In honor of today being the 103rd anniversary of the birth of my friend Kurt Vonnegut, I am posting this previously unpublished photo of the author in Cedar Falls, Iowa, taken by Vonnegut scholar and friend Jerry Klinkowitz in 1977. I love this photo.

I made way too many blueberry pancakes. I can’t possibly eat all these. Who wants to join me?

I don’t even LIKE crowds, but today I was happy to join my fellow Hamas-loving, radical left insurrectionist, Communist, America Hating, Soros-funded, violent terrorists on the streets of Studio City, CA.

Spotted in my neighborhood. Whoever put this in their front yard, can we please be best friends?

Following exchange from Threads. I have to say, this guy's reasoning is so compelling and well thought-out, that I'm persuaded to change my mind. I think I'm going to go all-out MAGA. Thank you scottnhammer, for showing me the light! 💋

Remembering Diane Keaton Week resumes with TFH Guru @bobweide.bsky.social’s trailer commentary for the Best Picture of 1977, Annie Hall! trailersfromhell.com/annie-hall/

In honor of the late, great #DianeKeaton, here is my Trailers From Hell commentary on the comedy masterpiece that garnered her first Oscar, "Annie Hall."

Borderline stalking is ill-advised. But sometimes it pays off. See my Facebook post about my "Close Encounters With Diane Keaton."

#DianeKeaton recalls when she first met #WoodyAllen, auditioning for his Broadway show, "Play it Again, Sam." From my American Masters film, "Woody Allen: A Documentary." youtu.be/Et9cEh5GdDk

Dear fellow AntiFa members (secret handshake): In the face of the government shut-down, do you think our direct deposits of the Soros payments will be delayed? Also, with Trump appointing Bigsinano CEO of IRS, can we still write off dry cleaning bills for our black terrorist outfits?

White privileged meaningless complaint of the day: I love being in queue at a coffee joint, being in a slight hurry, and the person in front of me takes out an order list for their office.

Antifa is short for “Anti-Fascist.” #IAmAntifa

I just canceled my subscription to Disney+/Hulu. Please consider doing the same. It’s easy.

George Orwell is starting to look smarter than Einstein or Hawking. Bookstores and libraries should be moving his books into the non-fiction section.

This week’s entertainment, sorted.

Honestly, has anyone EVER gotten more than one use out of their Super/Crazy/Gorilla glue before having to throw it out because it’s gone cement hard?

Today, I got both my flu shot and my Covid booster. I asked the nurse practitioner if she could tattoo "F*ck Trump" over one, and "F*ck RFK, Jr." over the other. She softly shook her head and said, "Don't get me started."

Am I the only one to whom the word “creatives” has the same effect as scratching one’s nails on a chalkboard?

I just re-watched "It Happened One Night" on tcmtv.bsky.social‬. Just possibly a perfect movie. Who would have guessed that the "first" rom-com would remain one of the very best, setting the standard for everything that's followed for the next 90 years?

Some people think that if just one person had bought a painting from a young Adolf Hitler, history might have changed. I often wonder what would have happened if there were just one girl in high school or college who hadn’t rejected Stephen Miller.

They must be filming a silent movie comedy in the Studio City Von's parking lot.

How lucky was I?

Last week’s opening reception for the Marx Brothers exhibit at the Hollywood Museum. Photos: with my friend Jade Marx @jademarx8 (Groucho’s granddaughter), costumes worn by Groucho, Chico and Harpo... (1 of 2)

27 years ago today. I never stopped looking at her like this. How lucky I was, to find the one whom my soul loved.

Zelda, as I’m walking up the stairs, late at night: “And where do you think you’ve been until all hours?”

Celebrate TFH Guru @bobweide.bsky.social's birthday with these trailer commentaries! Animal Crackers www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5dB... Oliver! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V3I... Lenny www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWJc...

"Still Life With Jew at 66."

Studio City, Saturday. I was just stepping out to Starbucks for a cold latte. (But I did my part. Got it with NO ICE.)

If Francis was the People’s’ Pope, are Catholics now the Popeless Peeps?

In 1995, my friend Keith Gordon and I were in Montreal, filming our feature adaptation of the Vonnegut novel, "Mother Night," after five years of struggling to get financing. We blinked our eyes, and thirty years flew by. That's forty-two years of friendship, and counting.

Years ago, a friend tried to convince me to join her in Thailand. I said, "No, too many screaming monkeys and poisonous fruit. You go with your girlfriends and have a good time."

#WhiteLotus SPOILER ALERT: Nailed it! (Except for the monkeys.)

For what it's worth (nothing), my prediction for the season finalé of #WhiteLotus: I think the Walt Goggins character (Rick) is going to eat it. He got away too clean in Ep.7. I also think monkeys might play a role. Maybe a stray gun winds up in the hands of a monkey, who starts shooting.

This is what happens when the dumbest guy in the room insists he’s the smartest guy in the room, and he only surrounds himself with sycophants who are afraid to tell him how fucking stupid he is.

Excuse me??

Just ran across this photo. What I would give to pinch those cheeks, to kiss that face again - to hold her so tight she couldn't possibly disappear again.

If L.A. is home, and NYC is home-away-from-home and London is home-away-from-home-away-from-home, then Paris is home-away-from-home-away-from-home-away-from-home. (2nd photo: Arpège for lunch.)

When I got on a Delta flight to NYC yesterday, I didn't know I'd be able to spend time with this good looking Babe. And yes, I'm sentimental enough that I paused an image on the monitor so I could look at her all through the flight.

I haven't been this ashamed to be an American since the last time Trump was in office.

No credit to me. Found this.

Our government is now being run by a bunch of dunces who couldn’t even pass a basic 5th-grade Civics test.

Linda never had a birthday party as a kid. And when we were together, birthdays were always low-key. In 2018, soon after her diagnosis, I decided to throw her a surprise birthday party, and pulled it off without a hitch. Here's the big moment. 7 years ago, today. Feb. 18, 2018. Volume up.

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My funny valentine Sweet comic valentine You make me smile with my heart. Don't change your hair for me Not if you care for me Stay, little Valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's Day. -- Richard Rogers ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Linda❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Stayed in bed until 10AM this morning. I would have gotten up earlier, but it was raining, and my cat was sleeping on my hand in a really cute position.

THREAD: In the Spring of 1977, I found myself at the premiere of Woody Allen’s new film “Annie Hall,” which was the closing event that year for the L.A. International Film Exposition (Filmex). Nothing prepared the audience for the brilliance of this film. (1/11) ...

I've been waiting forever for one of my fave singers, Kat Edmonson to come to L.A., and on Tuesday night, she finally did. It was well worth the wait. She's on a big US tour now, so if she comes to your town, do yourself a favor and go! Tell her I sent you. Here's her dates: katedmonson.com/tour/

When I turn off my espresso machine, the screen says "Good-bye." This irks me. I just want a cup of coffee, not a relationship. What am I supposed to say -- "You hang up first?"

It’s going to be okay, LA. #rainbow

My 2021 film, "Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time," will finally be leaving Hulu on February 17. It's still available on most VOD platforms, but if you've been meaning to watch it on Hulu, don't delay. And let me know what you think!