my tip jar is as dry as the desert, so is my coochie. I'd really love to get closer to my tip goal this #sexworkersaturday 🫶🏻 help a wheelchair baddie out #sws #mutualaid

John kellog would be rolling in his grave if he knew a freaky pervert like me was enjoying his plain corn flakes

Don’t interrupt him on his smoke break #sketch #procreate #wipart #furryart #transart #queerart #wolfart #wolfoc #werewolf

Phone calls...

Tiktaalik what’s uuupppp 🎉🎉🎉

It’s ScissorSaturday go scissor a hot tranny. It’s me I’m the hot tranny

I don’t believe in god but I like the idea of an all powerful interdimensional being taking me under their wing as you would adopt a stray cat. Being held in the palm of something so much greater and being met with softness and care instead of disdain.

Benggwigwishingasuchus! definitely didnt took me embarrasingly long to learn how to spell that i really think this lil guy was facultatively bipedal

clicker training my boyfriend but not for anything sexual just to get me a coke from the fridge

Thinking about hairy men with cunts,,,drooling

I need to be tied up and eaten out till I’m overstimulated and sobbing it will fix me I promise

Learn some manners, pup!!!

You don’t always have to fix things to be worthy of love, pup.

Where is your tongue, pup? Hm?

i got big tits bc my heart is so big

Ugh need a woman taller and stronger than me to force my face between her legs I mean whattt

“no one wants to work anymore” damn right if i could sit by the beach bathing in the sun and eating fruit every day with my singular precious life i would

I think about this a lot 😵‍💫

The thought of giving someone head and then licking their precum/wetness up and kissing them with it after…😵‍💫

did u guys know I'm evil

bringing your weird easily excited coyote to the get together.. hope it doesn't mind getting a helping paw in front of all these animals

I really need to get wrist braces cause I wake up with horrible wrist pain and numb fingers because I sleep with them bent weird😭 does not help the carpal tunnel at all

Wife that puts a shock collar that triggers when puppy doomscrolls for longer than 5 minutes

I’m realizing now that the gyno I went to was way too touchy (it wasn’t a physical examination) and I wasn’t uncomfortable at the moment otherwise I would’ve spoken up, but I told my friend about it and realized that was very weird and fucked up like he was caressing my cheek and patting my knee-

Vibrating at frequencies that make me virtually invisible to the naked eye

"this game seems interesting but I'm bad at rhythm games/shmups/fighting games/whatever" you deny your own curiosity out of a fear of not living up to a standard that does not exist to an audience that isn't even watching. you must overcome this to live a full and true life.

My sibling has been treating a squirrel that fell from the ceiling a few days ago and couldn’t move properly, I’ve named him Tibi after Traumatic brain injury

Magnapinna,,,, theyre such little guys go watch him swim youtu.be/7UvSF6t3zQg

"I'm glad they finally censored thing I don't like haha" Guess what, thing you like comes next.

I’m horny for biscoff tres leches right now

I wish I could like just insert a cable into my brain and learn all the knowledge ever on any topic I like and I remeber them forever

If you can’t handle me at my Cambrian posting you don’t deserve me at my tits out horny posting

I’m gonna cry

I just thought of isopods and got really emotional

what you see before i. Get You

Cinnamon chai,,,,

intense character building through sex and intimacy. how they fuck DOES matter.

reposting yourself is the equivalent of saying the joke you just told twice as loud because no one laughed the first time they heard it. this is good and right and you should do it

finished experimental commission ! #art #oc

Some Dragon training hoods...

I can’t believe it’s may already Jesus fuck

Spamming my frend and siblings chats with stickers cause I want attention but no one is giving me attention 😔😔😔 what is a poor puppy to do

Val is fronting after a looong absence and despite bug’s assholish tendencies it’s nice to have him around again

Nipple covers are a lifeline to a puppy that hates bras with a passion, cause usually I go bra less but then my nipples be staring people directly in the eyes