thankful for my goat today

having an after market ass is funny shit

i am one mondongo eating ass motherfucker

so many checks owed i feel czechoslovakian

ill slap everybody in this bitch

voices whispering in my ear telling me to fuck u up

i can finally xeet about the voices in here cus only 6 people are gonna see ts anyways

"come make a mcgriddle with me" oh so you're a fat ass fat ass

fake ass pissers

we don't pee the same lmao

this shit came from johnny dang

i should start wearing sunglasses everyday like future

asu verga

November’s full moon, otherwise known as the beaver moon, beamed brightly in the sky as the last supermoon of the year. See photos: cnn.it/3CqhbGQ

Eladio Carrión looks like he could play Jafar in a live action

whoever said i can't cook obiously hasn't tried my famous homemade crack

they're doing so much fuckin yapping and no fighting

I'll play stepdaddy for 1 or 2 kids for a couple of weeks but 4 bitch do I look like the magic school bus

block her while she typing, stfu‬

hit her bush like the second tower

treating my account creation on this app like a album drop