Our culture is not a costume. (These also feel like the absolute cheapest trash imaginable)

Taking a break from the monks with a nun beer.

LANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shouting "COMMENTATOR CURSE, STOP IT" at the TV.

I wonder if Yuki is auditioning for De Vries' Formula E seat with driving like that.

Disgusting behaviour from Miami.

BOOOOOOOOOOO

Both posts?! Goddamn, Shitecaps nearly took the lead.

Hell yeah, Ahmed! Game fucking on.

Own goal? Fuck's sake, Shitecaps.

A Canadian ref is an interesting choice, I wonder if they'll deport him mid-match if he makes an anti-Messi call.

It feels like heresy to be cheering for the Whitecaps, but anything to stop Miami from winning MLS Cup.

First corner collision between teammates? FORMULA E IS BACK BABY!

Shoutout to his family

Worth every second in the kitchen.

I'm going to be /that guy/ and say instead of watching the World Cup draw I started my beef shank birria, made a chipotle-garlic crema, salsa roja, and pickled some onions.

Victor Vazquez retired? He wasn't already? (To be fair, He looked 35 when he was with TFC the first time)

I'm planning on going to the Mexican butcher shop when the World Cup draw is on, I wonder what the odds they'll have it on one of their TVs is.

It's a warm -4° outside. If winter would be this for the next couple months I'll be ok with that.

📈 Here's how much money Los Camp! make from streaming... On the occasion of #SpotifyWrapped, we thought now would be a good time to share some cold, hard stats about how much money our band makes from streaming royalties. 📖 tinyurl.com/LCwrapped

A bit over 3 months and I finally got my first blue-screen of my laptop... When an EA game finished installing. I want to crash rally cars not computers.

Why is TSN showing 8 hours of World Cup Draw coverage on Friday? Why is there a 2 hour pre-show, a 1 hour "Canada's path" special, then a 3 hour Draw breakdown? What loser is watching all of that? That's well beyond soccer nerd territory.

IF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE COMING FOR FRANKLIN THEY HAVE TO COME THROUGH ME FIRST.

Shitposters, Meme-lords And The Chronically Online Declare Week Long Armistice To Focus Hatred On Inter Miami www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...

Come on you Shitecaps!

BOOOOOOOO

I picked up my new glasses today and the world is crisp? Things have defined edges? I'm not used to this.

Another rebrand?! And to one of the Toronto FC reject names? Fitting. Just bring back Yorky you cowards.

It still confuses me that Jordan Hamilton is playing in Myanmar right now. That is a... choice. And probably a reflection on Hamilton (the city).

I saw an article about the price of RAM and thought "it couldn't be that bad". The exact RAM I paid $250 for 3 months ago is now over $1000, what the actual fuck?!

A tongue sandwich and some Clamato sounds pretty fucking delicious.

Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?

Just tried to go through the TV menus using the remote like a mouse and got confused at why it didn't work, that's where I'm at this morning.

Putting my Orval in a Rochefort chalice because those monks aren't the fucking boss of me.

Did a @thebeaverton.com post spill out into the real world? Ostrich Convoy? What a bunch of fuckwits.

If a Russian politician was saying this it would be considered a foreign propaganda campaign.

As someone with Raynaud's I think this is perfectly valid.

I hope the Reggae Boyz have enough budget to buy all those drones.

My LCBO order was mostly Belgian beer and it showed up at the perfect temperature and now I have to resist having an Orval with lunch.

Does the ref know he's not paid by the card?

I'm not sure Kone even touched him...

Really love TSN's overly large score bug that still doesn't fully cover the whatever one is on the original feed.

I can't believe Fort Lauderdale is hosting a match between 2 of the US's biggest enemies: Canada and Venezuela.

My eyes are perfect, except for the farsightedness and astigmatism.

I should know better than to try and eat a shawarma and walk at the same time. That is why I have white drips all down my pant leg and no other reason.

Anxiety is ridiculous. Thank you for your concern that I'm going to be late for my optometrist appointment, brain, but all I have to do is put shoes and a coat on and I'm still 15 minutes away from when I want to leave. And that will still get me there at least 15 minutes early. I'll be fine.

It's going down to -2 tonight? I should probably close my bedroom window then.

I love patchnotes for the Paradox grand strategy games because they always have weird things like "Fixed Anne Boleyn shaving her hair" and you just accept this as a normal thing someone writes.

Why is Our Lady Peace on my TV?

What a silly goal from Vancouver. That should never have gone in.