Don't forget to fill in a felt report for the NSW and ACT Earthquake if you felt it. Mag 4.5 - Depth 11km. earthquakes.ga.gov.au/event/ga2026...

Preliminary earthquake details - magnitude 4.2 near Boorowa in southern NSW, about 110km north of Canberra

Saw something on insta people selling pot noodles without all the singe use plastic packaging. Don’t mind the idea. To find out more I will now be googling Naked Asians

I don't know how exactly but he's got to be gaming a betting market here

Observers are describing the current global outlook as 'more unpleasant than trying to put undies on with muddy feet'

This is how I access bluesky

I thought he was already dead but that was the other awful Ian who got murdered in prison.

Belco getting a fair soaking at the moment.

I write a blog post that went viral in Azerbaijan once

Just opened a wheel of havarti I made just after the new year and I am pleased to report that it is mild, nutty and elastic.

Just went poking around a few showrooms looking at EVs. Bit disappointed with the EV3 but the BYDs feel a lot better. VW nearly there but for some daft UI choices. Quite intrigued by a lowish km EV6 for $39k…

Slightly adjust my username for funsies.

I just heard the following exchange, which was between a Australian-Vietnamese woman and an anglo bloke: Her: I was actually born on a boat between Vietnam and Malaysia Him: Nice, were your parents on holiday or something?

I've got a feeling, I've got a bit of an inkling, this is gonna be one of those days

No Pata Negra for you!

I don't think this is going to reach the audience that needs it most (tradies in Rangers)

Getting the button ready for some posting

Strike while the iron is hot: Old, hard to relate to (who is familar with the metallurgical arts these days?) Rinse the bowl before the weetbix turn into concrete: modern, easy to grasp

Huh. Richard Perle is still alive.

BREAKING: It March

I’ve just a lovely afternoon and evening away from all sources of news. Now to log on and see if I’ve missed anything

Schnitzel? Oh, German katsu.

Me, talking to the 10YO: screentime is bad for you, we're limiting your access Me, going to work: now to spend the day in a small room with 180 separate video screens

If hoopoe birds ever take over then we will be in the Epop Epoch

Apparently today is Edward Gorey's birthday, so let me take the opportunity to say that there are few literary characters with whom I have felt a greater sense of kinship than the Doubtful Guest.

I just found out that this year there is going to be a CANBERRA CHEESE FESTIVAL

Sumo mandarins ftw.

Oh come ON

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

Good thread. This is the real deal if you want to eat the best rice there is.

Emerald Fennell really has the vibe of someone with a hyphenated surname.

A bit later but I still find it funny that following Napoleon’s defeat his brother Joseph lost his title as the king of Spain and moved to New Jersey instead.

Edward Gorey

One Shitpost After Another

What in the tapdancing fuck

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

The sauce tomatoes have arrived.

Dead Goon by Mr Bungle.

I have a powerful urge to get a tattoo of a wombat drawn in the manner of Edward Gorey. There, I said it.

I have just shifted to a new and very different role at work after 23 years in the last one. Two days in and my brain is absolutely cooked but the trajectory is mostly upwards, partly sideways and heavy on the twirling. Now I just need to fit about a year’s worth of training into a fortnight.

The pricing on the Mazda 6e is… Pretty tempting.

I'd totally forgotten about The Smoking Gun.

After doing more or less the same thing at work for more than two decades I a moving to a different role in the organisation. This means that 1. I get to LEARN ALL THE THINGS 2. My new job title is way cooler than the old one

The detention scene is S1E1 of Derry Girls is three minutes of absolutely peerless comedy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2uU...

Thinking about writing a gritty remake of The Lion King where instead of animals in Africa it's the Danish royal family in a big castle

Dmitri Shostakovich saw a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar?!

Roses are red Violets are blue Dante now uses PTPV2

I have chickens. I have yoghurt. I must try this