a new Chotiner would really hit right now

I was wondering why I always seem to get off the mark in my car faster than everybody else when the light changes nowadays, and then I realized it’s almost certainly because I never look at my phone when I’m driving. Which is a little terrifying to contemplate.

hollow earther

fizz free Celsius is so much better than normal. it's about time we bev enthusiasts struck back against the tyranny of carbonation

reggie dinkins is so funny. bobby moynihan has a line delivery in episode 10 that put me in TEARS

this movie is so beautiful. like if you never had the experience in your late teens/early 20's of riding around with your charming scumbag friends rocking out to the entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody you are missing a FUNDAMENTAL piece of life

happy weed day! epstein didn't kill himself

I'm watching Ishtar and holy fuck Gary Larson was way too nice about this piece of shit

look at this precious angel

The Drama deserves a best sound Oscar tbh

microphone en sousaphone dot vine. ..!

this morning i watched a movie. then this afternoon i went out to the movies. now it's evening and I'm at home watching another movie. life sure is grand💕

honestly what Alana Haim did was way worse imo

had the theater completely to myself for The Drama lol

claiming to be a Kinsey 7 yet you live in a bi-ome...curious

There are funnier Ice T posts but I always find myself spiritually connected with this one

if JD Vance doesn't get excommunicated then what was even the point of having a pope from Chicago

do you guys remember that time a woman came forward who said Sandra Bullock was a bully that threw an apple at her in fifth grade

going to a hardcore show and only doing the ladidadidadadida dance from the testament of ann lee

i don't think The Dark Knight was a good movie

a band called Nirvana, you say?

just got algo'd a Dean Martin/Jerry Lewis doomed yaoi edit. built my fyp BRICK BY BRICK

it may be considered soyllenial cringe to use gif replies in this day and age, but if you do it right you can get people arguing with Tim Robinson sketches and Disney's Robin Hood

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!?

colored my deviled eggs for Easter. epstein didn't kill himself

HAPPY EASTER! WHOOP THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy Easter! Epstein didn't kill himself

Darmok and Jalad! At the Disco

"mid" being coined as "bad" has lobotomized so many people

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins is really funny, and I'm enamored with the detail that the documentary director(DanRad) is a character in the show, pretty unique for mockumentary style teevee

Backrooms trailer looks good, and unlike some others i genuinely don't feel any jealousy or resentment about a teenager directing it. Backrooms is a zoomer meme, I'm okay with zoomers handling that story

got a new toy

for a while a physical model of a company name turning into a motion graphic was the coolest thing an advertiser could possibly imagine

hey guys check out this sweet tattoo i got

Portlandia playing in the tattoo shop lol

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GREGG TURKINGTON WAS ALMOST IN NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE AND HAD TO CANCEL TWO(2)! DAYS!! ! ?! BEFORE FLYING OUT TO FILM?!!!???!?! WHAAAAT! DO YOU MEEEEAAAN????!

maybe I'll just get really into sports betting

can someone send me $1300 real quick please. there is something really stupid i want to buy

getting my FIRST TATTOO EVER on Saturday from one of my BEST FRIENDS and i am SO EXCITED!!

i don't think I'll ever be able to bring myself to genuinely use the word "lowkirkenuinely." i can't do it. I'm just too millennially earnest

when your lowball offer gets accepted on ebay

Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

SOMETIMES JUSTICE IS DONE!!!

it's blowing up on tiktok and those piggies are gonna get humiliated all over again lmao

get you a man who looks at you the way Ed Harris looks at Amy Madigan when she wins an Oscar

more like One Oscar After Another. ay--ooohhhh!

Michael b. Jordan first Naruto fan to win an Oscar

in a twist: F1 for Best Picture