Jesus Christ. Shut it down.

Canada Day fireworks got rained out eh? So we're entertaining ourselves with a board game fitting of this day. Happy Canada Day.

I'm here to wish for an awesome Canada Day for all my Bluesky friends. There's no place that I'd rather be than this beautiful country. To set the mood I'll share this video by the very talented Tim Thompson @b0undless.bsky.social but be warned, it will get dusty in here. youtu.be/vhiKlhTmwDU?...

Shouldn't there be trades happening now?

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

Campfire smoke, ice-cold cooler pints, largemouth hitting on Jitterbugs, gelato vapes, dragon flies, boat rides, sunscreen, loon calls, sandals, bug spray, canoes, chipmunks, willow trees omfg summer! I've missed you so much baby!

My kid finished school for the year and it feels weird. No need to get up at 6 and start trying to wake the fam. All things considered, it feels like crossing a bit of a finish line.

It's just super-pathetic at this point.

"Drain the swamp." FFS he actually converted the reflecting pool into a literal giant fucking swamp. There are dirt bikes jumping and some kind of demolition derby/country music parking lot fight happening on the White House lawn. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING DOWN THERE?

Jagmeet Singh's last election cycle's performance and the ongoing circus that is Pierre Poilievre has made me seriously question if they're both being paid by the Liberal Party. #cndpoli

Vegas in absolute shambles.

Omg what an awful goal. Ooooof

Wow. Crazy series of events. Torts should know that goalie interference is called purely on vibes and has been for a while. Not a great time to challenge IMO.

<sigh> Go Canes!

Seriously in my top 3 worst poutine in my life and that's something. I expected fair to good from a chain like that. Still bugging me.

At Piper Arms for lunch. Shockingly bad poutine. I sent it back. I never do that.

Welp. Go Canes I guess.

Habs need to "drive to the net" if ya know what I mean.

Clearly goalie interference but they call that based on vibes so who the fuck knows?

Make him make the saves. 12 shots isn't gonna do it. Anderson is not a good goalie. I'd rather see 30 low percentage shots than a dozen quality shots. Make him stop them all. Shoot and go after rebounds, bounces.

That siren thing is pretty lame. The CBJ cannon is super annoying but that's kinda part of it. It is a good gag though. The Flames thing with the pyro dragons is a great one. But a hand cranked siren? Lame. I prefer our thing where the place just goes fuckin insane.

The internet ruined everything, change my mind. It ruined network news, the music business, the printing industry, art, shopping, jobs, politics, the environment, sports, justice, global security, basic information gathering, dissemination, consumption and analysis. So, like everything.

Marty is gonna have to kick a few fuckin trash cans.

OK guys, that's good but you're at about a 7 and I need you at a 9 right now.

Three teams left out of 32. How crazy is that?

No time tonight to throw it around the outside all night looking for a perfect passing lane. Need to blast/bounce/cram them in, crowd/screen/chirp Anderson and maybe do a little unto them (him) as they've done unto us. I'd put Xhekaj in and give him a green light to pick a good spot. #GoHabsGo

This is where we need Xhekaj's particular set of skills.

Oh for fuck's sake.

I got a Reddit suspension for my comment on a video of a fire truck trying got get past a car who refused to let him by despite all the lights and sirens. My "threatening" comment was: "I hope it was his house burning down" I don't think that's over the line at all.

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That's not a goal.

Anderson hatty incoming

POWERHORSE!

This is a pretty different game than the last one eh?

Honey, hand me my worry stick

omg he's back!

Habs ve. Garret Rank and the 2nd period.

Frederik Andersen rocking a solid .692 after 20 minutes tonight.

That's the best period I've seen from this team this year. So far.

It's a miracle that this isn't 6-1 now. Good period. Nice, nice, very nice.

Anderson about to get the rest of the night off.

Is Anderson shook? He looks shook.

Right?

I'm sure I've seen this one before.

Already got my worry stick out. Working it.

Habs in 7+OT as is tradition. #GHG

Also get ready for high-stakes hockey with two opposing Carriers. It still catches me off-guard.

Man I absolutely love Evens' face at the glass giving it to the home crowd in that clip.