The one bird i never desire to see irl: wood stork

Linen closet with perpetual cloud of daggers inside

I goober

I'm so unbelievably sleepy

Pleased to announce I will be annoying again

I am returning to crab

barks

Proud to announce I am simply being puppeted by bacteria

My mutuals know the exact second I am on this app. I like everything

I've once again been tricked into going to the er. I dont wanna be here >:(

Girlie pop sparkly skeleton

I should art

Leftists try not to infight challenge

I HAVE A HUMAN CENTIPEXE JOKE BUT I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORD IT HELP

Yall ever just cry a lil

I'm so sleepy I wanna take a nap so bad

Fed Ex just leave my package at my door PLEASE

Very good day to get my first set of nerve blocks bc I am symptomatic as hell

NERVE BLOCK DAY DING DING DING YIPPEEEE

Chat I know one other disabled person irl and I can't find more. Where are they hiding??

One day I'm gonna do ur mom

Okay hear me out:

UTI stands for U - oof T - ouch owie I - my urethra

I need to remember I can be annoying on here

ACHOO

I love my cat

They should make a vape for your assedhole

Real talk: getting told you are going to have to catheterize yourself twice a day indefinitely is...... just a lot? I wasn't even expecting that to be in the realm of possibilities yesterday. Now it might be the rest of my life.

I have so many questions I wish I would have asked at my appointment. From what I understood though, I have very little function of my bladder left. Idk if it's something I can regain, but the next step is to do sacral neuromodulation. I'm tired.

It was 3 hours long in total. Got bad news too. Gorb sad.

There is a balloon up Gorbs butt

Still testing. Chat this sucks

I hate waiting when I'm anxious 😭

In the waiting room 😭 gonna die

Yall this test is 2 hours long I'm scared hold me

TEN MINUTES TEN MINUTES TEN MINUTES

They said to arrive with a "comfortably" full bladder. I have overshot this I fear. Pray for me brethren.

Can I ask the nurses if I can live post my test?

TWO HOURS TWO HOURS TWO HOURS TWO HOURS TWO HOURS

I need to sleep but I'm too anxious. Even sudoku isn't lulling me to sleep. Maybe I'll try chess.

Chat I'm so anxious I'm nauseous. I don't wanna get violated by doctors tomorrow 😭

I rlly hope I can get a kiss from one of my fave friends tomorrow. I'll need it

I AM SO SCARED FOR A TEST GORB IS FREAKING OUT

I have a joke to tell but it may take 3 business days to compose

Just found out woodchucks and groundhogs are the same thing. My whole life has been changed

I wanna kiss someone again

Really struggling to come to terms with my body right now

Where are my kidneys

Eat my mosquito bites please

Anyone ever read that one book about the