Geno. Grand Slam. Pandemonium. #GOMS

Moment Seized. ✅ #GOMS

Good. Vibes. Only. :)

Ok fine. I’ll make the sacrifice and attend Game 5.

Why is this series going exactly like the online sports books would have designed it?

DAN

Is anybody hosting an M’s watching party where nobody talks during game play and the radio is synced perfectly to the video? Anyone?

Less than two months later and not only have the wheels fallen completely off, but we’re fully ablaze, flying down the tracks of fascism at 180 mph towards the cliff. Oh and the brakes are toast.

First rule of Game 3 is We. Don’t. Speak. Of. Game. 3.

A ten-run lead in Canadian is only like 6.5 runs really, soooo

It’s been fun but Humpy, back of the pack again!

Never do another mid game interview again Dan. Ever.

Championship

Oh nothing, just stocking up like a crazed prepper for the start of the general strikes. Don’t mind me.

Oh my heart for Appalachia Oh my heart for E.S.R.

If MLB isn’t going to have a real salary cap, then in the playoffs there should be a “runner on second” reward for the small market teams in the 7th, 8th, and 9th innings.

Saturday the 18th: Wearing M’s WS gear and protesting absolutely everything else. 🔥

When jokes are only for yourself. Best “Twelfth” album ever made. Duh.

Imagine these guys with even a little bit of rest.

These Blue Jay relievers are the whitest MFs

He might be Vargas. But he’s OUR Vargas !

Is this Ump on the metric system? 🇨🇦

Cal, Julio, Polanco is murders’ row ‘25

Let’s Go M’s! Misappropriate that Win!

Canadians booing is so cute.

Big Dumper eh?! 🇨🇦

It’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine

Playing baseball inside of domes is stupid. #GOMS

The thing that is most devastating to me about the ongoing evisceration of the public health infrastructure in the U.S right is how little awareness of what's going on the majority of people in the general public have and the impact this will have on their health and safety.

Walter!

Good Vibes Only

Saturday morning mood: Maybe my favorite song of all time, John F’n Moreland. “Oh, did you hear the Devil laughin’ From the Ambulance passin’ Or was that just my troubled mind?”

GOMS

If the ALDS goes to Game 5, I expect to find this stuck t-shirt parachute still at T-Mobile. #DontMessWithAWinStreak

Saturday Mailbag #NobodysGirl

Might as well

She warned you MFs. And her too.

Who told me to draft McConkey in the first round anyway? #nobodycaresaboutmyfantasyteam

sorry but all i can think about is Fred and Carrie getting into comical fisticuffs with armed federal agents

Thank you @justwhitney.bsky.social !! Hawks win!

Cardinals uniforms are giving Painter Contractor vibes

OMG. Cal! I’m not crying. You are.

Is this the rapture?

mood: Break these Chains #Ragland

Marked safe from the rapture. Not happy about it either.