Imagine if France wasn't on strike during the first half?

This match is ridiculous. Which means tomorrow will probably end up being a 1-0 snoozefest.

France really can't be fucked today, eh?

It's nice that today the sky is blue and the air isn't actively trying to murder me.

No Levi's, I'm not your target audience for baggy jeans and shorts that go below the knee.

Oh good, the air is even worse this morning. Looks like it's another day of not going outside!

It may come as a surprise but watching a match between a pair of MLS teams who haven't played since May isn't as entertaining as watching World Cup games.

Smoke so thick the houses 6 doors down are in the haze.

Yup, starting to smell the wildfire smoke now.

Your days are numbered, Cheese & Onion Beckham.

LOLLOLOL

Judging by my timeline, UEFA fucks are soft as 10 ply. You'd lose your shit if you watched some CONCACAF or CONMEBOL.

Accidentally ended up with only the Argentinian and English chips left in my snack stash. Cannibal rules: Loser gets eaten first.

Judging from all the pictures from Toronto, I should probably go outside now before the smoke makes it down my way.

Looks like it's butterfly season, and that's the only monarch I care about.

Watching the Shopify CEO stuff his racecar into the wall is a beautiful thing.

What a stupid way to get a second yellow.

VAR does a good thing!

I wouldn't want my shoulder that close to Luis Suarez.

Wow.

I love the RM-Sotheby's Cars & Coffee because there's always something squirreled away that I've never heard of before. Today was this 1 of 1, coachbuilt, 1938 Hispano-Suiza H6B Dubonnet Xenia.

This is a deliciously stupid idea.

I couldn't finish my bottle of Mountain Dew Baja Blast the other day so it's been going flat in the fridge. You know what that means now? BAJA BLAST MARGARITA!

Shit penalty.

My apricot wasn't quite ripe yet. Day ruined.

It's been 45 minutes since the last post on my timeline. We're World Cup burnt out.

Fuck ooooooofffffffffffffffff

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Terrible time for my cable box to decide to reboot.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hell yeah, all the hosts are out!

Oh my god that was such a stupid goal.

Infantino looks pissed. Man can't even match fix properly.

Did Reyna's parents complain at halftime that he wasn't playing enough today?

those goals were so close together you can’t even tell who people are cheering for from their incoherent all caps sports posting

Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!

Boooooooo

Belgium! Fuck yeah

I know I say this every year, but dragonflies are fucking weird.

Let's see the fuckhead cry.

Can't get a red card if you do it in the parking lot though.

SPAIN YES!!!

Well that's 2 host countries eliminated. Hopefully tomorrow will be 3/3.

This could really use an own goal to spice things up.

had it handy just for this

I'm sorry, there's 30 minutes left, England is down a man, and the commentators are saying this is over? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

No lasers being blasted into his eyes? This isn't a real match in Mexico.

World Cup After Dark in full effect.

Braut Summer

That's what you get for doing a stupid fucking stutter penalty.