Ten years of pizza rat

This is a cognitive science joke

Shiny for Python for Humans for America

True terror is to wake up one morning and realize that ChatGPT is running the country.

Love Island is the inverse of the Gulag Archipelago.

The good news is your Jekyll site is now building successfully. The bad news is every time you built it, your computer requires a tiny little drop of blood.

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Gregor Samsa was to remember that distant afternoon when his father found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.

I know not with what genres TS12 will be crafted, but TS13 will be a country album.

As a lover of Bayesian modeling software I’m a Stan stan.

500 prompts per month with Zed feels like when cell phone plans only included 200 SMS messages per month. I think 30 MMS messages were included too!

You Don’t Mess with the Zofran

Seen in Capitol Hill, Seattle, WA, USA

I don’t care about what anything was designed to do, I care about what it can do.

Perl and Jeb! have the same vibe.

y, for lack of a better model, equals mx plus b

Chesterton’s pothole

The first thing I did when I turned on my company-issued laptop at Microsoft Research was type “Satya Nadella” into the Teams chat search bar and his picture and profile popped up! Of course I didn’t message him but I got a kick out of the fact that it was theoretically possible.

We're going to get GTA VI and AGI before we get real-time collaboration on drafts of emails in Outlook.

Hyperscalars

“A movie star.” “A pro quarterback.” “I want to be a computational fluid dynamics engineer.”

You have a dopamine addiction. You have a serotonin addiction. You have an acetylcholine addiction. You have a glutamate addiction. You have a norepinephrine addiction. You have a histamine addiction. You’re definitely addicted to GABA. And we all know you’re an adrenaline junkie.

2038 is sooner than we think

His work is so timeless. This year alone I’ve been sending so many of his songs to friends. Like like in May when JDV claimed the Apollo program was “built by American citizens.” youtu.be/QEJ9HrZq7Ro?...

If it quacks like a milkshake duck

American crutches should be illegal.

Doctors vibe-prescribing. Surgeons doing vibe-surgery. Nurses vibe-nursing.

✍🏼 "Taking stock" to support infrastructure and people at the Fred Hutch. Wrap-up post for our 2025 Fred Hutch Openscapes Champions Cohort. Thank you to Mentors Sitapriya Moorthi, @tladeras.bsky.social, Chris Lo, @seankross.com openscapes.org/blog/2025-07... #OpenScience #KinderScience

Placename, one word, with 3 a’s, 3 b’s, and 2 t’s 😵

We should study what happens to the brains of people who read the ChatGPT is Bad for Your Brain paper.

Sykes-PCOS Agreement

“They got a get.” “They got got.”

California sober and Maryland kosher are conceptually congruent.

I’m looking for very specific response to: I cannot live another day without air conditioning.

This is a real screenshot.

Thank you NSSD for accompanying me across three cross-country trips, not to mention countless bus, plane, and train hours.

Looking to meet somebody this summer, does anyone have a mundane, rectangular, angsty, and controversial friend?

Part of my hiring process is we play a middle-difficulty level of Overcooked until we get three stars. Ideally two overlapping but unrelated entrees like pizza and burgers.

Written by professor Sally Bowles. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/o...

Mr. Miyamoto, can you please explain to the jury the difference between the national dex and the Hoenn dex?

"rOpenSci and Openscapes are lucky to have as members many U.S. federal employees who enrich our work and community. In a time of great uncertainty for so many government workers, we want to support our members who are considering their next career steps." ropensci.org/events/datas...

The Cancer AI Alliance (www.canceralliance.ai) is hiring for a full time Director of Operations role careers-fhcrc.icims.com/jobs/29460/c... This role will drive execution across legal, financial, research compliance, philanthropy, and business development.

I always end up in these situations where I need to access a Bitcoin ATM and I can’t find one anywhere!

Do you have strong programming skills but need research experience doing meaningful & exciting CSS projects before head off to a top graduate school for a computational social science PhD? Apply now to predoc www.microsoft.com/en-us/resear... with me, @dggoldst.bsky.social & @jakehofman.bsky.social

The Last Fat Man in San Francisco: Changing Beauty Standards for MSM in the Age of GLP-1 Agonists

This Dire Wolf story is a perfect non-partisan encapsulation of why public trust in legacy media is at an all-time low.

If I was going to get a first tattoo I would get a tattoo of Data Organization in Spreadsheets.

Digital biomedical infrastructure is built on AWS. Simply getting data in/out of AWS, and managing access can be difficult to navigate. This friction motivated us to build sixtyfour, an AWS interface that will feel familiar to #rstats folks. Let us know what you think! recology.info/2025/04/sixt...

Public health biostatistics has always been incredibly important; but in this moment even more so! Consider nominating an early career biostatistician for our field's most prestigious award: www.spiegelmanaward.org by May 1! This is an opportunity to highlight how biostatistics helps so many people

We will have AGI before we have a single bench in Moynihan.