Me: Im a big girl My gf: is that what your boss said when he was changing your diaper?

So I was talking to Dom (@compass1.bsky.social) and I was saying I'm not good at blow jobs and he said I should get this cute girl I have been crushing on 'because apparently she's really good at it, (@babcrow.bsky.social) to teach me how to do it well. THEN HE @ed HER IN OUR GROUP CHAT!! 😵‍💫

A new parody song?! When will Sophie just release an album already? (Also, special thanks to Pirate Crow who did an incredible cover of the theme song! 💜) share.transistor.fm/s/f2d292c3

It's our 6th anniversary! Join Sophie & Chloe as they dive into the complicated realm of romantic relationships and how they interact with ageplay. ^_^ share.transistor.fm/s/a142d2c1

You insisted you were a big girl. That you were there to look after the baby. That you could keep your panties dry. That obviously didn't happen, as evidenced by the soaked undies I snipped off your hips. But I'm kind, and I'm no thief. You'll get your panties back, hun.

Me last year: gdi fuck spiro why do i have to pee so much Me this year: uwu my bladder is so tiny >///< Me X years from now, in a diaper no pants and sunglasses: thank fuck for spiro, I pee so much