Tiki Bar

I think I'm too much of a verse to wear my cage at places like the camp lodge I went to. The tops loved it but I would be kicking myself as soon as the cute bottoms were asking how I'd fuck them with it on 🫠 Silly me for thinking it would make me less horny

Definitely earned my verse card last weekend at the gay campground. So many cute bottoms 🤤

For his loyal minions

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Why is the unfollow icon so close to the message icon? 🫠

Such a beautiful and fun time at twin ponds lodge

One might say I'm ready for the gay campground this weekend 🐺

I got the "hey digimon" song stuck in my head today

I was waiting until I got a haircut to post 🫣

Hopefully this makes up for it 🐺

Midnight ride

Gorgeous pulls and gorgeous views

So happy for the warm weather FINALLY

Post a picture that describes you. Explain nothing.

Sorry if you missed it 🤭

What if....instead of a fcf post, I post a video later 🤔

This app gets me entirely too horny on Fridays. You guys are too hot 🥵

Gonna tell my kids this is Charli XcX, Caroline Polachek, and PinkPantheress

On my way to trade in some shiny cardboard to open more shiny cardboard

Everyone talks about Fat Cock Friday, but what they really need is Fat Check Friday

Always fun when you get hit on by the gym attendant while they are working their shift

So excited for memorial Day weekend. Going up to a clothing optional gay campground in maine 💪

Which are you taking? Front or back? 🤔

I hear it's thong thursday 😏

The absolute split second rage I feel when I'm taking a drink from my soda and the damn can tab snatches hold of my mustache and bites me back I see red

Rhino duuuude

Damn ...what a hog 🤤

sketchbook Solaire ☀️💘

Big blue dragon!

A jungle for the house tigers. #caturday

When you get an old roll of film developed and find a cute naked boy on it… remembering this birthday morning with @samtheferocious.com

I hear it's cheeks day

Caster squad let's gooo

Nothing like double stuffing a fleshlight with your bros

It's so damn nice out today....can't wait to get off work and immediately go play magic haha

So I can't just post a kind little story without all the bots coming out to like it? The amount of political bots liking my now deleted post was stupid

My inner dialogue: "Damn I wish gay guys weren't so sex-obsessed .....fuck he's hot."

When is someone going to be brazen enough to attempt the impossible? A fragrance that replicates the scent of a Chuck E. Cheese in the 90s. Ode de Chucké

Computer time

Le tigre

Also, this whole cock cage thing is a real trial and error. If you were curious, I don't suggest wearing a cage in overalls.

Won 2 out of 3 strixhaven draft matches this weekend! I really liked the pest deck I drafted. Got some cool upgrade cards for my mutate commander deck too

Kefka Palazzo / Final Fantasy VI (2021)

Ugh so happy it's #fcf

Happy Earth Day.