Hessarian: not even once.

girl that was a secret told in confidence, how could you betray me like this

Everything is for sale! Except two rage demons spouting fire at each other in an eternal battle for dominance since neither is taking damage. Those are for my personal use.

someone said it's yuri day who is yuri

hey guys what's a vena tori is it like some kind of wine or

It's a nice night for Andraste.

See, eating Schmooples is why the Maker turned his gaze from us.

HEY now—————

hey The Chantry do you think you guys could start an exalted march on the united states? this is not a request from your The Maker, just an innocent passing thought

who left this post-it on my face while i was sleeping for 17 days

what's a "tariff" is it a new kind of mabari???

hey pals! i, your benevolent the maker, have created this new thing for you. protect your peace early and often!

i was taking an extra long nap cuz everything happens so much, what have i missed

see neve, spite says corn is good

what's a vipper

gonna work on my snapping so i can snap fascists out of existence like that one guy with the weird chin

ok guys cole and ive got this

hey guys what can you cook with corn and apples? asking for a friend (its me cuz i love myself *hair flippy*)

*accidentally fills @solvingcapers.bsky.social office with a billion apples* oopsie daisy

i am led to believe it's cold and you mortals like hot chocolate when it's cold right?? i gotchu *puts a chocolate bar in the microwave*

i'm the maker and i endorse this message

how are all my faithful and unfaithful doing today

hey hey hey did you guys know all these things about me??

fun fact: trans people are cool and good actually. my most creative creations for sure. they definitely get the official the maker stamp of approval. right on their cute lil foreheads.

i wanna get married, who wants to marry the maker???

you might not think so, but actually...

so like hey guys ha ha *hair flippy*

*leaves 3000 slightly burned to a literal crisp oatmeal cookies (without friggin raisins) for @ladyshipofkorse.bsky.social then goes back to putting out fires in the mojo dojo golden city*

oh hey sorry i've been away today i may or may not have accidentally set the mojo dojo golden city on fire EVERYTHING'S FINE NOW THOUGH

@solvingcapers.bsky.social i bet the corn doesn't seem so bad now

this one's not my fault you guys, i didn't do it

i wonder what ever happened to all those nugs i definitely accidentally set loose in dock town haha. ha. ha.

i just wanna be clear that this is NOT one of my creations (but i (mostly) approve)

fun fact: trans people are cool and good actually. my most creative creations for sure. they definitely get the official the maker stamp of approval. right on their cute lil foreheads.

where do you think qunari came from

I'm not going to ravage the countryside because I have a headache.

"the maker why are you so obsessed with neve gallus"

oh oh oh oh i wanna do it this might be fun!!!!

oh are we posting pics of our faces? here's mine

oh oh oh oh i wanna do it this might be fun!!!!

hey friends and faithful, whats your favorite verse of the chant 😏

hey what's an istik

a god loses his memory for a couple days and now everything's all wibbly what a heck

guys i feel kinda woozy lmao

< The Maker stands inside the gates of the Golden City, his arms raised welcomingly. The gates slowly open, letting the light from the City shine out amidst the swirling aether of the Fade. > In mine arms lies eternity. Shouldst thou be in need of peace and succor, thou art welcome to join me.

Spite is smarter than you.

Where is the first of my children, the one known as Compassion?

My children, your Maker has returned to you in your hour of need.