My kingdom of platonic tongue kissing

BABY CROW IN THE YARD IT IS MY TIME

It took 2 days but my partner and I got to the “end” of blue prince And now we’re going back to 100% it lmao

Spicier content than normal

Ya girl drank heavier than normal yesterday, and I legit got alcohol withdrawl symptoms I could not stop vomiting, not an exaggeration. I am a power puker, I can handle upchucking. But this was unending. Lost feeling in my LIMBS I had 4 drinks over the course of several hours. I’m chill now

Up to puppy girl activities

My best friend is at a tigers game and two of the players have our last names and they’re next to each other on the board And she sends me a pic of it saying you and me forever :,)

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Kingdom hearts 4 news, I am unwell thank you

My Trumper inlaw is tellin us how she got called a bootlicker and a pick me She’s in her 60s This is on HOA fb group Crying having to explain

Came to the pool and the first thing I did was save a baby mole from drowning :,)

That sinking town song is just Japanese marina and the diamonds to me

GUILD WARS 3 I WILL BE INSIDE YOU

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures

GOOD.

Give me the Bancho cooking mama game RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Happy Pride to trans-inclusive queers only.

Was struggling to beata game in Frostpunk bc I always prioritized everyone living vs advancing tech quickly and I guess thats hard mode LMAOOOO

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Bout time my service was recognized

What id give to chew on those cake pieces rn

Stardewcosplaycoming Also I love Linus do NOT think I’m disrespecting my boy

My fiance and I have never mixed personal friend groups before- Last night we went on a triple date. And his best friends wife, my best friend, and I, talked about smut and mpreg for 2/3 of the night IVE BEEN DYING FOR ALL OF US GIRLIES TO HE TOGETHER AHAHAHAHAH

You guys have no idea how big a grin I had watching starlight verbal demolish The Deep in the Boys. Savored every moment of the scene. Seeing everything catch up with him was actually all I needed outta this finale lmaooo

My friends husband wanted to give me a Kandi bracelet that said “I love drinking” and my friends like noooo that’s meaaaaan for her first one Had to break it to her it’d be my second one, bc I got this one:

sorry I like broken men and angry women idk

I have a group chat w my partner and my bestie + her husband that we used to plan comic con and now I use it to subtly text topics both our dudes like so they become besties too lmao It’ll influence them to move out our way 😌

Let me put you on the best flavor in existence

We’ve marathoned AoT this weekend bc my fiance never finished it God I loved this show sm

Kit Harrington pulled up to us in line and saved us $200 from saying hello And I’m dressed as a fem puppy Sanji I’ll kms

I need to gain 30 lbs in my ass stat. every time i see this pic i look at my butt and sigh

Not my fiance telling me he personally knows someone who worked on the potter musicals???

Super mega foxy awesome hot is the most millennial thing about me

i weelly liek vampia cwalerz

Hinata has a lavender motif bc that’s the marriage she has with her husband 💜

I watch Talladega Nights like it’s a family home video

Someone set the Cobo Center on fire oh my god (Huntington Place for new gen)

I swear to god it’s so embarrassing to be pasty with ignorant fucks spewing garbage like this Way to personify white fragility you weirdo Calling people pale is not the same as slurs ya freak

At a Mexican restaurant and the pales are saying the salsa is too spicy. “They do that so we eat less, bad business” I’m in hell it’s jalapeno

Woke up w heartburn so bad that I needed pepto AND tums. I’m haggard

The fit I put on when I woo the ladies

Top 3 worst people that have tried to fuck me, no particular order: •A boss I had at 19 that stalked me for a decade •The father of a guitarist I’d been following since I was 14 (in front of his wife and son) •My cousin on my 18th birthday… at an event that also celebrated his mother’s birthday.

Hello fellow degenerates, please witness beauty and grace in human form

Had to drive by an old friend I know longer fuck with’s place and saw annoying construction outside her building It’s the little things that make me smile :)

My best friend who won’t let me hug her digging thru our grade school stuff:

Save my fav bird today for some snuggles

To be seen is to be loved

yall think i could sell feet pix

Atomicrops is fun af