Update: we just got another three strands, bringing out total harvest to nine. We're rich!

www.maptap.gg April 30 96🔥 99🎯 98🎯 99🎯 97🔥 Final score: 979

I’m going to start writing work emails with this opening phrase now

I would like to make a Hünkar Beğendi pie. How could it go wrong? (It’s a Turkish dish of braised spiced lamb shoulder served on a cheesy smoked eggplant purée. Fit for a sultan.) #MasterchefAU

Lol. Just saw a SSL 9072J for sale in London. £15000. I wonder what the shipping would be like.

Putting the camera on a trampoline seems like a weird choice

Actually, honey, nuts and blue cheese could go well together here #MasterchefAU

Thinking about tossing some Cheerios in herby garlic butter and baking them. #MasterchefAU

Oh no I missed the anniversary yesterday

Just realised I have a a Brendan Nelson wine chiller bag somewhere in the house

A pair of Dolce and Gabbana shoes sized for an infant. We didn’t buy them, someone else did. Due to an exchange rate miscalculation at a shop called The Billionaire’s Club in Dubai my in laws bought my then four-month-old son a pair of shoes for $400.

Oh, that’s a new one. The small tuxedo serial killer sometimes leaves artfully arranged mouse parts on the kitchen floor. This morning the robot vacuum quite artlessly rearranged them all over the place.

Why does the biggest nascar not simply eat the others?

Probably a Georgian restaurant, since nobody will open one here.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Yard work assistant.

Mutt Lange cheated on Shania Twain. People are weird and some of them have way more time and energy than I do

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

Just heard a fighter jet fly overhead. Assumed that it’s an attack run by the Iranian airforce and drove down to Lake Burley-Griffin with the intention of helping injured. What a world we live in.

New fear unlocked

Starting to think we made a mistake with EV test drives. The first one we drove was more expensive but so much better than the others that it's hard to go past. My wife is pretty keen on massage seats but I'm not sure they're actually essential.

Firm agree on these. I’d add Gattaca and Children of Men

[accidentally inventing cheese] wow, no way

There are 90 golf courses in and around Glasgow, which gets 300 days of rain per year

Lots of reviews of the Michael Jackson film include the line "It's bad, it's bad, its really really bad" and I mean I would probably use that line too

Holy fucking shit, I was NOT ready for how hard I'd laugh at this

Share an 80s movie you will always love

Once I figured out that static discharge from the oil column on a chair was causing some electronics to glitch out. The fault only happened when people swapped out of a control room and someone sat down. Good fun.

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Turbo buttons on computers.

Khinkali on masterchef. You absolutely love to see it. #masterchefAU

How the heck did the Russo brothers go from making the slight but amusing Welcome To Collinwood to this flapdoodle?

Bocconcini in 90 minutes? Yeah, nah. #masterchefAU

For sale: Toyota Camry, never dented

When my wife sends a message saying “Get out to the garden NOW. Bring tweezers” I’m not inclined to say no but I rarely know why

IT’S HAPPENING DOT GIF

Kate Winslet

I was in Dublin and I saw a cyclist get taken out by a descending boom gate. He stopped dead, the bike kept going

This is the one where he ends up in a demountable in Arizona blowing up wedding parties

Stephen Maturin would be proud.

Update: this was $33

I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

Off to Fairfield to see the King of Pickles and Spices

J. Edgar Snoozer

Just took my son to the new Mario brothers thing.

If it was good enough for Kubrick it’s good enough for me

TIL the chupacabra myth dates all the way back to… 1995.

Red Right Hand (Dumb and Dumber)