The Melania moving is failing at the box office because of the electoral college

Why does the American flag out in the wild feel like hate speech right now?

TLOAS is Midnights giving Reputation an edible. She’s petty but she’s being chill about it. #taylorswift #tloas #lifeofashowgirl

@eviluno.bsky.social @mysterywrestling.bsky.social telling me they drove around with my cardboard cutout for a weekend and took it to Costco ☠️ I don’t even have a Costco membership

#AEWallIn @refaubrey.bsky.social dream come true #kisssigngirl #wrestlesky @aewontv.bsky.social @nailsandny.bsky.social @mysterywrestling.bsky.social

Oh hey KISS sign girl in her @pridestylepro.com swag at @mysterywrestling.bsky.social #WorldsLongestMatch #FuckCancer @lipstickinlv.bsky.social @eviluno.bsky.social

I’m back! #wrestlesky #kiss #KissSign #aewdynamite #aewcollision @aewdynamite.bsky.social @aewontv.bsky.social

DIY wedding ideas are trending we’re so fucked #recession

This is the gasolina remix of Glow On and my ADHD ass loved it #turnstile #neverenough

Do I get VIP entry with my #uno tattoo? #mattel www.forbes.com/sites/joanve...

This grown ass man just said dry hump in a literal context 😂 #secretwivesofmormonwives #momtok

I will not be taking further questions at this time. @mynameisgraham.bsky.social 💙

I finally have an EA! It’s the male CEO of my company because male customers refuse to acknowledge I’m the technical one so they email him and he triages to me but it feels cool to have an assistant.

The genius who decided the grocery parking lot would slope upwards as you leave with a full cart with one functional wheel…

I price my consulting time based on the reliable Tech Bro Tax Formula: $100 for every 1mg of Lexapro you cause me.

Alien vs Predator 🔊

Honestly tho WHERE WAS THE FOOD

Travis Scott x WWE partnership feels like Satan x Hitler

Left my sign at Graphouse. Was not disappointed. #wrestlesky #kiss

End the Man Bun Monologue #wrestlesky #wrestlemania

@whatculturewwe.bsky.social repping #ladiesnight #wrestlesky @mynameisgraham.bsky.social

@whatculturewwe.bsky.social in Vegas! @simonmiller316.bsky.social #wrestlesky

Getting ready for @pridestylepro.com #wrestlesky #kiss

ALICE! What an incredible all women’s event at Las Reinas last night! #wrestlesky #teamalice

I’ve never been so conflicted in my life #wrestlesky #teambrynn #teamalice @pridestylepro.com

Repost with your favorite #AEW Live Photo @aewontv.bsky.social

Wrestling is just violent drag and I’m here for it #wrestlsky

She ate a keychain with both of their faces on it 🙄

If you are over 6’5” and you stand in the front row of an event it’s a hate crime

Holy shit Adam Cole @aewontv.bsky.social #aewcollision #wrestlesky

@sammystyleguevara.bsky.social bringing it #aewcollision @aewontv.bsky.social #wrestlesky

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@whatculturewwe.bsky.social see you tonight on #aewcollision

Getting ready for @aewontv.bsky.social LV today! #kiss #wrestlesky #aewcollision

This season of LIB is so boring they had to show clips of past seasons as the reunion #loveisblind #netflix

Say Cheez

Benito saw a c*bertruck

This is exactly why I do what I do. Egomaniac billionaire CEOs not understanding who does the real work and cutting them just to realize they fucked up when everything falls apart.

Who knew a kiss 💋 sign would be so popular on #wrestlesky #aewdynamite #aew I’m blushing y’all

That’s me 😂 #aewdynamite #kiss

@aewdynamite.bsky.social First timers on the left, pro fans @grahamkahr.bsky.social and @lipstickinlv.bsky.social on the right. All here for the show in Oceanside. Woooooo!

@truthmagnum.bsky.social spotted!

Graphouse Saturdays are the best Saturdays. Thanks for coming @effylives.com! #wrestlesky

I only travel to red states to see @cliffdiver.bsky.social (But I smuggle Plan B in for the locals)

He did this at Tesla. People spent more time writing nonsense than doing their jobs.

Get a partner who looks at you like Belle (Hungry. Tired of your shit. Maybe wants to cuddle)

I don't think we're talking enough about the fact that the pressure to remove DEI from science means women die.

Definitely did not get dinner

They’re using the same tech as limewire over at Apple