Protomatik
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should I just go to the gay cowboy birthday party like this
8 months ago
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The New Year's "I haven't showered since last year" joke but it's about douching
4 days ago
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Chat do I buy groceries for the month or pay tariffs on Heated Rivalry merch
13 days ago
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The way I want the official Heated Rivalry banana socks but diva the tariffs
13 days ago
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Atp I think Wicked and Heated Rivalry should just be annual holidays
16 days ago
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reposted by
Protomatik
Asdruboi
24 days ago
TONIGHT! It's time to climb with
@auresilvershield.bsky.social
,
@protomatik.bsky.social
and Craiggle when we play
#PEAK
! It will be at 8:30pm Vzla time, 7:30pm EST, 4:30pm PST! See you there!
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Update: I bought more slutty gym clothes
25 days ago
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reposted by
Protomatik
Asdruboi
26 days ago
FULL COLLAB WEEK! We continue the birthday month donation-thon celebration with some of my streamer friends: ð Wednesday with
@mimilenattv.bsky.social
playing
#WhereWindsMeet
â°ïļ Thursday with
@auresilvershield.bsky.social
,
@protomatik.bsky.social
and Craiggle playing
#PEAK
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Hanging out with str8s reminds me there are people in the world who don't know the words to Abracadabra
28 days ago
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Yeah Halloween is over and eternal night has descended upon us once again but at least bulking season is back
2 months ago
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean I'm a slur
2 months ago
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The gay conundrum of "do I buy groceries or more slutty gym clothes"
2 months ago
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I went to a gay bar every night this past weekend and now my body is reeling from staying in on a Monday
3 months ago
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Showing up rain or shine
3 months ago
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My favorite sneakers sound like high heels when I walk and I just feel so diva mother boots in them
3 months ago
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A bit early for hump day but I'd like to fast-forward through the week ðĪŠ
3 months ago
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One last pool day for the end of my favorite szn
4 months ago
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The real benefit of Nintendo Switch Online is listening to Splatoon music during a workout
4 months ago
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Prog
4 months ago
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Remembering that time I tried to use Duolingo as a dating app
4 months ago
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Ironically pronouncing "enchiladas" the Moira Rose way until I forget how it's actually pronounced
4 months ago
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The sun: *sets literally any time before 8 PM* Me: ugh I hate that the sun sets so early now
4 months ago
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Nothing kills a gym crush faster than putting a weight back where you didn't find it
5 months ago
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Resisting the urge to respond to the hot servers at this Brazilian steakhouse with "yes sir, I would like your meat"
5 months ago
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Haven't been to the gym in a hot minute since I've been sick, hopefully I still look ok xoxo
5 months ago
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Getting a Pokemon Go ad on Grindr is crazy
6 months ago
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Not the pool but I found a pole
6 months ago
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Ready for pool day
6 months ago
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DAE feel like Cooking Mama when they crack open an egg or is it just me
6 months ago
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Drinking hot coffee during the summer because Pride Month is over so I have to be str8 again
6 months ago
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If I have to get dressed to answer the door, shit is going down
6 months ago
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There's a special place in hell for people who take single dumbbells and don't put them back where they found them
7 months ago
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I love upper body day
7 months ago
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I just liked the lighting on my arms here
7 months ago
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Sometimes I forget str8 people exist
7 months ago
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Gay powers restored ð
7 months ago
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Impatiently waiting for an order that I forgot to actually confirm at checkout is very me-coded
7 months ago
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At this point I'm rooting for the king in the Grindr ads to die faster
7 months ago
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Happy Pride Month
7 months ago
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should I just go to the gay cowboy birthday party like this
8 months ago
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I can tell you from personal experience that ass tastes better than Folgers
8 months ago
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WWE33D (What Would Expedition 33 Do)
8 months ago
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when was the last time anyone got slizzered
8 months ago
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my sleep paralysis demon is actually the pile of unfolded laundry next to me in bed
9 months ago
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it's a harness and mesh kind of night
9 months ago
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washing rice is basically the same process as douching
9 months ago
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I should call him
9 months ago
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you know you've made it when you become a Simpsons or a Fortnite
9 months ago
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caffeine addiction is not knowing whether I need a nap or more coffee
9 months ago
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refusing to add friends on Venmo because I want my count to stay at 69
9 months ago
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the last time I felt truly alive was when I had a charged lemonade from Panera
9 months ago
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