I’m tired of people complaining and doing nothing about it! Whatever I’m going back to bed.

Did you hear how they crossed a leach with a mosquito? They call it a landlord.

Damn, this new #residentevil gameplay is fire

I noticed that alot of my friends and aquaintances (or people i just like) are Monster or on the Morally questionable side so let's round 'em up and get them in one place! If you want to be added, let me know! (Please, i want to meet more people :3) Reposts appreciated! go.bsky.app/B7ZwhsA

What’s my secret on how I lost 50lbs? 😏 Poverty.

If you’re walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk I’m not moving out of the way. We have to bump into a kiss. It’s the law.

Oompa Loompa, doompa-dee-dah It’s so sad that Steve jobs died of lig-ah-mah

“Second wind!” I scream, rotting in bed.

What about a gender swapped version of mpreg? Has that been done yet?

Twitter is like sticking your hand in the trash for a half eaten hot dog, but instead you keep grabbing rotting fruit around it.

My ficklefixation for Blood continues, as I blast my way through custom campaigns. Death Wish has been spectacular so far, even if the second missions ending required me to light the fireworks.

I showed you my copy of moby dick, please join my book club

Sometimes I think I’m chronically online, then I check here and realize I’m doing pretty good for myself. Which is why I have sealed my doors with gorilla glue and swear to post every 48 seconds till the air runs out.

I stayed up past my bedtime to play peak with @jaenixlively.bsky.social and I ended up in limbo. Maybe the real peak was the sins we committed along the way.

For today’s stream chat sent me pictures to ‘paint’ on stream. Some people sent some interesting choices… Special thanks to @tizzidar.bsky.social and twitch.tv/bettercallch... for the raids into whatever that stream was.

Had an absolute blast playing the first two missions of the new #BloodRefreshedSupply on stream! I will be playing lots more tomorrow! Shame I can't find a slope tilting setting though. Special thanks to @chillkydovt.bsky.social and @jaenixlively.bsky.social for the raid!

Got sad news while announcing Chet on stream today.

I turned my twitch chat into a visual novel, using only SAMMI and OBS. Chat did not unlock the good ending.

Last time I play guitar live on air.

During yesterday’s broadcast cold open, I asked chat to help me out of a washing machine. Yet I survived. Catch the latest broadcasts on my YouTube and Twitch. I also want to give a huge thanks for the raids from twitch.tv/d3monkittytv and @lemnonychus.bsky.social

For my next stream chat gets stuck in the washing machine, and fucking dies

Yesterday’s stream was a total blast! We built a calculator-based gacha game for chat, and I made major progress on my second attempt at #LookOutside. I also want to give a huge thanks for the raids from twitch.tv/lordkatzenherz and @kattokitto.bsky.social @jaenixlively.bsky.social Check 'em out!

Struggling with imposter syndrome? Simple fix: just start stealing and plagiarizing. Stop giving credit, stop citing sources. Boom, you no longer have imposter syndrome. Now you’re just an asshole.

Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I’m definitely the clown.

I’m going to do a twitch stream where it’s a set of keys hanging in a dark room. Chat has to jingle the keys, or every moment of silence something draws closer. Jingle jangle

What if Peak was called Freak and instead of climbing a Mountain you would climb a dude named Mountain?

Don’t cha wish your depression was manic like me?

Help I’ve fallen- for your prostetic eyes, I think they rolled under the couch.

“Ah yeah, it’s kicking in, I can feel hitting me now!” I say as the third crowbar bounces off my skull.

I need uppies for my soul

I have been informed that ‘top’ and ‘bottom’ do not in-fact refer to a gamers preferred section of split screen gaming. I am devastated and my day is ruined.

Cut my nuggets into pieces, in this food court. Better texture, digestion. Don’t give a heck if I break the skin breading. Kintsugi chicken art.

A ball took my witches!

Girl, are you a shower curtain? Because don’t fucking touch me.

I grind hard and fast on the dance floor. Typically with a hacksaw

Wait, this isn’t microwaveable rice, this is microplasticity rice!