Welp. Mama’s got stuff to do so I’m leaving for the office right now 😮‍💨

Is there anything more mortifying than someone different joining your overwatch squad and being in a match where they realise how bad you are at it 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Imagine my shock as someone panickingly escalated a P1 thinking a server had been compromised and *I* was the calm one like “there’s absolutely no indication” and guess what!!!! Compromised. Just kidding it was just a bad update thanks cPanel.

Well, guess I’m not getting that award.

I wasn’t ready to switch back to jeans :(

Might do fcf this week

No labour at pride 🌈

thinking about this a lot today

Just leaving the office 😮‍💨 it’s going to be one of those weeks, huh

Pinch punt first of the month no returns ehehehehehehehehe

I am in an incredibly 🥵 mood this weekend it is unreasonable actually

Might get 007 First Light just to take out my frustrations on people hehe

Maaayyybbbeee regretting my decision to not do hoopla this year a bit. But I probably needed a break from it tbf

Hay fever has been pushing the fexofenadine to the LIMIT this weekend

My least favourite thing is having to wait for my watch to charge a bit before I go to sleep :(

Tell you what, I don’t appreciate both Spotify and Grindr making their app icons garish

I just listened to King For A Day seven times in a row during the walk I just had before letting the playlist continue because it really is just an absolute banger of a tune

Ugh FINE I’LL DO IT but I am NOT happy about it 😡

I’m kinda glad next season of for all mankind will be the last. It’s kind of dropped off for me a bit even though I still really enjoy it, but I do like a show that knows where it’s going and when to stop

Not For All Mankind making me 😭

You know, I struggle to find a good deodorant. I don’t want a spray one, but the stick ones I just don’t get on with very well. The cream ones are the best ones I’ve found so far but they’re a bit wet

I don’t believe in past lives but if I did, mine would be: - Aforementioned techno-loving straight man - middle-aged divorced mum of 3 - failed clown - probably mega right wing guy crushing any rebellions - sloth

Stream of consciousness is coming out as I sit waiting to cool down

I think in another life I was a techno loving straight man

I wish I could play the piano

Might mess around and put an entire cucumber in my salad today instead of half HEHE crazy wild whimsy

Honestly the hairdresser tip for keeping the curl in my hair has been a life changer

I’m getting a LOT of alt rubber accounts in my suggesteds on insta lately

Idk what it is maybe it’s the heat but my previously nonexistent libido is fully libidoing again lately

Ok what’s RTD done? Anyone who knows me knows I’ll take anything that brings him down a peg or two hehe

It’s been 3.5 years since my last tattoo. Gaaaggggging for another one.

I’ve fallen into the world’s most boring food routine during the week. Meal deal from Sainsbury’s: chicken salad sandwich, apple grape & strawberry pot, chocolate protein shake drink Shake for breakfast, sandwich and fruit for lunch, then salad with chicken or tuna for dinner. BOOOOOORRING

Dropped salsa down my white tee :(

It’s honestly crazy how into fruits and salads I am at the moment. Bit of sun and anything cold and wet will do

Finished Daredevil: Born Again. Season 1 was meh, season 2 definitely pulled it back - they clearly wanted to erase a lot of the mistakes of S1, including the weird Daredevil CGI. CRAZY end though, wasn’t expecting that at all.

I disastrously put some money into Nvidia stonks in 2024 and then panicked and sold at a loss a few months later, and then stopped for ages, and I’m finally doing it properly (not single stocks) since August last year and I’ve just today made an overall profit after that original loss lmao 🥲

Brexit managing to make my day more difficult

Took my sertraline last night instead of in the morning because supposedly helps with the overheating and instead had one of the most insanely stressful dreams I’ve ever had so we’ll maybe monitor that one 💀

Slightly (hugely) concerned that I hit my prime a decade ago and wasted it to the point that my punishment for that is the rest of my life alone hehe late night warm thoughts hehe

My right eye once again is sore

I am *so* tired. Like I fully felt my head just drop tired. I do not sleep very well in the heat at all 😭

Ot again innit

Bit nippy innit x

What about if we all blow at the sun at the same time to try and cool it down a little bit

Reaaaally struggling to care about going to hoopla this year ngl

HAD. E. NUFF.

What do you MEAN it’s still 33° at 6:30????

Sun cream in my right eye :((((((

Apparently taking sertraline in the evening can shift the overheating event so it doesn’t happen during the day. Anyone know if that’s accurate? Cannot deal with THIS

That’s probably fine