Turned on the speed skating in time to watch the Zamboni go around and now I'm wondering why nobody has made an Ice Resurfacer Simulator game. Hell, you could probably license the Zamboni name for cheap.

I deserve a sticker every time I don't spill red wine on a white t-shirt.

Ok, this is a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Grippy skis? Little backpacks? Obstacle course? STAIRS?!

I don't have a damn clue what Olympic Ski Mountaineering is, but it's on tomorrow morning so I can't wait to find out.

OH HELL YES

I take credit for that hockey win because I was out buying Czechvar at the LCBO.

Quite some scenes during the women's team cross country qualifiers in Tesero. A dog got into the race and it looked incredible on the photo finish camera.

Hell yeah CONCACAF Champions Cup (ugh, I hate it, Bring back CCL) tonight!

It absolutely bugs me that there's a section of the sliding track they call the chicane but it's clearly a hairpin.

The men's ski flippy-spinny is absolutely fucking insane.

Fake spring means it looks like this but it's also SO close to being t-shirt weather.

It's amazing how much less unhinged I look after trimming down my beard which could have been described as feral.

SailGP day 2 is about to start after the absolute carnage of yesterday. They split the fleet into 2 groups for today, with 2 races for each, plus the final.

I might be a white man but I do not have the confidence in the downforce of a virtual F1 car to make it around corners. This is something Lance Stroll can do, how am I so bad at it?

Thank the gods when turning it off and back on again actually works.

It's time for SailGP after dark. (It's very much daytime in NZ though) It's windy there so hopefully they don't decide to crash into each other this time.

Hell yeah more halfpipe.

Fucking Formula E, you can't even line up on a grid correctly.

"You can hear her helmet dragging on the ice" Skeleton is absolutely batshit insane.

Hell yeah, I can't wait to spend it all at the LCBO.

That was a NASTY fall.

There's something aesthetically pleasing about watching the scraping team go down the halfpipe.

Luge relay?! This is a silly idea and I love it.

Snowboard Cross makes me want to re-install Descenders Next.

Watching episodes of American Dad so old they're in 4:3 : Hayley: *drinks from water bottle* "Ew, What's in this?!" Roger: "Manhattan." Me: Oh, that must have been where I got the idea for water bottle Manhattan's from.

SEE YOU NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME! (Fuck, I've been around MLS too long)

The Westmalle dubbel went down real easy tonight.

Halfpipe is better than Big Air because more tricks is more better.

I'm sorry Double Luge, but the person who can see should be the one who steers.

Doubles Luge just seems like an excuse to have someone lay on top of you.

Who cares about the hockey when doubles luge is on at the same time?! The whole point of the Olympics is to watch all the shit you don't get to see. Hockey is ALWAYS on. Curling is ALWAYS on. Go watch something else and expand your horizons, you basic fucks.

There is something restorative about a mediocre Jamaican patty.

THAT'S MY BRIDGE I DON'T KNOW YOU

I like the sound the ski jumpers make when they go down the ramp. FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Ew Football, bring back the singing and dancing.

A lot of people: Watching Superbowl. Me: Doing a 45 minute long race around Le Mans in a 1986 Brazilian Chevy Opala stock car.

Booing Bernardeschi every time he shows up on my screen to start my morning.

I am so slow but this is still so damn fun.

Big Brazilian coat.

Split-screening the very Italian opening ceremony with ads for the new Mario movie next feels offensive and I'm okay with that.

Who would have guessed setting up your force feedback settings would knock 30% off your lap times immediately? I am not as bad at driving virtual race cars as last weekend had me thinking!

A frozen ball to the face has to hurt.

It's -8 in Hamilton? Perfect weather for them to play against a team from Mexico!

This is the day after BSS/Stars/Metric. I could make a nice Toronto weekend out of this...

3 very Canadian bands having 1 Canadian date is fucking embarrassing.

HELL YEAH, NEW TOY

The disappointment of waking up, checking the tracking on your package and seeing that it didn't get an exit scan from the sorting facility. The elation of getting the Out For Delivery notice after breakfast. Life's all about the highs and lows.

Half of my new toy is here and the rest should be here on Friday and I CAN NOT FUCKING WAIT.

Snow's great until you have to shovel a path through waist high snow drifts in the backyard to try and unfuck the plexiglass cover over a basement window.