shulamith
@shulamithshulamith.bsky.social
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transsexual jewish dyke ๐ต๐ธ
[WOKE DROWNING POOL]: let the bodies keep the score
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early survey results say maoist standard english is the new mama-loshen for jews under 35
22 days ago
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been hangin on to this one
28 days ago
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ella
29 days ago
tgirl friend at party: yeah she's fine i guess but just brace yourself for when she's had a few drinks and starts talking about what kind of gay guys she thinks everyone would be if we lived in the 40s me [approaching after two IPAs i frankly hated]: hey guys i just had this funny idea,
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WOKE TONY SOPRANO: are you saying there's a chance i can make penisary contact with his volvo
about 1 month ago
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[provocative gungan drawl] all we are saying is give meesa chance
about 1 month ago
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regularly working out in a 2016 russian circles concert tee gotta be up there for "clockiest shulamith behaviors"
about 1 month ago
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really cool that iโm part of the select sub-1% of the human population who knows what "snuffbait" means
about 1 month ago
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how my rabbi looks at you when you spell it chanukah instead of khanike
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
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[recounting when i made my circle k sandwich edible by pretending i was chawin on a boy's meaty 3incher]: ...and in my heart that night was when i truly became a woman [whimpering hostage]: is that loaded [loudly]: bro last night with you was an amv
about 1 month ago
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2 months ago
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ella
2 months ago
*5 years detrans working as a Sanitation Technician at the landfill with coworker* him: lol, check this out. anime body pillow me [pretending not to know the word "dakimakura"] yeah bro we strayed from Christ for sure
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[rapidly typing] "age-regressing to 70 years old so i can do natural death snuffplay" [looking up at the oneg table] baruch ata ad-
2 months ago
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3 months ago
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"what can i even wear to work tomorrow?" <--question that functions also as proof of a god that exists but does not love
3 months ago
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tch. it's a good cock, i'll give you that. the shaft curves nicely & the veins add an elegant splash of color. but gotta show the balls more love or you'll never cut it in this kitchen
3 months ago
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if i'd been there they would've called him yaoi gagonit that's all i'm gonna say on the matter
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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angrily chasing down the j-dubs up the street just to patiently explain how kd lang's after the gold rush is about lesbian anal
3 months ago
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call me deedee the way i'm droppin mega doodoo
3 months ago
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BL fred durst: keep fujoin', fujoin', fujoin', fujoin'
3 months ago
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DA: do you even know how much your embezzlement spree comes to? the age-regressing CFO: ummmmm.... [counting out 6 on both hands] this many?
4 months ago
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[as my surgeon gets hardlocked off my thang]: โ ๏ธThe action cannot be completed because the file is open in another program [the queen of the faeries grants the gift of life to a tumblr transmasc's lovense in the soft and cold distance]
4 months ago
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jeopardy-themed one-pump chump drag king named alex prebek
4 months ago
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JAVIER MILEI WELCOME TO THE RESISTANCE
4 months ago
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lib trent reznor voice: i want to VOTE you like an animal
5 months ago
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[intox mao voice] to let your boy have a beer without finishing his 6-pack. this is another type of liberalism
5 months ago
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if some majora's mask type shit were happening, i'd go out and VOTE
5 months ago
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i am hearing that on his deathbed charlie kirk received the light of islam and unhesitatingly recited the shahฤda. even now he looks down on the ummah from the gardens of jannah. truly there is no god but god, and mohammad is his prophet!
5 months ago
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great. another day of "dog miasma"
5 months ago
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my wonderful partner just told me that shaggy himself is not a trans woman but any "boy" who identifies with him is
5 months ago
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"i dream of a world without work" = useless sloganeering โ "i will show howard brown health the meaning of pain" = actionable goal โ
5 months ago
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JunieBabyyy
6 months ago
this post is going extremely viral currently
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tfw you're the only one at the dyke function who actually went to jupiter to get more stupider
6 months ago
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kicking some little dogboy until he gets a tbi (tboy injury)
6 months ago
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lapping up this tamale's corn husk chile & cheese snail trail like a dog drinking water
6 months ago
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why do i even keep hangin with my buddy tetsua the iron they/them all it ever wants to talk about is how i gotttttttta get pregnant
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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"that girl ain't right" <--hank lovingly gendering agp bobbie hill
6 months ago
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she gunter on my glieben til i glauten in her globen
6 months ago
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fun puppies fact: all dogs are combustible
6 months ago
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telling the maitre d' all these tableside dracula blowjobs are ok bc it's my special day
7 months ago
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home is where might actually be the only group who take southern gothic seriously
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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so beautiful how jars have a little tdick that you can mash around and mistreat. truly there is no god but god and muhammad is his prophet
7 months ago
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can i just say something beautiful and true for once
7 months ago
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just saw a single used black nitrile glove outside my apartment building... cinderella....
7 months ago
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chaser bob dylan be like "in the time of her injection / in the hour of my deepest sneed"
7 months ago
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flirting w trans ppl is so easy all you gotta do is ask if they wanna come to petsmart with you
7 months ago
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straight boys love it when trans butch women outclass their masculinity every time
7 months ago
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