The world if the rest of JJK was as good as Hidden Inventory:

Republicans hate DEI when it involves minorities but then will turn around and beg for their diddler in chief to get a participation nobel peace prize just because he really really really wants it.

There isn’t a qualified therapist in the world that could handle these two lmaooo

He did it again holy shit i literally never know what this man is cooking #CSM #CSM218

Cave divers have the survival instincts of a melted ice cream cone

This man is box office poison lmaoooo

This is the first good news of 2025

MARK AND AMY GOT MARRIED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Keanu Reeves on AI videos being made of him “We're in that world ... It’s not a lot of fun” (via TODAY Show)

The real male loneliness epidemic is just me being incapable of socializing with other human beings irl.

Unemployed nurgle spawn who gets paid to sit in his filth and complain about video games harassing someone for having a real job.

Generative AI has to be the absolute pinnacle of collective greed. Not only is it taking work away from independent artists, it’s actively fucking killing our ability to believe anything we see online the better it gets. There’s no such thing as video evidence anymore, it’s fucking dead.

I have a LOT of trouble with eye contact and tend to just look down or to the side a lot. I don’t really think about it much until after the conversation i’m having, then immediately in my head i’m like “oh god, I hope it didn’t look like i was staring at their boobs for most of the conversation”

I plan to cut costs by not buying games made by EA

Bro probably learned nothing from this smackdown. Good for her though. And fuck those guys for only stepping in to break it up after she started winning.

Holy shit, finished my first playthrough and Silent Hill F is definitely one of the darkest and most depressing games i’ve played. It is not for the faint of heart.

Playing Silent Hill F and realizing very quickly that it’s feminist commentary but also realizing i’m too dumb to fully appreciate most of the metaphors and symbolism.

Well, it's turning out to be not such a bad day after all. I don't have any celebratory images for my special day or anything like that but... Happy birthday, Seele!

The rapture didn’t happen because god wants to know what fujimoto is cooking for next week.

Art in this chapter was good #CSM #CSM215

@s666132.bsky.social this ur goat?

The next chapter is going to harm me emotionally on a scale previously unseen #CSM #CSM215

Giving the same vibes as the snowball fight

On the bright side right wingers can now endure the same headaches they cause for the rest of us.

I don’t know what i can really add to this we’ve reached “tylenol causes autism” next he’s gonna put out a statement that children with autism were found to be frequent drinkers of water

Still baffled about how people are proud to be american this is one of the most embarrassing thing i’ve ever seen. School children get gunned down on a regular basis and the only thing 2nd amendment ghouls can muster up sympathy for is a guy who thought their deaths were “worth it”.

Putting aside how concerning this is for a second, this man has the single most comically evil looking presidential portrait in history.

YO CALIFORNIA our state was recently downgraded among safest states for trans people and trans youth YOU can help make it better right now follow the quoted link, established by @lalgbtcenter.bsky.social, and tell our elected officials to sign these bills into law ASAP 👇

Yesterday i saw a crying baby at the store and at first i was mildly annoyed but then i thought about and was like “if it was socially acceptable for me to cry in public i’d probably do it all the time too, you keep doing you little buddy”

We really learned NOTHING from history.

Right wingers suddenly have no issue with cancel culture.

I have to rawdog life now i guess.

A moment of silence for my oomfs who were Yoshida fans

Pochita full on ate a man whole while he was begging to be killed.

Denji and pochita both hate this man so fucking much

How many times has elon had to “correct” grok’s programming now? It’s almost like the amount of data needed for an AI to operate requires it to pull from so many sources that it’s difficult to twist it’s responses to suit your whims. Hmmmm…

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Conservatives complaining about leftists having no respect for charlie kirk’s death when conservatives don’t even have respect for charlie kirk’s death.

Conservatives have gotta be the most predictable group ever

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

It’s fallen to the wayside with everything going on. But it’s so disheartening to read a story about a woman fleeing war only to be killed so brutally in the country she was supposed to be safe in.

Shooter is in custody

Headcanoning something because there’s subtext that supports it <<<< headcanoning something because it’d be really funny if it was true

Just gonna leave this here.

DEMOCRACY

The joker is actually really funny as a concept, his entire MO is that he’s a supervillain that wants to ragebait someone so hard that they kill him.

It’s all so exhausting nowadays, the blatant racism and bigotry everywhere, the abject cruelty of the world, the most evil people imaginable in power who never face consequences, it’s heartbreaking. It’s difficult to process all that while also dealing with stuff going on in my own personal life.

Provided step by step documentation to the entire IT team about how to do this 3 separate times btw. Might kms.

Just read new csm chapter, feel like a lot of my moots will probably be in mourning for a while #CSM #CSM213