Just had a Grindr interaction where someone asked me whether I prefer to give or receive ~mouth stuff~ and then proceeded to tell me they think men who give are inferior LOL 💀

Just saw protestors protesting housing migrants on the news and the Georgian flag was flying 😭😭😭

I’m sorry this Catchphrase, is that hanging fl-

Not being funny right but it’s Christmas and y’all need to up your content game because I’m BORED

exCUSE ME???????

If I was born the day I was meant to be, today would be my un-birthday

Oh single mattress in a box room next to a massive boiler, how I haven’t missed sleeping in you

I’m sorry… Corriedale??? CAMP.

Size of the baubles on the BBC News Christmas tree. Know where the TV license is going 🥵

5IVE?!?!?!

Jesus are they all alright on strictly

IT’S TIME

Idk why considering I rarely play Mario games, but whenever my head is empty (surprisingly often, shockingly), the Mario theme goes through my head. DO DO DO DO DO DODO. It is to my brain what the cymbal clapping monkey is in Homer Simpson’s

Something about being back at my mum’s just makes me KNACKERED. I want to SLEEP ALL THE TIME

I’ve really enjoyed Pluribus. I’m still not entirely sure what’s happening but Rhea Seehorn and Karolina Wydra are both so phenomenal

How I’m tryna be

Ooo it’s Christmas which means it’s time for my annual play-through of Celeste!

Did my last therapy session of the year tonight. NOW WHAT

Something I’ve always wondered - how do you get sliced cucumber like that? You know like almost the diamond shape? Like how angled do you have to cut the cucumber to get that shape, and how much of each end is wasted ?????

I’ve watched about 50377937478 Smosh Reads Reddit videos in the past month I think I think exclusively in Reddit stories now

Just reached down the side of my chair to pick up a stress ball and felt the entire right side of my body start to tense and cramp up THE FEAR

Oops accidentally addicted to Balatro again

Still blows my mind that Caroline from The Vampire Diaries is married to The Fray

I’ll tell you what always makes me go “???” Ads for these apps that find the subscriptions you forgot you’re paying for? Like what do you mean you don’t realise you’re paying for 2 Netflix subscriptions? How are you not keeping an eye on that stuff???

Gasping for a cuppa. Want one?

ALSO *another* bone fragment is making its way out of my mouth and it’s GRIM

Maybe I need to journal or something because I need to be needy and post about being lonely and wanting to date but also it’s very cringe!!!

Bloody hell

Womp womp womp womp womp womp. Need motivation. Have none.

If I was skinny I’d absolutely be in a buzz cut era right now let me tell YOU

I think I might be in a depression zone!!!!!!!!!!!! The dark hours are kicking my arrrsssseeeee

Had an impromptu visit from my sister this evening bc her trains from work were screwed which was nice. Except now her trains are cancelled and her boyf is picking her up instead 💀💀💀

I need a hands hobby. Maybe I’ll learn how to knit or something

I wish spontaneous song and dance numbers existed in real life I could do with my hairdresser having spun my chair around to her and 30 dancers in hair curlers and a haircut tarp (can’t remember what it’s called lol) doing a song and dance about looking your best for Christmas

Is… is she ok

Imagine how powerful I’d be if I were hot again and also had a life I think I’m crashing out

Wanna hold hands? 🥹

God damn I’m gonna be so mad when I have to start vacuuming myself because my roomba stops working

Giving the F1 movie a watch. Lando Norris unexpected but appreciated jump-scare

Might have to have a quick nap

I’m watching The Gorge on Apple TV and this is not at all what I expected

I was thinking about it and I actually can’t remember the last time I had a proper cuddle

Came second!!!

Robert. My hole is out.

Can’t believe I got a TV license to watch Doctor Who and Eurovision and Doctor Who went to Disney+ and I’ve boycotted Eurovision the past couple of years. WASTE OF THREE HUNDRED QUID.

Honestly every immigration officer should be thankful that this wasn’t in the height of my Twitter days. 5 years of tweets would’ve taken them 2 years to go through

Also I need way better balance. My weeks are fading away super quickly because I have a cycle of carrying on until way after bedtime, going to sleep, waking up and starting all over again. Hashtag the grind mindset (kidding, hate that) But yes I need some balance.

Putting things out into the world is hella anxiety inducing huh. Idk how creatives do it it makes me want the ground to swallow me