I just found a favorite necklace that I lost last year!!! I’m so happy 🥰

My favorite fruits are cherries, kiwis, mangoes, dragonfruit, pears, and Apple Pay 💗

How can I possibly know what you’re thinking if you don’t tell me??!

Rest in peace, Jane Goodall 💐

I must have been a caterpillar 🐛 in another life because I fucking love fresh basil 🥰

My fav compliment to receive: being told that my photos don’t do me justice and that I’m so much more beautiful in person 💗☺️💗

Are you dreaming?

I’m really not liking all these AI captions 😭 It’s very obvious babes

I LOVE ELEPHANTS 🐘

🐆💗 Make us the priority 💗🐆 @madisonleedmv.bsky.social

I love how Costco completely goes against standard retail strategies but they have been so successful

I love @inarastarr.bsky.social being in my POV 💗 So holy & pure drinking purified water ☺️

Skinbetter Science is changing my life. Well… to be less dramatic, their products are just helping my face be even more gorgeous, and I’m grateful ☺️

Constantly setting myself up for success ;)

Dangerously fertile 🌱

When a gentleman has a packed schedule, only the best diversions will do :)

Did you know that I’ll interact with you if you are on my ♡ 𝒪𝓃𝓁𝒾🌿ℱ𝒶𝓃𝓏 ♡ ;)

Morning massages ☀️

That feeling when you own an object for years & then you finally realize what a random feature on it is for 😮✨💡 A level-up of chance

The girls next door 🐆💗🐆 @madisonleedmv.bsky.social

I could tell you some flowers I admire, but I don’t think they would be in a standard bouquet 💐

Careful, you might fall in love 🌷

I’m constantly reminded how fortunate I am to work in an industry that gives me freedom to pursue my main career path, fuels my interests, and introduces me to caring & respectful men. I love this way of dating (and will never go back to using Tinder EVER AGAIN) :)

Temptation x2 @madisonleedmv.bsky.social

Contrary to popular opinion, I find online relationships can be so fulfilling

AI-generated captions & comments are so cheesy & unnatural

Please flirtilize me :)

I recycle, compost, dispose electronics properly, opt for more eco-friendly purchases, eco-friendly house cleaning… even though it feels futile because big companies & gov have more power, I love the Earth. This is part of showing my respect. Happy Earth Day every day 🌎🌍🌏

I have the power to make you feel better instantly! ;)

Laugh now, cry later

Reference etiquette: ask for permission to use a provider as a reference & tip her!

I’m happy 🥰

When there is no empty fridge or microwave in 5 star hotels: 😭 Lack of convenience is not luxury!

In Bethesda this Friday & Saturday, 9/12 - 9/13. Back in DC later in the day on 9/13 🌷

ChatGPT knows shit, but it also doesn’t know shit!

Her existence is heaven

The way you know that I’m from the “newer” gen is that I didn’t bring a pen to class today because I take notes with my tablet. I had to borrow a pen to complete an assignment 😂

I’m one of those angels that actually hit the “like” button on a YouTube video when I found it helpful/nice

Hi 💗 I’m back online 🌱

What a wonderful month 🥰 I feel so loved. I’m going offline until the 3rd. I’m also currently fully booked until the 7th. See you when I return? 🌿

Issue No. 2 is sent 🌑✨

honestly i would love to be a housewife

I’m a slut for asymmetry

Is love addition or obsession?

It’s ok if you didn’t make a good first impression :) I’m sure you can redeem yourself ;)

Ways to make a good 1st impression! 🌱Use encrypted email 🌱A good intro: how you found me, how long you hope meet, in what city 🌱Msg only when you’re willing to verify & pay a deposit 🌱Don’t msg anything explicit 🌱Read my website 🌱Brownie points: Sub to my fan site & buy videos or book a virtual

"Sex in its highest form has an element of the divine in it." -Heart of Tantric Sex by Diana Richardson

If there was a deep, dark chasm in front of me, I would scream into it: “AMERICAN OREOS AREN’T VEGANNNNNN”

(That was my casual way of announcing a huge personal milestone)

San Francisco, you’re un-fog-ettable! I’ll see you August 17th-21st with my windbreaker 🌁