Me who loves dad-joke girls; forgets the quest and pledges servitude to the funny sphinx-girl😍😭❤️

i really could use a cage pressed against my ass rn

Ok stick is going a lil better now. Apparently I just got the meanest person on reddit to comment on my very reasonable question. But I’ve been reading comments from actual helpful people and it made me feel better (and helped). I’m glad cuz i dont wanna downgrade but there’s also no more premium ->

What do you call a puppy girl orgy? A dogpile

Thinking about switching my cage to smaller and blue. I’ve always sorta liked this shade of blue. Also maybe my cage should match my balls lol (first couple days of no cum summer are already 😭🤣)

Turns out I dislike driving stick for multiple reasons, but I do love the car itself, so I’m just keeping an eye on carvana till I find a same year same model same color combo but one trim level higher car than mine and I’ll trade my current one for it loll. Glad I got it and learned tho.

No cum summer (no cum sum? No cummer summer? idk) starts today 😭🔒 no orgasms till school starts in August so I can focus all my pent up sexual energy into working out to be a hot fit pup and other self improvement stuff! #orgasmdenial #teamlocked #chastity #cagecheck #malechastity #lockthecock

For this week, a simple set to show off how you can best get your maid in the mood to go clean the house. Just plug them up, lock them up, and place a headset over their head. The mantra will keep them going until the house is completely clean~ "Cleaning is your new Cumming" #latex #chastity

I think if I find one in the same color with similar mileage imma trade my manual mazda3 for an auto…I can drive it fine but in the constant traffic it’s just not ideally suited to my driving needs. I could also get a trim higher with a turbo engine

small penis worship & big penis humiliation are both underrated as hell... i understand the appeal of their opposites but these just hit harder sorry not sorry

Weekend cartoons. Images by @katscandy.bsky.social. The fashionable sissy always dresses for the occasion, whether that be school, drinks with friends, or an afternoon out boating. No matter the venue, her outfit always loudly proclaims: "I'm a prissy pansy fuckdoll. Please use my warm, wet holes."

It’s 85° rn and getting to 90 this week fml😭

Got my ticket to spend July in Europe so i have only a few months to get toned af so I can hook up with hot Latvian chicks🤣😍💖😭🇱🇻🇪🇪🇱🇹

Fuck it’s already too hot to wash my car today 😭

I really wish Mazda would pair the 2.5t with the manual for the mazda3 hatch😭 it’s (imo) /such/ a sexy car and I love having the manual option with the hatchback and it just needs the turbo (which they make) to make it a really hawt hot hatch

🔐 CHASTITY CHALLENGE 🔐 I wanna see how far I can go locked on chastity, you can all decide my fate~ 1 like = 1 hour 1 repost = 1 day I'll add both together and after my birthday on the 13th I'll lock up for you! Go easy on me~ 💞 #femboy #femsky #nsfw #chastity #sissy #skyhub #lgbt #goonsky

Follower counts are dropping faster than newbies during locktober… During these trying times, let’s “lock-in” and show off those cages!! 🔒 Most importantly…don’t be shy to press that follow button 🫶 #teamlocked

Cozy comfy caged weekend♾️🔒💚

Reminder that you deserve to be permanently locked 🔐💕

Totally got one and it is totally going on my mirror

One thing I’ve learned this week is that ig I mask really well in public😭was told I give off happy and confident vibes which is odd cuz I’m neither of those. and I was told I seem like the type of guy who keeps a really clean house which Again. I don’t. So ig I look way more put together than I am

I should open a grindr account tbh

Ha🤤🔒😍♾️💖💖💖🔒🔒🔒

If dick size was as obvious as breast size, a lot more men would shut the f*ck up.

….i suddenly have the desire to try skateboarding. I need a hobby thats cool and that keeps me fit

Being in chastity is so addicting

School again today 😭😭😭😭 I just wanna be a ponyboy happily training and trotting in the sun🐴

I’m getting better at stopping myself from masturbating (whether by vibing my cage or humping or just stroking if I’m uncaged). I like myself better when I’m pent up and horny, but usually I’m so horny I’m like “ugh gotta cum”. But lately I’m better at being like noop. The cage does help. But —>

Condoms too, and lemme tell you it’s a fucking /issue/😭😭😭

When a horse furry is being problematic

Having a hard time deciding what to do with your cage keys today? Forced to go to church with your religious relatives for Easter? Put your keys in the collection plate!

i should’ve worn gloves before working with my leather dye earlier oops😭 my sink looks like a murder scene

Im pretty careful not to put all my eggs in one basket; my cock however…😘🔒♾️💚💚😇 #cagecheck #teamlocked #chastity. Boy I need a bunnyboi bouncing on my strap rn tho😭 #sohorny

Jesus took the bread, broke it and said “this is my body”. Then he took the wine, and said “this is my blood”. Then he took the mayo, and Judas said “ok imma stop ya right there”

Don’t give bunnies as pets for Easter please as they are a long term commitment and require care and love and space. However feel free to give me a bunnygirl or bunnyboy pet for Easter, I have plenty of love and care to give them and plenty of space 👯‍♀️👯

I wish I could spend this Sunday wearing bunny ears and bouncing on my biggest dildo but unfortunately I got up at 3am for an Easter gig which is taking till 1pm then I need to spend the rest of today prepping a huge presentation I have on Tuesday 😭😭 after that hopef I can find some time to playyy🥲😈

Easter time is the happiest time of the year cause everyone's wearing and drawing bunnysuits... God i love being a pervert

How to cum: Step 1 - Don't.

Gf invites me to her family Easter get together but both of us wear super slutty latex bunny outfits, mine with a crotch cutout to show off my chastity cage💚🔒

more boys need to be femdommed, boys are for girls twice their size to pin against the floor

It sucks that mini and vw both made really cute electric hatchbacks that I’d actually totally drive but both only have a range of 155mi😭 that’s barely one of my regular drives

Sitting on your gfs legs and using her dick as a fighter jet control stick while making fighter jet noises while she’s laughing so hard she’s crying😭🤣🤣❤️ #couplegoals

Considering how different I am since having my last gf 2 years ago, I’d be really curious to see what a relationship now would be like. And I still feel myself changing so like. Yeah

I love when I get posts from awlivv on my regular feed cuz besides being hot af and her content being amazing she’s also just so happy and cute and goofy and it just lifts me up a lil❤️❤️😘

Easter egg hunt for two Easter eggs. One contains your cage key. One contains a tiny bottle of super glue. You have to use whichever one you find first on your lock😘👯‍♀️ #teamlocked #cagecheck

big news: the pope has officially declared the Saturday before Easter “girldick Saturday” in honor of Christ’s softness during hard times

literally me😭