shulamith
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transsexual jewish dyke π΅πΈ
"what can i even wear to work tomorrow?" <--question that functions also as proof of a god that exists but does not love
4 days ago
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tch. it's a good cock, i'll give you that. the shaft curves nicely & the veins add an elegant splash of color. but gotta show the balls more love or you'll never cut it in this kitchen
5 days ago
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if i'd been there they would've called him yaoi gagonit that's all i'm gonna say on the matter
13 days ago
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15 days ago
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angrily chasing down the j-dubs up the street just to patiently explain how kd lang's after the gold rush is about lesbian anal
16 days ago
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call me deedee the way i'm droppin mega doodoo
17 days ago
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BL fred durst: keep fujoin', fujoin', fujoin', fujoin'
18 days ago
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DA: do you even know how much your embezzlement spree comes to? the age-regressing CFO: ummmmm.... [counting out 6 on both hands] this many?
26 days ago
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[as my surgeon gets hardlocked off my thang]: β οΈThe action cannot be completed because the file is open in another program [the queen of the faeries grants the gift of life to a tumblr transmasc's lovense in the soft and cold distance]
about 1 month ago
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jeopardy-themed one-pump chump drag king named alex prebek
about 2 months ago
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JAVIER MILEI WELCOME TO THE RESISTANCE
about 2 months ago
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lib trent reznor voice: i want to VOTE you like an animal
about 2 months ago
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[intox mao voice] to let your boy have a beer without finishing his 6-pack. this is another type of liberalism
about 2 months ago
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if some majora's mask type shit were happening, i'd go out and VOTE
2 months ago
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i am hearing that on his deathbed charlie kirk received the light of islam and unhesitatingly recited the shahΔda. even now he looks down on the ummah from the gardens of jannah. truly there is no god but god, and mohammad is his prophet!
2 months ago
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great. another day of "dog miasma"
2 months ago
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my wonderful partner just told me that shaggy himself is not a trans woman but any "boy" who identifies with him is
3 months ago
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"i dream of a world without work" = useless sloganeering β "i will show howard brown health the meaning of pain" = actionable goal β
3 months ago
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reposted by
shulamith
JunieBabyyy
3 months ago
this post is going extremely viral currently
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tfw you're the only one at the dyke function who actually went to jupiter to get more stupider
3 months ago
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kicking some little dogboy until he gets a tbi (tboy injury)
3 months ago
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lapping up this tamale's corn husk chile & cheese snail trail like a dog drinking water
3 months ago
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why do i even keep hangin with my buddy tetsua the iron they/them all it ever wants to talk about is how i gotttttttta get pregnant
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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"that girl ain't right" <--hank lovingly gendering agp bobbie hill
4 months ago
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she gunter on my glieben til i glauten in her globen
4 months ago
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fun puppies fact: all dogs are combustible
4 months ago
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telling the maitre d' all these tableside dracula blowjobs are ok bc it's my special day
4 months ago
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home is where might actually be the only group who take southern gothic seriously
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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so beautiful how jars have a little tdick that you can mash around and mistreat. truly there is no god but god and muhammad is his prophet
4 months ago
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can i just say something beautiful and true for once
4 months ago
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just saw a single used black nitrile glove outside my apartment building... cinderella....
4 months ago
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chaser bob dylan be like "in the time of her injection / in the hour of my deepest sneed"
4 months ago
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flirting w trans ppl is so easy all you gotta do is ask if they wanna come to petsmart with you
4 months ago
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straight boys love it when trans butch women outclass their masculinity every time
4 months ago
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playing mario kart with a bi woman's straight bf & occasionally getting distracted by his childlike understanding of both the world & momentum physics
4 months ago
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at the dentist w the blicky loud and asking the hygienist if she's mad at me
5 months ago
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she gon suck whatever political power i pull outta these jorts
5 months ago
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shootin icbm ropes
5 months ago
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do we think tiny tim grew up to have an SPH kink
5 months ago
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how it's made wants to show me how bricks are made. brother it's called estrogen!
5 months ago
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the housing market in omelas must be insane
5 months ago
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getting fondled in the fayette mall parking lot
#nonelikehome
#crossingthesamerivertwice
5 months ago
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everybody (me) wants to keep kosher til she (also me) makes jambalaya so good coach O turns larose a little frothier, a little creamier
5 months ago
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please, mrs. b. shopping was my mother; you can call me Women
5 months ago
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really i can't be blamed for how your golden retriever bf reacted to my tom of finland collection, you really should've trained him better
5 months ago
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just described by a former lover as "80% lean muscle and 20% cock"
5 months ago
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the ones who c-walk away from omelas
5 months ago
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turning age-regressor tboys into the omelas child
5 months ago
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