If you’re referencing Idiocracy in 2025, you are waaaaay further down the alt right pipeline than you think you are

If your wards are destroyed by gossip and evil eye, your wards fucking suck

People get so upset when they leave you for dead and you don‘t die

I realize I haven’t updated on this but I am safe and I now have stable housing

“I don’t care if white sage is closed practice, I’m still gonna use it 💁‍♀️” Cool. Understand that it doesn’t cleanse. It invokes indigenous spirits. Consider the implications of that as a white person whose ancestors may have played a direct role in the Trail of Tears. Put. It. Down.

How do I apply to become an oracle for the Simpsons?

Back in my day, Silver Ravenwolf was the only source of occult knowledge we had

The apology you want may never come but the life you build without it is more than enough

If you tell me you’re an intuitive tarot reader, I’m gonna go ahead and assume you don’t know what the cards mean

*US citizens wringing their hands* Gosh, we’re totally powerless! >Nepal burns its own capital >ISRAEL hosts the biggest pro-Palestine March TO DATE >All of Italy, including cops, goes on strike

Why do Gemini’s look like that?

People who left the new age community for Christianity, 9 out of 10 times, are just people who started doing shadow work and couldn’t handle what they saw.

I wish more new age spiritualists realized they sound exactly like evangelical Christians

Not gonna be on Purple Ocean tonight, I’m headed to a rapture rave 🕺🪩

I try to save the situation Then I end up misbehaving

*closes third eye* I’ve seen enough

Sleeping in a hammock rules! I’m never going back. This feels very “being happy alone“ coded

The Sun scorches away all falsehoods, leaving joy to blossom in the ashes of what has withered away

This entire month has been a purge

Nepal is showing us how it’s done

If you’re white and hesitant to work with your ancestors, you are respectfully missing the entire point. It is your job as a white practitioner to bridge that gap. There are extra steps to working with ancestors as a white person. That’s the spiritual tradeoff of white privilege 🤷

This is a fantastic point, and I also think it made these folks realize when they die, people will mock their own deaths due to their hateful beliefs/behavior in life. They're trying to control the narrative now bc they're existentially terrified at realizing someday they'll have no control at all.

I started crying explaining Parable of the Sower to a friend

SWEET HONEY BUCKIN by Beyoncé demands its own line dance.

SOLARPUNK

I am once again begging y'all to stop with the fedposting!! Much like how not every sperm needs to become a baby, not every thought needs to become a post!!!!!!

The Sun always rises

Becoming a nun seems to be one of the only remaining spots left on my lesbian bingo card

I love being a queer psychic

I know that robophobic jokes are a common way to cope with how invasive ai and a wider surveillance state are becoming, but why do all the jokes FEEL rooted in racism?

the smallest sprout a tiny prayer in a giant world #dailyhaikuprompt

I can’t wait to get top surgery holy fuck

Holy fuck I did it. I found a way to sustainably leave sex work for the rest of this lifetime. I get to just help people find clarity and peace, at no expense to my own well being ever again

It’s almost like the ancestors on “Black Rock City“ actively push Burning Man participants off the property every year 🤔

Every time I travel to Austin specifically, I either get stranded and run out of money, or I have a near death experience

I think the artists who used to be famous and work a day job now, like Lil Bow Wow, are artists who never sold their souls or participated in humiliation rituals

I’m back in Austin to clear out my storage unit and I’m realizing that I don’t even WANT anything in here beyond my fabric collection, crafting nothings, my tarort decks, crystals, and camping gear. Really what else do I NEED to be happy in life?

I only care about myself

About to gain 100 lbs and never shave again

This entire time I thought Ashnikko was an Asian woman doing a blaccent 💀💀 she’s literally just white trash?

Going through tsa as a professional psychic is always a good time

Scott Pilgrim, American Psycho, Fight Club, and Breaking Bad are all on the list. Your opinions on these respective pieces of media tells me everything I need to know

I can make a very accurate assessment of someone’s media literacy based solely on their opinion of the movie Scott Pilgrim

JK Rowling is a raging terf who wrote a series about a boy in a closet. She always writes under the male perspective and male pen names. When you see it, you can’t unsee it

They need to do a Garbage Pail Kid x Labubu collab

I just got out of a reading that opened with a child screaming, so I stepped outside to the sound of a cop car, followed by a lawnmower before the call became garbled and dropped.

Calling yourself an earth angel is the spiritual equivalent of calling yourself hot or an intellectual. It should be self-evident

A baneful healing spell but it’s just me screaming into a mason jar