😔 the vet is holding him for now so they can do X-rays to make sure it's not pneumonia/tumors

I think myrkle is at the end of his life. Idk how I'm gonna live without him

GUESS WHO JUST SPENT $70 ON LEAGUE AND DIDNT EVEN GET THE SAVIOR VICTOR ICON YOURE KILLING ME RIOT

Sent this to my fucking dad and he said I was too old for that he got me at a Kmart blue light special 😡

God is real and he answered the prayer I made last night by outting trump 💀💀💀💀

If you get to see northern lights don't fucking talk to me. I'm sick of y'all.

Mfw Zach talked the maddest shit on mothman

On God I will never love another living being as much as I love my myrkle. He is mommys specialist boy and he smells like sunshine coming through a dusty window.

I love fucking around with the enemy blitzcrank. I love asking him if he thinks love can bloom on the battlefield. I have yet to meet a blitzcrank who hasn't played along and just accepts it when I say I'm pregnant and it's his. You can't get interactions like this with any other characters.

Sometimes when I disassociate on the toilet I freak out cause I think I just pissed my pants and then I freak out cause what if I'm in a coma and I really did piss my pants

League to me is just a bunch of characters to play house with. Idgaf what jungling is I'm dressing xin zhao in just an apron and making him cook breakfast

I be prophen this I be prophen that how about I be prophesying with my orb.

Someone do this with Jayce Viktor and Mel

I was scrapbooking last night and this one was too good not to share. This was from me and my sister watching sonic together last year. 🥺

Myrkle really said "hey thanks for letting me hang out in bed with you watch me drop this singular dookie real quick" and then snuggled me like nothing happened. Ban this guy.

It's 72 degrees in November and tech companies are still forcing us to opt in to their AI slop and then blaming us for the heat because we didn't carpool or recycle enough.

What the hell do you want from me rito??? I went 44/19/39 and you still only gave me an S-

Fuck my house payment next month I think.

Riot makes me sick SELL THE SHIRT ONLINE YOU COWARDS CALIFORNIA GETS EVERYTHING

Question How do you make friends IRL as an adult who does not drink or smoke

Me with my rats

Myrkles age is showing in his eyes and this rat better outlive me cause istg I simply will choose not to live without him

Share and help everyone know about this!!

Fili keeps trying to steal my jalapenos even tho I told him it's too spicy someone stop this man

COOL my cardiologist who's 6 fucking hours away called me 1 hour before my telehealth appointment to cancel because "I can't do a video appointment since you're out of state" THANKS FOR THINKING RIPPING PEOPLE'S RIGHTS AWAY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEALTHCARE AND FOOD US GOVERNMENT

Who is this freaky lil binch

Myrkle is so fucking good at being a rat idk how to explain it

So were gonna actually start eating the rich now right?

Happy Halloween 🎃🐀

Post your favorite Pokemon and I'll tell you if it's a red flag or a green flag Mine is krookodile. Green flag. He's a chunky lil guy who deserves more love and respect.

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Wife: look it's your husband *points to astarion* wait Viktor is your husband astarion is your boy toy AS IF ASTARION AND VIKTOR ARENT THE SAME CHATACTER IM MARRIED TO BOTH OF THEM CAUSE I HAVE A TYYYYPPPEEE

Mad as fuck thinking about the Disney Hercules McDonald's plates that I'll never own as an adult

This is what my body dysmorphia says I look like.

Does my stomach hurt CONSTANTLY??? Yes. Do I consume an unhealthy amount of sour and spicy foods and drink pickle juice? Also yes. Someone who's good at healthcare tell me how to fix this.

Guys look what my wife bought me for our anniversary. Do you think she has a crush on me???

Having boy rats be like

Stg if the cowards at riot don't rerelease the arcane skins next month I'm gonna Mcfuckin lose it

Am I depressed or does night time at October always feel foggy

Haven't been able to get over "call her Dwayne the way she rockin on my johnson" ever since I heard it. Theyre the most raw lyrics of all time.

Whoever sent me ibuprofen from throne I owe you my life. I almost had to go to the store

Let's play a game called am I getting sick or did I give myself methanol poisoning

😔 my laboratory mentor passed away.

I guess saying "giving myself cancer" is an inappropriate response for when your manager is asking what you're doing when wrist deep in methanol

Why does TikTok get so scary late at night ?? Go from funny skit about a guy making a sandwich to spooky music over proliferating cancer cells and CRT Tvs screaming to turn it off or perish

Why the fuck do TV show writers always make kids call other kids by first and last name? No kids call their peers by their first and last name. It's first name only. Weirdos.

On a fucking ARAM roll babey. Imagine a several week long drought of never getting to play your favorite character and suddenly you get him 4 times in one night and win every game with him and finally rank the fuck up.

What the hell do you mean imagine dragons didn't do it this year

I dreamt they made another season of arcane and the made bugtor SUCK I was so fucking offended. I woke up mad af.