The New Year's "I haven't showered since last year" joke but it's about douching

Chat do I buy groceries for the month or pay tariffs on Heated Rivalry merch

The way I want the official Heated Rivalry banana socks but diva the tariffs

Atp I think Wicked and Heated Rivalry should just be annual holidays

TONIGHT! It's time to climb with @auresilvershield.bsky.social, @protomatik.bsky.social and Craiggle when we play #PEAK! It will be at 8:30pm Vzla time, 7:30pm EST, 4:30pm PST! See you there!

Update: I bought more slutty gym clothes

FULL COLLAB WEEK! We continue the birthday month donation-thon celebration with some of my streamer friends: 🍃 Wednesday with @mimilenattv.bsky.social playing #WhereWindsMeet ⛰️ Thursday with @auresilvershield.bsky.social, @protomatik.bsky.social and Craiggle playing #PEAK

Hanging out with str8s reminds me there are people in the world who don't know the words to Abracadabra

Yeah Halloween is over and eternal night has descended upon us once again but at least bulking season is back

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean I'm a slur

The gay conundrum of "do I buy groceries or more slutty gym clothes"

I went to a gay bar every night this past weekend and now my body is reeling from staying in on a Monday

Showing up rain or shine

My favorite sneakers sound like high heels when I walk and I just feel so diva mother boots in them

A bit early for hump day but I'd like to fast-forward through the week 🤪

One last pool day for the end of my favorite szn

The real benefit of Nintendo Switch Online is listening to Splatoon music during a workout

Prog

Remembering that time I tried to use Duolingo as a dating app

Ironically pronouncing "enchiladas" the Moira Rose way until I forget how it's actually pronounced

The sun: *sets literally any time before 8 PM* Me: ugh I hate that the sun sets so early now

Nothing kills a gym crush faster than putting a weight back where you didn't find it

Resisting the urge to respond to the hot servers at this Brazilian steakhouse with "yes sir, I would like your meat"

Haven't been to the gym in a hot minute since I've been sick, hopefully I still look ok xoxo

Getting a Pokemon Go ad on Grindr is crazy

Not the pool but I found a pole

Ready for pool day

DAE feel like Cooking Mama when they crack open an egg or is it just me

Drinking hot coffee during the summer because Pride Month is over so I have to be str8 again

If I have to get dressed to answer the door, shit is going down

There's a special place in hell for people who take single dumbbells and don't put them back where they found them

I love upper body day

I just liked the lighting on my arms here

Sometimes I forget str8 people exist

Gay powers restored 💈

Impatiently waiting for an order that I forgot to actually confirm at checkout is very me-coded

At this point I'm rooting for the king in the Grindr ads to die faster

Happy Pride Month

should I just go to the gay cowboy birthday party like this

I can tell you from personal experience that ass tastes better than Folgers

WWE33D (What Would Expedition 33 Do)

when was the last time anyone got slizzered

my sleep paralysis demon is actually the pile of unfolded laundry next to me in bed

it's a harness and mesh kind of night

washing rice is basically the same process as douching

I should call him

you know you've made it when you become a Simpsons or a Fortnite

caffeine addiction is not knowing whether I need a nap or more coffee

refusing to add friends on Venmo because I want my count to stay at 69

the last time I felt truly alive was when I had a charged lemonade from Panera