people really need to make peace with the fact that letterboxd is not a professional movie review site, it is social media to talk about movies. people are going to make jokes and yes a lot of them will be unfunny, that's social media for ya! get over it

all drugs should be legal

despite having access to nearly every streaming service, still end up spending 80% of my time on tubi because they have a better library than all of 'em

at work yesterday literally 3 different people asked me about Obsession, a movie i saw like 2 months ago lol

crying because I'm finally at a good enough place in life that i can post a picture of a criterion sale haul!!!

continuously thinking about knoxville doing that second take with the bull in jackass. willing to literally put your life on the line for the bit is so beautiful and inspirational to me

went to see jackass best and last. which contains the most unhinged, deranged recitation of the colors of the rainbow. unparalleled cinema

still one of the greatest movies of all time. happy 4th. epstein didn't kill himself

Backrooms is yellow vaporwave

the 4th is a weekend and as a lifelong beach town resident, i rationally know it would be a terrible idea to go to the beach that day, and yet, again as a lifelong beachtown resident, THERE'S A LINE WHERE THE SKY MEETS THE SEA AND IT CAAAAAAAALLLLS MEEEE

i always slightly preferred Viva la Bam over Jackass because I really hated Don Vito (idk why) and it made me happy like 80% of the show was dedicated to torturing him lol

Wound Man but it's Sideshow Bob and all the wounds are rakes

a 13 year old kid talked to me about Backrooms and he said there should be an "A24 World" with rides lmao

the color theory isn't lost on me, with the black and white jerseys pf the Spurs making them look like Star Wars villains, while the friendly bright orange and blue Knicks look like some sort of New York based superhero. like!! that's something!!!

*teeth grinding louder than a starting lawn mower* i'm ... so...happy...for everyone...in New York tonight *tears sharper than lemon juice sting my eyes* it's so...guhhh...human and inspiringgg......

this is just like all those movies where the city of New York itself is a character

huh so weird how this happened right after they elected a socialist

when I was a kid, i had such a strong crush on David Duchovny that i reflexively HATED Agent Doggett when he replaced him. but with each rewatch I've grown to like him more and more and now I'm thoroughly charmed by that guy lol

got it filled in last night. i love having a cool tattoo artist friend

bitches and hos don't exist because the hos know Bo's a feminist

60

Trader Joe's should have longer hours. some of us don't get off work until 8pm!!! and maybe it wouldn't be so crowded all the fucking time if ppl didn't have to rush so much. they should also open earlier!!!

[Law and Order: No Shit Unit] DETECTIVE: [inspecting corpse] this person was murdered

Liberty mutual commercials make me want to put my middle finger up at the teevee

learning that you own 59 t-shirts is very humbling

there's an entire small ecosystem of thirst traps of Matt Paxton from Hoarders on Tiktok

dozed off for literally 3 minutes and had an incredibly detailed dream about q guy named Walter Gonzales and he kept getting free stuff from Walmart well into middle age because he was born inside a Walmart in 1980. he enjoys the benefits his birth rewards him

got tattoo #2 today. tattwo. ignore the bug bite lol

the great thing about AD Skinner as a character is he knows maybe 1% more than Mulder & Scully do about any situation but acts like he is 100% in the loop lol

samara weaving really does look like if Hugo Weaving was a beautiful woman

sometimes i think I'm too judgy but then i find out there's a lady on tiktok making a living as a professional "fidget trader" and SCAMS second graders out of their Needohs and what am i supposed to call that besides DEVILWORK. that's the work of the DEVIL

holyyy shit

i made Nancy and Sluggo in tomodachi life

happy memorial day! epstein didn't kill himself

wtf am i supposed to do with the trophies in Tomodachi Life. can't give 'em away, can't sell 'em, can't put them anywhere. just clogging up my inventory for NO REASON

why can't someone who's good at it try

saw Obsession today! 4 stars. if inde navarrette ever gets botox i will cry hot tears

the boys is ending Wednesday and it has been the most mixed bag of a show since beginning. brilliant cast, incredible ability to build dread, some genuine hype moments. but then everything else SUUUUUCKS, lmfao

fri-day night

I'm sorry but "The Mandalorian and Grogu" is the worst movie time of all time. and I'm not usually a person who succumbs to hype aversion, but goddamn i hate that Glup Shitto motherfucker. i hate his tiny ass! drop kick him onto the sea!!!!!

just watched Send Help. that wacky Sam Raimi shit makes you say "godDAMN i love the movies!!!"

adorable little dummy all tuckered out from trying to fight the curtains earlier

i wish A24 had let Jared work on Tony with Matt 😥

i have a foot massage machine to help with my neuropathy and the other day it slightly pinched my achilles in a very painful way but my neuropathy has been 80% better ever since, so i guess acupuncture works

a new Chotiner would really hit right now

I was wondering why I always seem to get off the mark in my car faster than everybody else when the light changes nowadays, and then I realized it’s almost certainly because I never look at my phone when I’m driving. Which is a little terrifying to contemplate.

hollow earther

fizz free Celsius is so much better than normal. it's about time we bev enthusiasts struck back against the tyranny of carbonation

reggie dinkins is so funny. bobby moynihan has a line delivery in episode 10 that put me in TEARS