I had a dream that they made a new horror series called Homer Suspicious where the premise was that an alien that happens to look exactly like a Homer Simpson costume was going around every Springfield in the United States and killing people Matt Groening was a producer

I love the Steam Deck with all my heart but I swear to god sometimes downloading something is like pulling teeth with how terrible the WiFi connection is

It actually really fucking bothers me that nobody takes me seriously except when I’m clearly and obviously joking/hyperbolizing

The last Star Fox game was over 10 years ago. I was eleven years old. From my perspective this is a Star Fox Zero remake. So, fuck all of you, suck my dick, I’m getting a pizza.

“Just let fans be happy” mfs when it’s finally time to let me be happy

Repost to make it die faster

Just fell to my knees

Not being able to legally touch manatees might be the most unfair law ever made. Like, I know why it’s there but god fucking dammit.

If I can’t make him sing a song then I’m not buying the full game

I can’t breathe

Me: “Man I sure do love voice acting! Voice acting is my dream job! If I could be in a booth all day for a career, I’d take it in a heartbeat!” Also me after I audition for anything:

No hate like fandom love dude holy shit

This the plot of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Except the roles are reversed

Someone get this to Mythbusters right now

A quadruple amputee cornhole champion shot someone and fled the scene

Like and Retweet if you actually fucking HATE OpenAI

Rebrand! I’m going to shift the focus of this account towards my SFM art and animations. I’ll post VA stuff eventually and occasionally, but right now Source Filmmaker is my main focus. I hope you guys like it!

At this point I hope they actually finish and release Critterz just so it can bomb and sink this ship even faster lmfao

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

It’s not the mayor’s fault that the stadium collapsed

I literally first started using this program yesterday and I’ve made more progress than the weeks I’ve spent trying to learn Blender

You have no meaning You have no understanding of how small you are You have no understanding of who I am or where I am from Believing only what you see is real is not knowing that you are merely puppets

I’ve come across the FIFTH POST WITH CLOSED REPLIES LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN

When I’m in a Make The UI Worse competition and my opponent is YouTube

“I mean yeah I still kicked that toddler…but- but I thought about NOT doing it for a second!”

Holy shit is it finally fucking happening

I just…can’t imagine being this big of a piece of shit and being able to go to sleep at night knowing the entire world waits for your death with eager delight. Like, how do you actually live with yourself?

My most absurd dream is to voice in a project and go uncredited, resulting in years if not decades of speculation of who and where I am, only for someone to stumble upon me and solve it. I want to be an internet mystery.

Wait a fucking minute

“This is an example of what the world was like before the woke nonsense” When you hear these words it means you’re either about to hear the most lukewarm “edgy” joke ever or the most bigoted shit that would make a KKK Grand Dragon blush

4DX at AMC Theaters

Anyways.

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AI marketing is literally just: “This is the worst time to ever be alive and this is the worst thing to ever be invented” “Uh….no…nuh uh…”

I could hardly believe it When I heard the news today

It should be an Internet rule that if you haven’t posted in more than 10 years your handle should be up for grabs It’s so annoying to come up with what you thought was a unique handle only to find out it was taken by some guy who’s last post was in 2009

Imagine if this is all true and Nintendo fans are forced to backpedal and pretend that this is the greatest thing ever and Nintendo isn’t washed

I’m listening to the audiobook of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (read by Christopher Lee, it’s great) and honestly it just bums me out how mainstream it became. You can tell Jekyll and Hyde being the same person was supposed to be this earth shattering twist. Makes me wonder what people’s reactions were.

No book is going to turn kids into someone else. But books will regularly show kids other people like them and show those kids they're not alone. And they'll show kids other types of people who also exist. There is a large proportion of the population who are terrified of this.

Been thinking about my favorite manga: Prasteee

Tuesdays are the best day to go out in public

Me: “maybe I’ll record today. Or maybe I’ll go out and get some food.” God immediately after:

"You liked it before you learned it was ai!" Well yeah I also enjoyed the soup my mysterious host served me before I learned he's secretly a cannibal and made the soup out of my friends who were curiously absent from dinner

I think I’m suffering from karma from making fun of British people for overheating in mild temperatures last year, because why the fuck am I sweating I’m 78 degree weather??

Me at the start of an Elden Ring playthrough: ok, I’m gonna try something new! Magic build here I come! Me by the end of an Elden Ring playthrough: Dual Wielding Katana Dex build

I honestly think it’s a combination of all of it with a hint of dire perfectionism. I spent half the day auditioning for one project. That’s probably not normal lmfao

Why did he do this?

I don’t know if my problem is confidence or stage fright or procrastination or what but god damn I cannot bring myself to record shit for some reason

I’m in that weird place of wanting to make cover songs but not believing I’m a good singer