hot take: charmeleon > charizard

HAHA 67 HAHA anyways, come eat my man tits :3

Uuuh. . . E-Eheh. . . S-Squeak~? 🧀🐭🧀 (Tysm Cavendish)

*ZZZAP!*

“I want him to fuck me up” is boring “I want him to reverse bear trap me with his ass cheeks” is unique

It's in the way that you move, it's in the way that you breathe. We're inside your head, and we will never leave. All the hungry eyes, all the weak and blind, dreaming sinister thoughts within the Sinister Minds! Other bear is @zenixwolf.bsky.social 🎨 @carne.bsky.social

ITS #worldotterday SO GO “APPRECIATE” YOUR LOCAL OTTER UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL~ hubby bubby @alecdewott.bsky.social will be smothered all day and will be never seen again~ >:3 Artists: @mrcharmeleon.bsky.social & @tompossum.bsky.social

I decided it was time to give in to my primal desires and become a wolf~ Wolf Alec is now real Ref sheet done by the amazing @tompossum.bsky.social

BHUUUUUOORP... Hmmmm *Picks teeth, hand patting gut* *HIC!* Mmmhmm love me a heaping helping of gator jerky... found these UUURP these two just wandering in the forest... BHUuuurp they're *pat pat* gonna be stuck a while... already *HIC* been a few since crawling into the hammock 😮‍💨

Oh the fracking? @zenixwolf.bsky.social

@zenixwolf.bsky.social and @alecdewott.bsky.social, are good buddies that have grown into an adorable duo. They are trying to move together due to struggles at home. If you would be able to spare a few dollars to help them, it would be greatly appreciated 🥰 gofund.me/af8403277

Here is the link. Once again, we are so grateful for any help gofund.me/ebb7890b9

I’m not a fan of asking for money, I always had a hard time with that. But I love Zenix too much to stand by and hope that things get better. I set up a GoFundMe with the goal of helping Zenix move here and get established. Any amount is extremely helpful and we are both super appreciative

Hey guys, For a while now @zenixwolf.bsky.social and I have been planning on him moving up to Iowa with me, but unfortunately things in his life haven’t been great and we are both in a position where we believe a move needs to happen a lot sooner. Unfortunately, money is very tight for us (1/2)

So what happens when the boss hires too many employees? Not enough food to satisfy the big CEO himself. But thankfully Tecondul has a plan to get himself full and let go of some employees. Gator secretary belongs to @tutzah.bsky.social Art by @chopangigante.bsky.social

I hate this job I hate everyone associated with it I hate my customers I leave work every day an even worse person than before I’m never escaping

POV: You’re @zenixwolf.bsky.social bringing me another Dr Pepper Sketch by @mrcharmeleon.bsky.social

As you can tell, I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my job XD

I’d highly recommend sucking your boyfriend’s boobs

Commission for @zenixwolf.bsky.social Choose your order wisely~ Unless a Venti Wolfy Belly is what you're after~ #vore #belly #ZenixWolf

Y’all are never gonna see me and my bubba boo-boo baby sweetie peetie cutie pootie pie pie ever again~❤️💙♥️💙♥️💙❤️💙❤️💙

Today is @zenixwolf.bsky.social birthday so I decide to treat him to a honeymoon suit…courtesy of @tutzah.bsky.social~ Art by @ronraccoon.bsky.social. Thank you so much, Ron and Tutz for helping with this!

In the corporate world, the workforce is always renewed, since fresh meat—fresh talent—is always better than losing shares. Commission for @cuetz.bsky.social and @tutzah.bsky.social

Personally? As someone with adhd and autism, it’s the idea of the mind going quiet… still… peaceful… numb… Not a care in the world, just happy thoughts, just simplistic bliss.

Hey guys, do you wanna know what’s super fucking easy to do? NOT GROOM MINORS NOT RAPE PEOPLE NOT EXCUSING AND COVERING UP RAPISTS AND PEDOPHILES BEING NORMAL BEING ACTUAL GOOD PEOPLE BEING ACTUAL GOOD PEOPLE

#pjeg #projectedensgarden #edensgarden No yeah that’s great that’s fantastic that’s awesome Another thing that I’ve been looking forward to for years, all down the drain thanks to some child-fucking creep and the horrible individuals who covered it up I just love humanity, I love trust Fuck off

#vore ough

ILUEAHFLBN I'M A BURGER IN HD!?!?

Who doesn't love a nice tasty burger?

#vore #voresky I FUCKING DID IT I DID IT AFTER FIGHTING OVER HALF A DECADE OF SEVERE WRITERS BURNOUT, I FUCKING WROTE SOMETHING! SUCK IT, YOU SHITTY AUTISTIC BRAIN!!! (Path only 1/4 done, but is now available :3)

#vore Apparently, if you’re getting mauled by a bear, you supposed to shove your entire hand down their throat as a last digit attempt at survival. Hello, hi, I’m a bear on the weekends. You should totally do this, I’ll definitely leave you alone, totally won’t just gobble the rest of you up :3

Reason #182738 why I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE people my age :3

Body Dysmorphia SUUUUUUCKS because being big and round is so sexy until you can’t fit in your clothes anymore and now your mind is SCREAMING at you to hit that Starvation + Ozempic wombo combo to go back down to weighing just 200lbs in 5 days /hj

Preds that make you call them “Sir” 👀

I enjoy a good burger

Down the hatch!

ATTENTION ALL GREYMUZZLES!!! *puts on a burger costume* Hey :3 #vore #greymuzzle

Rrfff… Y’all are making me so big and round I swear to god~

Excuse the vague posting, but god damn I wish people who are your friends would actually try to initiate contact. Why am I the one who needs to do this while they have no issue talking with others?

Completely unrelated to the post but GOD I'd love Bear Zenix to be built like that 🥴

Zenix is Bear Zenix, and Bear Zenix is Zenix. They're the same person... Yet they both exist at the same time as individuals... But they're not clones... They're Zenix... I think I need to stop thinking.

Oh an instruction

WereZenix but instead of some traditionally body-builder muscle werewolf, I’m a massive 10ft-12ft tall burly trucker werewolf >:3 (I bet you can’t tell that I’m bored out of my damn mind at work—)

Ok but like… What if a massive burly chunky alley cat just dragged me into the alleyway and I was never seen or heard from ever again?

You know… I never considered the possibility of a big burly chunky hairy daddy bear Sylveon…

I used to think that I could never be a mean pred… Then I got a boyfriend and developed severe cuteness aggression. Now I can’t go five seconds without absolutely SINKING my teeth deep into his neck and/or shoulders and listening to him whimper~ #vore #pred

wawawawaa,,

Aaaaaaaaaand writing burnout is back. That was a lovely 3 days -.- #vore

Y’all ever have that pre-sick feeling late at night, actively feel your body becoming very sick as you try to sleep, and then the next morning…. You’re just completely fine? Sober, btw.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️EEEEE IM NEVER GONNA LET GO OF YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️