Was at my sister’s house and the alarm went off on my dad’s phone which she’s had since he passed. For some reason, he set an alarm for the mornings to go off at 9:08am. He passed away at 9:08am last Tuesday… talk about spooky!

Also while my sister is doing chemo for breast cancer and is not even quite 1/4 of the way through her treatment. 🙃

The one week timeline between your dad needing a chest x-ray and a blood test - to having cancer in his lung, on his kidneys, and on his spine with likely only a couple of months left to live is crazy. Love this for me.

Cleaned out the spare room. Discovered these relics.

Love how Swifties have been begging for something new for MONTHS and Taylor’s literally just gone “lol nope but you can listen to all my old stuff again”. And being Swifties, we’re obviously eating it up 🤣🤡

I hope this very forward thinking gentleman got home with a dry head and dry feet. I really wanted to ask why he had 3 produce paper bags handy.

Went to the Black Ferns game this afternoon and within 15 minutes before leaving the house we skulled 4.4 standard 6% drinks each. Half a can of an espresso martini and 2 Hard Rated cans. Was a fun first half 🤪

Just sent a Very Scary Email and now I’m dreading work tomorrow 😬

Applied for a role internally at work a few months ago. Had to chase the hiring manager at the time only to find out they’d decided on external candidates without even giving me an interview (due to experience apparently). One of the new hires just got let go within their 90 day trial.

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!

Just walked past a car stuck in traffic and the lady was blasting the Macarena at 7:20am. We love that for her 💪💃

Self loathing is quite exhausting.

Can someone please explain to me how this clue works? My brain isn’t understanding what letters need to be changed or how it relates to the other clues… soz for the spoiler if you do the NYT mini.

Just had a super bright flash of lightning followed by the loudest/strongest thunder I’ve ever experienced right over our house ⛈️

I’ve been really stuck in my head these last few days and really struggling to escape the bad voices in there.

Beers

Went for a run on the treadmill this evening and maxed my heart rate out at 208bpm 😮‍💨🥵

I have a bad case of RSI at the moment - definitely the worst I’ve experienced. Usually it’ll only last a day with pain and then ease but this has been almost a week now and I’m scared it’s never gonna go away.

Wondering if the guy in the hotel across from my office knows that 2 full office building across the road can see him standing naked in the window 🫣

The Wynyard Quarter bridge is ~almost~ back in action!

Support the Hīkoi!

Rugby is by far the gayest sport and by that I mean the most homosexual. The bum taps, the back arches, the sweaty men rolling around with each other.

For those backwards scrollers like me, there’s @skeetsapp.com! Very happy to have stumbled across this.

BlueSky is giving me 2012 Twitter vibes and I’m here for it tbh.

If someone could develop an app where I can log into my Twitter and my BlueSky and see everything all in one place so I don’t miss anything, that would be grand.

Name: Joel Pronouns: he/him Location: Tāmaki Makaurau, NZ Interests: Taylor Swift, gym, Disney, tequila, @thisiscorey.bsky.social Vocation: Pretending to enjoy talking to people on the phone

send it to Te Papa

1. Tautoko Willie Jackson for standing by his words and refusing to withdraw and apologise 2. Tautoko Hana for starting the haka. A strong wāhine in the making 💪 3. Imagine saying “the ringing of the bells” with a straight face as if that’s a normal thing. 😂

I always did Twitter backwards and scrolled through my timeline from oldest to newest. Is there a way to do that here…?

Love getting threatened at 9:30am on a Wednesday. Great start to the day!

Repost with a pic of you and your age. 29

Oh hi! 👋