while I'm sonicposting, it's so tragic we lost this little eggslut in the company baton pass

putting on a rubber, call that a Surge Protector

while I'm sonicposting, it's so tragic we lost this little eggslut in the company baton pass

Sega Editorial Mandates like "Sonic is not allowed to show extreme emotional distress and/or cry when he cums"

putting on a rubber, call that a Surge Protector

Wuk Lamat joining the prestigious "Pom did you fuck my dad DID YOU FUCK MY DAD" club

Alphinaud and Alisaie simultaneously realizing they left Pom unsupervised in the same room as their mom

making all of you look at my opportunistic nudist Lalafell GILF

Wuk Lamat joining the prestigious "Pom did you fuck my dad DID YOU FUCK MY DAD" club

I'm still out here shipping Sonic and Surge in an extremely normal way

It's genuinely really funny that they just gave up having ages for Sonic characters. Probably for the best

blasting a girl with the KILL SONIC tapes 23 hours a day and creating the most psychosexually broken creature of all time

December's Hell Tyrant prompts are up for all patrons! This month's freebie: Horny Little Guys just sort of tend to idly spawn around Mercury whenever they're not busy ~ patreon.com/posts/149566049 ~

anyway despite the godiva censoring they are completely featureless under there and unpleasantly cold to the touch

December's Hell Tyrant prompts are up for all patrons! This month's freebie: Horny Little Guys just sort of tend to idly spawn around Mercury whenever they're not busy ~ patreon.com/posts/149566049 ~

extremely good comm of Clover and Coinín I got from @cutiecoffin.bsky.social Clover is the most sweetie baby fairy alive when she's not thinking about sex (0.005% of her existence)

once again commissioned to draw my friend @gold666.bsky.social as a lynx sphinx for the purposes of ruining Ogata's cock and balls for them to hang on their real actual wall for guests to confront

yet another comm 4 my friend @gold666.bsky.social of them as a sphinx forcing Ogata Golden Kamuy to listen to them recite seal facts while on scratching post/petting/jacking off duty

once again commissioned to draw my friend @gold666.bsky.social as a lynx sphinx for the purposes of ruining Ogata's cock and balls for them to hang on their real actual wall for guests to confront

extremely good comm of Clover and Coinín I got from @cutiecoffin.bsky.social Clover is the most sweetie baby fairy alive when she's not thinking about sex (0.005% of her existence)

I didn't "accidentally" double-book dates for the same night, I am going on two dates simultaneously [loudly rips myself in half]

what if we were the clone familiars of a witch and kissed atop our own headless main body 😳😳

man, I've had some previous concerns about commissio's lack of transparency re: whether it gets... any upkeep behind the scenes, but it's been failing to process invoices enough times now that I think it's time to just put my page out to pasture once I finish this current batch of commissions.

Commission for anonymous client - "Ohlau's live alien anatomy seminar" up for all patrons! ~ patreon.com/posts/147582729 ~

Commission for anonymous client - "Ohlau's live alien anatomy seminar" up for all patrons! ~ patreon.com/posts/147582729 ~

A Mellow from @wascie.bsky.social' upcoming Scornhorn project She's...................................... normal! probably!

anyway, [pointing] Coinín

anyway, [pointing] Coinín

my special hell is being attracted to heavyset motherly types but completely repulsed by the way 95% of artists draw anything tagged as "MILF/BBW" like they need to hit a minimum tit and hip size or their bomb collar will go off

speaking of eggs, sometimes I do think it's a real shame some of my funniest jokes are encased in an amber of weird niche porn Oh Well!!

"Stuffy is a practicing Christian" is the funniest spur-of-the-moment design decision I've ever made because you know she wears the suit to church

steal her look

hey gang, guess who's been animating again Please, enjoy Hemi throwing it from side to side to your choice of music. (And of course, there's also a version with her hair down over on the patreon) ~ patreon.com/posts/122861554 ~

Anyway it's been long enough that the Stuffy animation definitely deserves its public release Can you believe this was my second-ever finished animation? because I still kind of can't and I made the fucking thing

[repost] would you still love your mascot girlfriend if she occasionally took off her skin and became an imperfect human being

me and my friends talking about fuckable men

Who is this mysterious friend of Stuffy's.......? And why is it they've never been seen in the same room together........?? Find out next time, in "The Head, Giving,"

Holly taking her boobs out like "Why contain it? s'cool"

Happy New Year! Fuck!! 2025 die forever!!! Despite the lifestyle, Mal DOES like to dress up nice for special occasions (but there's an uncensored dressless version up on the patreon too) ~ patreon.com/posts/147207421 ~

When you wake up early in the morning to troll your daughter at her retail job and you're both lifestyle nudists

I'm working on one for this year that'll go up later today but I'm reposting this again because those cunt motherfuckers never actually restored the original post after mis-flagging it for deletion Happy Nude Deer 2023!!!!!

Happy New Year! Fuck!! 2025 die forever!!! Despite the lifestyle, Mal DOES like to dress up nice for special occasions (but there's an uncensored dressless version up on the patreon too) ~ patreon.com/posts/147207421 ~

November's Hell Tyrant prompts up for all patrons! This month's freebie: Ms. Lin watering her... well, they're not exactly melons, I suppose. Anyway, this one's for the old lady pussy lovers ~ patreon.com/posts/147110865 ~

I'm working on one for this year that'll go up later today but I'm reposting this again because those cunt motherfuckers never actually restored the original post after mis-flagging it for deletion Happy Nude Deer 2023!!!!!

November's Hell Tyrant prompts up for all patrons! This month's freebie: Ms. Lin watering her... well, they're not exactly melons, I suppose. Anyway, this one's for the old lady pussy lovers ~ patreon.com/posts/147110865 ~

Pinup up for all patrons: Gom and Nim find a cool chain lying around, you won't believe what happened next ~ patreon.com/posts/146561408 ~

Me and @momodriller.bsky.social's sweet baby boy has lost limb function very suddenly and is getting worse daily. He needs an MRI and (likely) surgery. It's expensive. We've already spent over $1k and can't afford much more, & he's running out of time. Anything helps, thank you. gofund.me/ba3da64f4

Pinup up for all patrons: Gom and Nim find a cool chain lying around, you won't believe what happened next ~ patreon.com/posts/146561408 ~

I was put on this earth to foster the humiliation of handsome guys under bratty women

I want the most prevailing image of me for people to have to be of a little freak fondly looking at men making miserable orgasm faces through a pair of opera glasses