Blake's heartbreaker celly is calling to me to get as a tattoo.

Met Freddie today.

9 years playing fantasy hockey was on a 3 year drought of no championships but this year we got it done! Sending Kopitar off right! Thanks for the 4 championships Kopi! 4-4 all time record in championship games.

Breaking news. I have a 3 year old now.

Making Auston Matthews the captain for team USA makes so much sense when you realize our country is known for picking the wrong person to be a leader.

Brandon Hagel 🤝 Moose Finishing in 11 seconds.

Took my girl to the vet today and found out Millie has cancer. So from here on out she gets burgers for breakfast and lunch and a steak for dinner

I meant to say my king for this one my bad! Haha

My king!

Update in the Moose house went to the hospital with Lo Christmas night been there since today around 6 but we're finally home! Lo is doing well!

Left at 5 yesterday morning met my buddy in Rocky Mount then we drove 3 more hours to go live the suite life and watch the Panthers beat the rams. 10/10 would do again can't wait to take a nap once I drop the baby Moose off at school.

Here's the other tattoos from yesterday.

If you guessed Justin Williams you're right! None of you did but @mtb1002.bsky.social though.

Do another tap out session Friday and spoiler alert getting my favorite Canes player tatted on me if you guess it right I'll give you a hi five and a hell yeah brother!

Holy shit am I getting called up?

Today is my last day of work for 3 months. You read that right after today I'll be paid for 3 months to sit at home managing my fantasy teams and watching tv! Hashtag blessed.

Got this notification standing in line at the Wawa and was so happy I done bought the homeless man a 40 to celebrate.

Nothing gets the blood pumping like changing somebody's flat on the side of the road with tractor trailers blowing by you! About lost my hat.

Me after Taco Bell.

Taylor Swift has a song about Travis Kelce's wiener? Big deal Blink 182 has all the small things about mine and that songs been around forever.

Since the government is shut down that means I don't have to have any taxes come out of paychecks right? Asking for me who has his bonus hit next week

"I can make deals with the devil because my dicks bigger?" Taylor Swift I wasn't familiar with your game!

Your 2025-26 Teddy Moosevelt's. Giving the L to Kopitar for one last run! He's lead the Moosevelt's to 3 championship runs so decide to keep him and enjoy this last ride together and giving the D for dawgs to the dawgs that will help him! (Kochetkov and Brady Tkachuk)

Happy Gilmore caddy is performing the Super Bowl? That's wild good for him!

This weekend is the last weekend of the movie theater that 20 bucks could get you a 2 tickets, large popcorn, and 2 large drinks and it's a sad weekend here.

Can't decide which comment is my favorite the one calling me a pussy or the one who doesn't know I called Staal Cap because he's literally the Captain. Either way it's always the accounts hiding their face talking the most shit. Can't argue with idiots baby!

Got Jordan Martinook to announce the draft order of the Marty Animals fantasy league. Once again looking like I'm going to win best commish of the year over Gary.

This guy turned 5 today! This hurts my heart

I was recognized by my Cowboy XL tattoo today at the ripleys aquarium down here in myrtle beach. I'm kind of a big deal

Deals done. Welcome to the Ostriches Sam LaPorta! Don't let me down bitch.

Update we actually have a deal in place but now it's radio silence. Damn youths

Been a busy day. I've been working on a trade that'll send the Fighting ostriches Sam LaPorta since lunchtime with my nephew. Dynasty trading is so fun because you gotta think long term! That is all have a good night you mother fathers!

I need help! I gotta start 2 Debo Samuel, Terry McLaurin, and Jaylen Warren?

I send @chelles116.bsky.social one instagram reel of silver springs by Fleetwood Mac and every other reel is now that song! If it wasn't such a banger and she wasn't such a badass (Stevie nicks not Chelly) I would be upset.

Picking Lincoln up from preschool with my way by Limp Bizkit blasting so these hot moms know who the cool dad is

In the past 2 weeks Lo started 4th grade and we went to see our last Mudcats game, Lincoln started his last year of preschool yesterday and today Lenny started preschool! Been a pretty busy couple weeks thank God I have a job where I work once a week.

I got a Hawlucha today and let me tell you something I've peaked.

After being an HOA President or as I like to call myself the HOA constrictor for 5 year I've sent out my first letter to the neighborhood. It was just to see if anybody wanted to do a neighborhood fantasy football league. I hope I scared the shit out of them

You can still poke on Facebook and I'm going to poke everyone

Happy 11th birthday to this old girl who takes so many pills I had to buy a pill organizer for. Live it up Millie!

I've been watching hunting wives and once you get past all the porn let me tell you Salazar is by far my favorite character. She's a badass!

Waving the confederate flag is bonkers but waving one while wearing a Cody Rhodes hat is extra bonkers!

That's my boy!

I FaceTime with Xavier Legette today and my life keeps getting wilder.

I had a 6 hour work week this week. Why doesn't everyone do this?

Ahoy there!