow just to feel something (visceral disgust)

You feeling inspired this morning @harryisquite.gay??

You know what, I actually really enjoyed the end of Stranger Things. Very long epilogue and I still have no idea why the plot shifted so dramatically to include a whole new third world, but it was fun and over the top. And I cried because I always cry.

Who is the best character in Stranger Things and why is it Nancy Wheeler

This whole wormhole and abyss plot of Stranger Things S5 has completely lost me you can’t just throw our whole knowledge of things - wait for it - upside down (geddit) because you needed to up the stakes for the finale!!!! Exotic matter??? What are you TALKING ABOUT

No food left at the wake by the time we got there 30 mins late. Fuming

Me at the funeral I’m at today

I’m ready for the dark and cold and rain to go away now. I’ve always been a winter boy but god I miss the sun this year

Surprise funeral today, always fun. Surprise as in I learned about it like 5 days ago, not the turnaround from death to funeral was a day

I wish Will would stop saying “I jacked into the hive”

I’ll be honest I’ve completely lost the thread of what’s going on in the second half of Stranger Things S5

Made too much fajita. Ate too much fajita. Feel like a fajita.

Service charge increase letter came today…

No new pics, where are you at mentally

Got one of those moulds put in my mouth this morning at the dentist and let me say it’s clearly been a while. Embarrassing show from a homosexual.

Went to bed at 10:30 for a good night’s sleep. Woke up at 4am. Haven’t slept since 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Tell you what’s crazy, my dad’s been dead 20 years next Saturday. It was weird at 10 years and it’s a hundred times weirder being 20. Makes me feel old but also like time is disappearing. Maybe that’s why I’m feeling a bit all over the place the past week

Gotta be honest Hijack series 2 is not tickling my pickle so far

Be honest do I give bottom energy

Something in my TV setup is dying, and it’s either the TV itself or it’s my Apple TV. I feel like it’s more likely to be my TV as the central connection between TV and Sonos. I’ll get around to troubleshooting and diagnosing it at some point.

Can’t believe it’s not pitch black outside yet!!!!!

Anxious this afternoon. Idk why, no reason to be

I did not wear the right tshirt to have SWEATED on that journey into the office

Feeling needy 🤓

Started S5 the other day and I’m on episode 2 and I swear to go if anything happens to Mrs Wheeler I’ll be fuming

Life really does not stop does it!!!

Haven’t had a crush in a while and god they suck don’t they!!!!!

I have that BABY WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND song in my head except that’s literally the only line I know so it’s actually more like a torture vehicle

Is it too much to expect that Jack Wolfe will just marry me

Got ribbed in a sales call by a potential supplier for using light mode like SORRY I DON’T SIT IN THE DARK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN I.T.

What’s even the point of me doing the 1p savings challenge if I’m not even the person to get £10k at the end

Tensing my jaw a lot this morning. That doesn’t bode well. What am I stressed about it’s 10:40 on a Monday morning the least stressful time of the whole week

Tell you what else I’m tired of? Time, flying by like it is. Despite being the longest January since records began, we’re still firmly now in 2026 which is MENTAL and I’m not looking forward to finally turning 21 this year

Isn’t it weird that your eyeballs are just there like that even when your eyelids are shut

Thought I’d finish season 4 of Stranger Things tonight but the finale of it is 2:22 💀💀💀

I just love “Shrinking” so much it just tickles me in the right spot

Also thank god January’s done amirite one step closer to oblivion

God I slept so long and deeply that I’ve woken up with a banging headache

Forgot I bought some Hollow Knight playing cards like a month ago hehehe. There’s also a mirror pack in white. The edges of the cards are shiny blue!!! But they’re not great quality cards unfortunately. A bit catchy.

Also crazy to think that in April next year I’ll have lived in London for a full decade which is crazy considering I am only 25 years old

It’ll be crazy if I legit make a loaf of edible bread one of my most vivid memories is from like 8 years ago someone was staying with me and I’d woken up early and put some washing on and they woke up later and said “oh yeah. It’s hard to imagine you as a functioning adult but you are” bc girl mood

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This all feels like a lot of work to ultimately dunk it in a pot noodle

You can tell I’ve got nothing going on because my bluesky post count has doubled in 30 minutes

Had my blood taken on Monday and it didn’t hurt at all so I thought it would be fine but it’s bruised and that’s just not very cash money

Not a single plan this weekend on one hand feels like bliss but on the other feels like I’ll be stewing in my own self pity come 5pm

2026 coming in strong with making us miserable huh :(

I’m also pretty sure I have a slight allergy to pineapple unless it’s supposed to make your tongue all tingly but I love it so I’ll never stop so maybe it’ll kill me but at least my- *gun shots*