Belongs on my favourite subreddit, r/shittyfoodporn.

Pleased to report that after thirty years of driving in Canberra I just got breathalysed for the third time.

The best ice cream I’ve ever had was carrot, pistachio and saffron. Casper is on a good track here. #MasterchefAU

www.maptap.gg June 15 100🎯 98🎯 100🎯 95🏆 98🎯 Final score: 977

The Simpsons got cancelled a decade too la- Wait, I’m being handed a note

Wordle 1,822 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The other day I had a dream that I bought a Testarossa and got it done up with the paint job and spoiler kit style of a Walkinshaw VL Group A Commodore. I’m impressed how fucked up an idea that is.

HOOLY DOOLY #soccerroos

catfishing.net #721 - 8/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐟🐈🐈🐟🐈

Wordle 1,821 3/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

We’re still pulling beautiful ripe tomatoes off the vine here in Canberra.

Made a batch of cheese yesterday and the curd took forever to set after I added the rennet and never got as firm as I wanted. I just put the thermometer I used into ice water and it’s reading 23 degrees C. 🤔

My son is a few years off learning to drive yet but my inner old fart still thinks he should learn to drive a manual first. Not sure how realistic that is at this point though.

I’d love to see an influencer doing a video walking around holding one of these

A hairstyle I haven’t seen before: a mullet where the long part at the back is all dreads

Honestly I thought an elephant would piss more

Great news! If you want to pay $1.25 million for a pair of fugly speakers but couldn’t find a pair before now you can buy these.

catfishing.net #718 - 8/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐟 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

Duolingo is sending me incredibly passive agressive emails about why I keep ignoring it, which is mainly because I don't have an account and never have

Number one cat turned 15 today so she had a little cake made of raw beef and pork.

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

catfishing.net #717 - 10/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

Thinking about creating a line of bottled water products where the key selling point is that the water came from tanks with corpses floating in them. Water for REAL MEN.

This is even tackier than the time Leonid Brezhnev hosted a disco party in Red Square

TIL there’s a subreddit for cats that look like Ron Perlman.

Just took my son to the Mangalorian and Gringo movie. It started okay but the last two hours really dragged on

Just saw this near the Pinnacle. Old mate knows a shortcut. #belcopride

Alan Furst’s Night Soldiers.

When I finish work for the day the last thing I do is lift the perspex cover on a chunky red button and press it, shutting down a room full of monitors and turning 180 seperate video feeds black.

catfishing.net #713 - 8/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐟 🐈🐟🐈🐈🐈

www.maptap.gg June 6 97🔥 97🔥 96🏅 98🎯 97🔥 Final score: 971

Oh Damn.

I just remembered the existence of r/idiotstowingthings and it has brightened my day considerably.

catfishing.net #711 - 8/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐟🐟 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

www.maptap.gg June 3 97🔥 97🔥 98🔥 99🎯 96🔥 Final score: 975

Duplicity

www.maptap.gg June 2 99🎯 95🏆 99🎯 100🎯 93🎓 Final score: 971

Made Ezme Antep again. Still tastes sensational, still looks dreadful.

What exactly is going on here? Weirdo. #catlyfe

If Alan Cumming had a guest role in Hannibal that’s what it would look like

Marking the start of June in Canberra by… Picking some lovely tomatoes.

catfishing.net #708 - 9/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐟

Shostakovich D Minor Fugue. Or Jizzlobber.

Truffled potatoes and … Fig? #MasterchefAU

“Let’s put a tripping hazard right behind the baseline” seems like an obvious thing to not do.

Probably my all-time favorite quote about editing is, some clueless individual asked Martin Scorsese's editor Thelma Schoonmaker how such a nice lady could edit such violent movies, and she replied "Marty's movies aren't violent until I edit them."

I watched this to see how they manage PTP domains and 2110 orchestration and… Nothing. ☹️

catfishing.net #704 - 8/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐟🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐟

www.maptap.gg May 28 98🎯 100🎯 100🎯 96🔥 100🎯 Final score: 986

The Sweet Hereafter The Elephant Man