Oops, bought the Broken Social Scene jersey.

What a goal line clearance. Too bad it was San Jose.

TFC scored and it's not even 2 minutes in?!!

Just saw someone use the word "titbit" instead of "tidbit" in a professional capacity. Friday's starting off with a good giggle.

I love how I bought sunscreen last week and it immediately became cold and cloudy.

I hope the previously mentioned new bus game lets me do this for the sake of realism.

A new bus driving game just came out today? I guess that means my weekend plans are sorted out.

Some good lols from Vancouver here.

Canada uses new sovereign wealth fund to buy Saudi Arabian soccer team

Shout out to his family.

Just saw a transport truck with a big "Freedom Convoy 2022" sticker and I appreciate when stupid fucks advertise that they're stupid fucks. It saves everyone time.

A Broken Social Scene soccer jersey? Well, at least it's (comparatively) inexpensive because I can feel the money already leaving my bank account.

Is that the dream life?

God forbid a man wants to preserve himself with a little bit of plastic.

What the fuck happened in the Toronto game? The keeper scored a goal in extra time to tie it up 3-3?! TFC are GAINING points in extra time now? Almost regretting that I let my AppleTV expire yesterday.

This reminds me that I'm going to need to buy a powered USB hub before my new sim racing shifter shows up in a month or so.

Can't wait to wear one of my Man City shirts on my shitty little walk tomorrow.

I can't wait to spend my extra $267 at the liquor store!

It's 8°, why is it snowing?

Why do they even let Italians play football?

+10 minutes?!

Ok, we're at 3-3 now. Don't give me hope, Toronto.

Toronto FC gonna Toronto FC.

Toronto has scored TWO goals!

Toronto has scored a goal. I repeat, Toronto has scored a goal!

Gavran, bud. What the fuck?

I would love it if Toronto would just... do the fundamentals, like defending.

I don't who who this fuckhead is doing commentary for the Toronto FC match, but he needs to turn it down 5 fucking notches. Stop fucking yelling.

I'm sorry, there's a Coachella stage that's going from Joyce Manor into CMAT? If that was an actual concert I'm certain I would find the love of my life there.

Holy shit, I just saw a Ford Probe that wasn't just a pile of rust in the shape of a Ford Probe. Wild

Nothing like being woken up at 2am by your phone screeching tornado warning.

Who would have guessed that my pink and fluorescent green shoes would be a match for my fluorescent green and pink Man City shirt?

Happy birthday Steamed Hams.

Today's false summer is wonderful.

I haven't done my usual YellingAtSailing this weekend (and probably a good thing considering how terrible Canada has been doing), but I'm chiming in to publicly laugh at the French boat getting DSQ'd at the start of this race. Put that in your baguette and eat it.

Tik tak tabarnak, it's always nice to see Montreal being a dumpster fire.

Every WRC weekend I always feel better about my terrible video game rally driving. Yeah I plant my car into the trees too. Realism!

ACAB includes the meat dogs.

Oh my god it's terrible. I don't even think there's lactose in this.

This reminds me of when I read complaints about the MS Gamepass that go "I can't believe you're spending all that money and you don't even get to own the games" Bud, I used to pay $7 to rent a single PS1/PS2 game for the weekend from Rogers Video. I know what I'm doing.

Holy shit, the Ben Johnson story TV show is fucking hilarious. Every "documentary" should be like this.

Dusty old bones! Full of green dust!

If everything's fucked might as well have a barley wine

I hope everyone had a good Discount Easter Candy day.

Every time I think that I can put my winter coat away the weather forecast says high of 1. Fucking spring weather.

I will be doing a deep dive on every game here, but would like to add @kaidogenkai.com to this. I can't wait for that nostalgia hit that it'll bring.

Yelling at the police on American Truck Simulator because they gave me a ridiculously expensive ticket for a right turn on red. Fuck you pigs. (Posted while doing 20 over the speed limit)

Nice comeback from Toronto (with help from Own Goal). That was a silly one.

We're in the 96th minute, can Toronto hold on for another 6?

MLS is the best league in the world.