Today at work while talking about how I'm not a fan of long-haired hamsters because their butt fluff picks up debris, I mentioned that it makes them look like they have toilet paper stuck to their butts, which reminded me of the medieval myth that hedgehogs would roll around on fruit to collect it/

my terrible son . . . 🌟💖

Practicing haiku at work yesterday with others I feel like this says a lot about me

"Not every drawing is a hit tweet. ..that's something you can't say to a victorian child."

I christen my garbage cans with a piece of trash for good luck, like a dollar in a gifted wallet.

I accidentally picked up individual puff pastry sheets instead of the doughy puff pastry squares I normally get for this ham and cheese pastry recipe. It tastes good, but the texture is very wrong. "It feels like I'm eating paper!" -Tulip ⭐️⭐️⭐️

ducks:)

I misheard a question and made my own outcome

Processing my September trauma with a banger youtu.be/4FxgFBBShSg?...

"The faceless one, no emotion at all. Jeer all you wish. This is your home." still cant believe it's been a year since bringing this cos to lake pontchartrain :'') #norco #norcogame #cosplay

This happened awhile back but was brought back up today because I can't have nice things. 😌 At an oddities expo in WV, had a good day. Bought some cool stuff. I'm standing at the back door waiting for Tulip to bring the car around because it was raining (so kind!). Some guy exits the back door /

these are probably my favorites of all the stickers ive made so far!! i truly wish the glittery shimmer effect were visible on camera. love these gals <3

Earlier at work, Coworker: I wonder if there's an autistic kid in heaven explaining sonic lore to Albert Einstein. Me: Do you think Einstein sits in heaven lamenting the he cannot play sonic the hedgehog? Does he yearn for the chao garden as I do?

The Babies !! (Poppy refused to be photographed)

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I got my dad a shirt for his birthday but forgot to get a birthday box or bag. Birth the day, as they say.

I hate these stupid little things so much but I truly am crying, screaming, and throwing up rn

hi! call me mimi or minato. coffee/coffeerow is also fine. i like OCs, indie games, and i draw sometimes. apparently. #coffeedraws <- art tag #oc <- oc tag #junipil <- tag for OCs juniper and pilcrow ABOUT: coffeerows.carrd.co SHOP: ko-fi.com/coffeerow/shop COMMS: coffeerow.carrd.co

Look at my cozy little guy!!! My heart can't take it! I wanna scoop him up so bad 😭💖💖💖

I love my friends and I wish it didnt take me 2 bottles of soju for me to tell them😔💖

I tried to draw the silly TV man myself and had to stop to cringe 6 times before I threw him away 😔 Now I have a perfect brand new shiny Tenna that I am so normal about 🙂‍↕️ pls go check out @coffeerow.bsky.social !!

LRT: my depression is cured and my crops are prospering. respectfully screaming, crying, and throwing up Hello, fellow normal Tenna enjoyers:^)

commission for @yanchop.bsky.social! #coffeedraws #deltarune #tenna #commission

Clefable Commission for @yanchop.bsky.social #pokemon

grief is weird one second you're good, the next, you're crying because your donu sprinkled powdered sugar on the floor and your dog isn't there to lick it up anymore 🙃

one day i'll have the restraint to not bother my coworkers with intrusive thoughts / adhd mashups

new friend obtained !! -her name is Poppy -she was dusty from the ride home because she chewed up cardboard and bedding hhhhh -Tyler is a professional poppy botherer

Baby's First Ocular Migraine occured today! Genuinely terrifying for 30 minutes!:) Now i feel silly for panicking. oops

i've had the WORST art block for days, so i turned @skyteaa.bsky.social into a beanie baby:) (prev. posted on twitter prior to see the leaving/ data wiping message ;; )

WV trying to bring back corporal punishment in schools was not on my 2025 bingo card, but is also not very surprising. Anything to feel power or touch a minor's butt, huh. Anyway, fuck proposed house bill 2545. The low cost of living here has been exponentially losing its value.

he is ready to be pushed !!

made it through work today despite seeing 3 fucking doppelgangers of my own self in various stages of life and battling the early stages of a stomach bug yeehaw

hello kitty island adventure is fun !!

hello friends:) fashionably late or something i recently made some freebies for randoms on other apps ! #pokemon