Hi everyone! after being deleted from Twitter, a total of three times I have decided to finally try my best to boost up this account Please retweet and follow😚🥺

Those experiences you can’t tell anyone about, but want to tell everyone about >>>>>

You know you spend too much time on SW social media when you get a charge of excitement seeing a woman out in the world with a hair tie around her wrist.

📍 Toronto & Mississauga If you’re curious, daring, and ready for a rendezvous that lingers long after, reach out… let’s see where the chemistry takes us 💋 January 16-18th ⭐️ !! Lock those dates in and dm me for availability ❤️ @musemassagespa.bsky.social @missemilymuse.bsky.social Athena 💋

As days go, this one was pretty gd stellar. Big enough checkmark on the list that it filled up the damn bucket. Thank you, you. Raising a 🍇 in your honour.

That small-town freedom when the first one of your group gets their license, they can borrow dad’s truck, and you can go hang out at McDonald’s.

It’s today! Squeee…!

Hey, gorgeous! So glad you found my corner of the sky🌌 For a tantalizing mix of sensuality, spark, and fun, slip over to RueBelrose.com where all your questions will be answered. I look forward to making your acquaintance💕 In the meantime, you can find my musings, moments, and shower thoughts here ⬇️

I got 99 problems and all of them are bottles of beer on the wall, and if one of them should happen to fall, then I'll only have 98 problems.

24 hours... The waiting for something you didn't imagine could ever happen just hits different. I know you're out there. I hope you're enjoying the anticipation even half as much as I am.

Front or back? 🍈🍈 or 🍑? Why must it always be a choice? If I'm doing it right, I shouldn't need to choose. I can appreciate beauty in all its forms. I'll take the whole fruit salad, my dear.

And if you're clicking on those links, cut that shit out, would you please? If it stops working, they'll go away.

Man, some of the AI slop in the DM spam over at the other place is truly unhinged. If the AI thinks that a human being would actually write like that, we have nothing to worry about.

Making it clap from the back, acting like it was your last time. 🎼

🎅 Santa is officially a sex icon! From dad vibes to dad bods, women everywhere fantasize about him. DeepThroat: Holiday Edition w/ Emily Muse goes down the chimney of reasons behind Santaphilia. It’s hot, it’s sexy, and it’s HOT for Christmas. Sunday night on Patreon patreon.com/MUSEontheMic

48 hours... And no, I don't mean the early '80s movie with Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy. Although that's a fun watch - would recommend.

Rub n Tug Myths: We Smash Them All! FACT or FICTION is here. We're smashing lies people think they know about Rub'n'tugs. patreon.com/MUSEontheMic Tune in Sunday night for a special Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT on Patreon! *SZN5 Premieres January 5th!* #MassageParlorMyths #MUSEOnTheMic

It’s amazing how much better your engine runs when you get your oil changed and regular lube jobs. I understand it’s a good practice to follow for cars too.

"Just slip in." Sketchers ad 🤝 what you want to hear her say in bed.

x.com/themaddieeff... You've felt it.

Three days… Where is that ketchup bottle GIF?

I have a unique experience planned for each of December, January, and February. Today, I got to advance the plans on all three of them. That's a pretty good effing day. I don't remember my dreams, but I'm laying my head down on my pillow tonight with a big-ass smile on my face.

Sometimes, it’s a normal day, and you’re just working away at the 9 to 5. Sometimes, it’s a normal day, but you find yourself in a darkened room and a lovely lady’s using a toy on you (consensually, natch). Life is better when it contains multitudes, n’est ce pas?

I've invented a new peanut butter-flavoured gel to reduce friction during intercourse. I'm calling it "Jif Lube".

What they didn't tell you about the hottie is that she's also just about the sweetest soul you'll meet.

Just need to get through the next four days...

January 😊 for those that are wondering ....

We are smashing the biggest massage parlor myths on the internet From media lies to movie clichés we reveal what's real & what's total bs. patreon.com/MUSEontheMic 🔥 Tune in Sunday night for a special Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT on Patreon! *SZN5 Premieres January 5th*

The restraint it takes to not send *all* the double entendres that come to mind... I deserve a goddamned award.

Trust me - worth the follow for the alt texts alone.

Huh - spontaneous erections as a side effect. I was not warned. I guess I get to revisit being a teenager. 🤣

The only Heaven I'll be sent to is when I'm alone with you.

If it could be Sunday already, that'd be great, thanks.

Eight more accounts gone in the four hours since this post. It's bonkers.

I am absolutely bleeding accounts that I'm following over on the over place. It's absolute carnage - down close to 60 accounts over the last three weeks, and I haven't unfollowed anyone.

🎅 A Rub n Tug Christmas: Dirty Money Drama and the Salami!! 🤣 This is our final @YouTube episode of 2025 youtube.com/@MUSEontheMic Season 4 finale @patreon Wednesday + a Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT Sunday night patreon.com/MUSEontheMic 🌟Season 5 premieres January 5 #RubnTug #HolidayVibes #Santa

Y’all should follow her. I mean, not in a creepy way or anything. A nice, healthy, social media way.

I'm officially off X and will only be posting on here 😈

Really hoping my followers from the other app can find me here because they permanently suspended that account 🙃 This week I’m at Paradise today ✨12-5✨ Wednesday ✨ 10-3 ✨ Thursday ✨ 10-3 ✨

You can tell you spend too much time around here when someone's initial photos don't match the aesthetic of their new spa, but you can tell from the aesthetic which spa they worked at before.

We are all our own worst critics.

That moment you realize that, if you ever were, you are no longer attractive reflected from the side doing certain things in certain positions. 🤣

Traveling to TO this weekend! Book your spot now! Pls, like and share ❤️ Hey, just hit me up on X if anything; Milana_Miro

My name is Diamond👋💋 I work at a private gentlemen’s club located in Ottawa. If you don’t know what kind of fun can happen in the club, you might just have to find out for yourself👀 And if you’re wanting to see more of me a little sooner, there are other places where you can find me as well🤍🩵

⛓️‍💥 Handcuffs. Ropes. That 50 Shades tie 😏 Ever wonder why being tied up feels so good? A New DeepThroat with Emily Muse drops on Patreon tomorrow night! 🔐 Unlock it: patreon.com/MUSEontheMic 🔥 #BDSMforBeginners #RestraintPlay #KinkEducation #MUSEOnTheMic #fyp

What kind of whack-ass hotel has a 4 p.m. check-in time? That's madness! Sorry... venting. They're messing with my mojo.

One of the most enjoyable parts of this new phase of Bsky? All the lovely ladies who are discovering @whorticulturee.bsky.social and reposting her recent mirror selfie into my timeline, over and over.

Dear Ottawa (the government kind) - I'd like you to please amend the Bank Act to make it a federal crime to not have the bills all facing the same way when they come out of the ATM. Get on that, would ya?

🩵 i plan to be very active on here 🩵

Someone (actual person, not a bot) liked several of my posts today and all I could think was a) did the algorithm really put all those in her Discover feed, or she just trip across them and b) why not follow? Because that was B-roll - I don't think I've brought my A game here yet.