There’s nothing on earth more delicious than a perfectly ripened, juicy piece of mango Unfortunately, the mango I had today was partially ripened slightly bitter tasting greenish garbage

I guess the only difference between America is fall into fascism and Germany’s fall into fascism is we have the internet to tell us exactly how it’s happening

I just hope I get to be an agent when I’m uploaded into the datacenter powered matrix

Therapist: do you ever talk to yourself? Me: no Therapist: do you ever use Bluesky? Me: sometimes Therapist: OK so you do talk to yourself Me: oh yeah, I guess sometimes I do

I still remember when certain folks were cheering for capitalism to be deregulated And now those same people are crying about how unfair the economy is Like, yeah, that’s what the regulations were for #FAFO

The Supreme Court says he can do whatever he wants to do But unfortunately, Epstein files is literally the one thing he can’t do He really wants to do it, but he just can’t do it. Obama.

What are the chances Donald Trump tries the nuke the forest fires? The odds are certainly not zero. Just look at that wind. Be just like blowing out a big birthday candle. Oh god, this is how his brain works, isn’t it?

Americans: pfft, idc about fascism. Doesn’t really concern me Also Americans: oh my god, Steph Curry stopped wearing Under Armours and is now wearing Nikes. My life has fundamentally changed

I will never forgive Democrats for fumbling the shutdown Apparently, most Democrats already forgot Very excited about Trump failing so we can maybe get yet another shitbrain corporate Democrat in Starting to think a lot of these accounts are ran by lobbyist groups

Corporations from Asia come over to America to exploit our cheap labor and weak worker protections I guess it’s true — what goes around, comes around youtu.be/OKgurZ0CRDE?...

Bluesky: hello we are social media Also Bluesky: pressing like button costs 2 thousand dollars Me: OK kind of seems like you don’t want people to engage with one another

Speaking of orange. Dope pic

Find someone that loves you as much as Pam Bondi loves Donald Trump‘s old sweaty sagging orange sack

Can AOC kindly show Chuck Schumer’s old out of touch ass to the door? It seems like that’s a seat she could easily take.

Huh. Trump dropped the tariffs on coffee, beef, and tropical fruit to LOWER PRICES. I thought other countries paid for those?

Russia can only dream of being as corrupt as America democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...

gives dems an excuse to get nothing done when they have power They get stuff done, but nothing remarkable in the way of helping working class Min wage, universal healthcare, etc are all impossible with the filibuster. And most of these old gooner democrats want it that way We’re being played

I really like Bernie Sanders’ elder statesman era. Unlike too many older politicians who cling to power and perpetuate an outdated political culture, Bernie is actively mentoring the next generation of progressive leaders before he retires. It’s how it should be. And it’s working.

The golden pedophile: gold paint? never heard of it youtu.be/8l8tp76Cet8?...

Here’s what happened: Democrats shut the government down to win points so they could win elections across the country And once that happened, they went right back to the regularly scheduled programming of not giving a fuck about anyone

“sorry y’all, no time for extra lies today”

Time to swear in Adelita Grijalva, let her cast the final vote to release the Epstein files!

Thing is, $1 trillion sounds like a lot, but you have to consider that, after taxes, it's going to be $2 trillion.

It’s time to realize that Democrats will not save us from fascism. If this country doesn’t turn into France with the protesting, we are totally fucked. And since most of us know that won’t happen, yeah, we’re totally fucked.

TRUMP ON WEDNESDAY: "Voters blame Republicans for the shutdown." DEMOCRATS ON SUNDAY: "We must sacrifice ANYTHING to stop the shutdown!!!"

Can’t wait until I have to start age verification for every app I download. So happy to live in a high freedom, small government state like Texas! 😊 Oh wait, it’s almost like that’s complete marketing bullshit. The reality is Texas is a bureaucratically overbearing, grossly underfunded joke.

Capitalism seemingly has but one conclusion — greed-induced incompetence youtu.be/WovIxOpnoOM?...

bcos it's not true. i understand what you ppl are saying but it's fucking stupid. voting for candidates who CONSTANTLY capitulate to the right is how we ended up with trump. every single time dems have moved right to capitulate the republicans have moved even farther right. now there's a nazi pres

this is what 'vote blue no matter who' gets you. stop falling for it. it's a trap. sen. john fetterman ( of course ) sen. dick durbin sen. jacky rosen sen. catherine cortez masto sen. maggie hassan sen. tim kaine sen. jeanne shaheen throw eggs, if you can afford them, at chuck schumer

So the Democrats shut down the government for over a month to get … checks notes … absolutely nothing? Why do I vote for these fucking clowns?

“With great power comes a bunch of greed-driven assholes” - Uncle Ben to Peter Parker, just before he died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail

It’s like Trump wants to go to hell

Things are fine.

Title of this article reminded me that Chuck Schumer made up an entire working class family with a backstory just to make himself seem relatable prospect.org/2025/11/06/c...

America: I am richest country in whole world 😊 Same America: sorry fam, I literally can’t afford to do anything 😮 I’m starting to think America isn’t anywhere near as rich as it’s saying

It’s literally so easy to boycott Starbucks

Trump is right now talking about blowing up the health insurance industry And instead of getting in a room with him and explaining how amazing for everyone universal healthcare would be, Democrats are gonna pound the ground and cry out how amazing health insurance corporation subsidies are WTF

I know Democrats are not sitting there defending health insurance corporations right now This timeline is fucking bonkers If you are defending health insurance corporations, you are not on the left

Oh, so he has wax ears Well that explains the rapid healing after one of his supporters shot him

I love karma

Looks like GTA 6 was delayed because Rockstar had to union bust Fuck that game

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And GTA 6 is delayed again Asteroid now, please

Apple may be fascist supporting swine But at least they added some pretty colors to their logo in the latest iOS update

Democrats need to stop fucking around with health insurance subsidies & talk Trump into passing universal healthcare He already floated the idea himself “why can’t we just put everybody on Medicare?” Donald Trump said that. And democrats didn’t bite because most of them don’t wanna pass it either

I don’t think America has ever seen such buyers remorse in one election cycle 🤣

Zohran Mamdani! 🥳

I can’t believe there’s people out there talking like we need to settle for the lesser of two evils We’re a year out from a midterm and people are already willing to settle for garbage Democrats need a massive reset, so hopefully there’s some banger primary candidates to vote for