If we learned that the Trump campaign had broken into DNC headquarters, planted listening devices, stole their notes then tried to cover it up, that story would barely register a blip on the news radar today. As a young boomer, I think about that a lot.

"Allow me to reintroduce myself, My name is HOV H to the OV _ _____ __ ____ __________ __ ___ __"

Don't @ me but I really love the Amazon Prime hockey broadcasts. The pregame camera is the best thing.

I'm not involved in this decision but, if I were: Bolduc - Kap - Demidov Andy - Dach - Gally Florian - Evans - Davidson Veleno

I'm so scared for the first shot.

Elite snipe.

Thread:

Hey @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social a few weeks ago you had a post about glycine powder. As a chronic insomniac/anxiety case I tried it right away. I've tried to disprove your theory and I can't. I do get deeper more restful sleep. So thanks for this weird unlikely helpful advice.

GG Fuck

That strike zone tho

How is Geddy so calm?

It's cool, I'm fine, everythings cool, I'm fine.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

Nothing like some relaxing November baseball eh?

Don't. love Bassitt here

No pressure here on Clement.

wut?

Oh go ahead, I fuckin dare ya. See what happens.

Dean Martin always was pretty hot tho.

I guess we're gonna do this again eh? I think I've only got about 13 innings left in me and maybe one period of hockey.

Top of the morning to ya groggy Jays fans. What a game. I made it to the bottom of the 14th. I'll watch again tonight of course but I can't do that again. And if you think I'm going to try to watch the Habs/Kraken tonight you're mistaken.

If they pitch to Ohtani again, I swear to God.

"So this guy's the greatest player alive in a clutch situation so try and fool him with a fastball straight down the pipe."

I am clenched.

Needed that

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I mean, it sucks but props to Yamamoto. Guy's a beast.

Dodgers in shambles. Absolutely lit up.

Holy crap

It's 7:15 and I have a sports anxiety reading of 0.0 and it feels weird.

Still summer

Caufield is ridiculous

Rest Easy, Ace Frehley. I was assigned to KISS for their Rock Hall Induction some years ago and had a nice talk with Ace about sobriety and music. He was the real deal and a mythic figure for my generation. I still remember being him for Halloween in the 70’s. Rest Easy & Rock On, Spaceman. 🌟

OMG. RIP man. One of my early formative music guys. www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...

Mariners in shambles.

I confess, I lean Detroit, but not heavily.

Almost sent my kid to school on a PA day. Wouldn't have been the first time.

I have a secret spot, an itch that very few artists can scratch. It's a spot that causes certain endorphins to be released in me and I feel a deep physical reaction that makes music so special. Few people can hit that spot, Elton John, Paul Simon, David Gilmour, now this: youtu.be/No_7QYTqrWo?...

Sorting through a box of old junk, ya never know what surprises you may find.

Sorting through a box of old junk, ya never know what surprises you may find.

And I’ve stopped 7 wars. I’m very good at that. But don’t eat the pastrami. It’s very fatty. I think the UN does a very bad job. One time I threw a football 800 yards. I wasn’t even trying. The UN does a terrific job. Do you know the song Itsy Bitsy Spider? I wrote it. I’ve met Jesus. Beetlejuice!

When you go to someone else’s funeral and make it about yourself 🤦‍♂️ #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

Looks like I'd forgotten how much fun hockey is.

It isn't officially autumn in Ontario until there's a fruit fly in your beer and a wasp on your burger.

Let's all be clear about being clear!!!!!!!! #UnitedWeStand #WeThePeople #RESIST 💥💥💥I support #JimmyKimmel 💥💥💥

Oh, - NOW - they wanna stop pointing fingers, take a deep breath, turn down the rhetoric and stop politicizing a tragedy.

If I was a wrestler, my name would be El Denté and my mask would have a comically huge smiling mouth full of huge white teeth. My finishing move would be a bite to the face.