yall think i could sell feet pix

Atomicrops is fun af

I listen to this all the time like a manifestation and guys I think it started working

Feels like I emptied out an old closet

I don’t do horror movies but if they’re putting Adam Scott into it I’ll put myself thru the pain

it's so funny to complain about the Pope being "weak on crime". he is the ostensible mouthpiece of a God whose whole thing is forgiving sins. it's technically his job to be weak on crime.

Mom n dad look good rn

Got a wedding to attend ✨

I went to an open bar, 2 edibles deep The fucking tap was AT MY TABLE w neverending brussel sprouts, fried chicken, and honey biscuits I’d die for during a slammer of a wings game And I kept myself from getting too drunk and sloppy Yall don’t understand, this was Olympian strength tonight.

my virtual dollhouse will never get old

update day

My friend described the flavor butter she had And I correctly guessed the brand immediately I fucks w butter

I’m unsurprised by what’s happening but that doesn’t mean I’m not wildly fucking upset about it

We head to bed around midnight every night… but I made Ry watch glee and now he’s asking to stay up to watch LMAOOOO “I don’t even like this show” okay Kurt

Remember that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."

okay what the flip

Anytime I see our govt officials avoid yes or no questions with long winded bullshit answers I just sigh to myself. I’ve dealt with the kind of loser who can’t accept their mistakes and you can’t break thru that childish selfishness lmaoooo

This is how I get 95% of the things I want I’m not even kidding

I need her so badly 😮‍💨

Love when people get me

Tony Tony Chopper 🐹

My neighbor threatened me irl today bc I called him a fucking loser to his face lmao He tried to threaten his wife n kids and dog so

If you stalked me here from tik tok you probably know about my boy Zero. He’s always been a hype man so I wanna show up for him too :) If you have a FB could you please go vote for him to get college funds!! jr-ranger.org/2026/ryder-1...

Did Steam just tell me they think I'm a pervert

I can tell my best friends my deepest and darkest secrets, mistakes, and flaws- and they love me so hard that they push me to always be better I’ve had a lot of different types of friendships over the years but I really think I’ve found my chosen family :,)

Played Detroit Become Human again for the first time since it came out. Felt like a truly blind playthru. Fuck dude. Way too many real world comparisons going on.

OH MY GOD SOUND THE ALARMS I AM GOING TO SCREAM

Lord help me and my need to cut off my hair any time I go to a party

Live ur dreams kiddos. Always wished of just doing nothing but gaming and goofing off w my best friend and thats made me love life a little bit more on the days I spend w her :3

I have an L desk in my office and I spontaneously renovated the half under the vanity as a large guinea pig apartment. It’s super easy to open up for free roam time and it’s gotten a lot of popcorns so far :,) happy fur mama

I promise they do not lmao

Just saying If you’re looking for a live action TV show, based on a book series from the 90s, by an island nation based author, w/ Magic powers, & has been adapted but is looking to update for new audiences. But instead of a terf, has an author that includes multiple beloved trans characters……

I know I type like a fortune cookie at times but it’s mainly bc I’m reflecting over situations where I’ve watched people Ive cared about choose cruelty and anger and it just makes me sad for them. I can withstand a lot of mistakes before I walk away and even then, it’s in pity for refusing love

Lost something important this morning, walked up to get salad stuff and it rained the day I think it’s warm enough for no coat Do I try my luck eating a salad I might be allergic to, so I can round out a full shit day or cut my losses now

Found out that your mouth isn’t supposed to tingle when you eat arugula And I found out the itchy bumps I’ve been getting my whole life are probably hives lmao This will not stop me from eating it. Will be picking up lotion tomorrow to eat my salad 😌

Watched my best friend do the wildest thing on her first playthru of Dispatch

#powercouple #johncena #luhverzzz

I avoided dispatch so hard I didn’t know PRISM WAS THOT SQUAD I started screaming getting the end of the episodes oh my god

Yeah call me a cunt before you call me by my government name thank you

Soma fucked me up in such a beautiful way

I love breaking a game by accident its my FAVORITE THING TO DO

I forgot I have a signal account, if you’ve got my personal cell #, you can find it and bother me there :) I’ve got the screen name for a few mutuals but I’m nervous to post my username publicly lmao

The “catch a print” video is funny to me, not bc imma go out of my way to look at someone’s dicksize But it WILL make all of the worst people even more insecure and that… brings me occasional joy :)

I was VC w my friend and I showed her some of my confrontation letters that I’ve written over the years and i laughed that I never had a reason to send her one, in the 16 years we’ve been close And then my partner goes, “yeah bc good friends apologize and listen the first time” And it’s so true.

Mick Foley quit the WWE to post social media videos reminding us to hold the administration accountable for their crimes against immigrants.

This is gonna seem wild coming from me Live action one piece has me shipping zoro and sanji w nami vs each other and I can’t believe I’m saying that. Head over heels w Usopp for the second season in a row tho 🫦

If someone isn’t putting their morals at the door, they’re hiding them in a closet of skeletons

I’ve never used tik tok shop but anytime i accidentally swipe over it gives me the most unhinged shit and there’s always a RANDOM SEARCH ALREADY POPULATED

Wanna see my fav gif of me Real unedited pic of mine from a few years ago btw 💜

Love the rare occurrence when my partner lets me put him in tik toks